Category: Beartoons

  • Bearman Cartoon: Pacman turns 30

    Bearman Cartoon Pacman turns 30

    So I know it is out of character for me to do 2 posts in the same day or to post a cartoon on a Friday but given that today is the 30th anniversary of the launch of Pacman, I thought it shouldn’t wait. 

    My rendition of the guy pales in comparison (what do you bottom dwellers expect) to our friend Scott Hampson from Agent X whose Pacman Cartoon has been stolen all over the internet.  Yes bloggers, the least you can do when you steal an image is link back to the source and quit cutting out the guys URL from the picture.

    Don’t forget the charity challenge. Click link for how you can help at no cost to you.

  • Orgasm Emoticon

    Animated Orgasm Emoticon

    So Dave and Scott were lamenting the other day that there is no Orgasm Emoticon.  What purpose they may have for that in correspondence is between the two of them.   But they called me out (head down to comment 18) and even though I thought there already was some equivalent I figured I would oblige.  Besides anytime I post something remotely sounding potentially pornographic I get a spike in activity.

    Want an even bigger laugh. Robert at Spilled Ink blogged about my charity challenge today.  Go check out the look on his cartoon face.  (I can’t figure out how to link to a particular post on his site so it is the 5/17 posting if you show up another day)  Check out the expression in the last panel.  Look familiar. Now there is a BEARMANiac…hahah

    Don’t forget the charity challenge. Click link for how you can help at no cost to you.

  • Bearman Cartoon: How Elvis Died

    Bearman Cartoon - How Elvis Died

    Along with Monday’s post, this makes my second entry into Dialogue Free Comics Day.  Check out some other entries.

    I was all excited when I heard this story last week and several days went by without the Loonpicking up on the story (cause the girl has every tabloid on her RSS reader).  But then friggin Duncan had to post it on Mad Hatters.   While it is old news that Elvis suffered from constipation, it has recently been openly discussed by his personal physician the issues he had with it.

    Seems it wasn’t the drugs or the peanut butter and fried chicken sandwiches that did him in, but rather constipation.  See Elvis couldn’t take a normal healthy constitution.  In fact he went days nay weeks without so much as a rabbit turd making its way to the sewers.  All that weight gain was caused by a failure to clean the bowels.  In fact pictures taken weeks apart would show Elvis looking like he either gained or lost 20 lbs depending on if he could relieve himself.

    Personally when I strain I think I am going to have a stroke…but lo and behold he went and strained so much for so long that his heart finally gave out.

    Back then I guess Immodium wasn’t so popular and he could have had a colostomy but he feared pooping himself onstage and unfortunately vanity did not serve him well.  His autopsy revealed his colon was way bigger than the norm and they found 4-5 month old feces still in him.  YUCK.

    Don’t forget the charity challenge. Click link for how you can help at no cost to you.

  • Bearman Cartoon: Where’s George

    Bearman Cartoon of George Bush lying on Beach as Obama Takes a Beating in the Press

    Noel Curry of DJ Bogtrotter fame had a challenge to cartoonists to do a cartoon without dialogue.  He designated May 14 as Dialogue Free Comic Day.  This is what I originally planned to post as he said dialogue on signs, etc was OK.  But I came up with one that may be a little less obvious but fits the entire bill that I will post on Friday.  So that is TWO…count em TWO Dialogue Free Comics for your enjoyment.

    Don’t forget the charity challenge.  Click link for how you can help at no cost to you.

  • Bearman Cartoon – Wind Farm

    Bearman Cartoon Wind Farm Hazard for Birds

    With the oil spill heading toward the coastline of Louisiana, the call for expansion of wind farms and the use of them as alternate energy streams already is getting loud.   Careful jumping in with both feet…especially if you are a bird.

     

    UPDATE:  Check out the guest cartoon I did for Carlo Jose San Juan at Callous Comics.  Story of Riann Nicah a newly practicing physician.  Some get guardian angels; well she ended up with Cal, a guardian duck who is as new to the guardian position as Riann is to the medical field.   Great thing is, Carlo’s day job is a real physician specializing in nuclear medicine.  So not only does he shame me in the drawing world, he shames me in the real world too. 

    And thank you Carlo for the mention of my charity challenge.  Want to get involved too?  Please click the pic below to find out how you can help with no cost to you.

  • Guess Who 2

    Today’s another edition of Guess Who.  Not as well known as our first Guess Who celeb but if you watch cable news, she is all over it.

    BTW…last post for the week as I am taking the weekend off.

  • Bearman Cartoon: Ben Ruthless-Burger

    Bearman Cartoon Ben Roethlisberger Shame

    American football star Ben Roethlisberger has seen better days.  From leading the Pittsburgh Steeler to two Super Bowl wins to now being suspended for 6 games for violating the NFL’s code of conduct.   When Ben came into the league as a rookie he quickly became the savior for a much suffering Steeler’s franchise.  Fans referred to him as “Big Ben” and restaurants began selling the Roethlis-BURGER.

    Now, for the second time in his career, there come allegations of a sexual assault.   I won’t say whether I believe he is guilty or not.  However, it is interesting that there were trade rumors so you have to wonder what the Steelers organization knows that they aren’t talking about that would want them to trade a proven leader on the field. 

    And if you think that I am just parodying a Pittsburgh player because it is a long time rival of my own Cincinnati Bengals, it is not true.  When Chris Henry was having his issues with bar fights and other drinking issues, I told many people it doesn’t matter whether he feels he is wrongfully accused or doesn’t start the problems.  You make enough money, keep yourself away from situations that might cause yourself problems.   Unfortunately, now someone who people had admired, has left a bad taste in the mouth of many who used to be a fan.

  • Guest Cartoon Rick the Stick

    Rick the Stick Guest Cartoon

    Ken Drab of the famous Rick the Stick cartoon has been doing a series of Rick screwing up words and phrases (see here, here, here and here).   I thought what better than to have Rick perform some famously (and not so famously) misheard lyrics to songs.   Some are easier than others.   Can you figure out them all??

    Wake up I might sit on you.
    Wrapped up like a douche.
    Carry a laser down the road that I must travel.
    Let’s pee in the spotlight.
    Dirty deeds, done to sheep.
    My anus is the center hole.

     What is your favorite misheard lyrics??

    UPDATE  – The answers are in order Click through.

  • Bearman Cartoon: Nicolas Cage Burial Suit

    Bearman Cartoon - Nicolas Cage Superman Pyramid

    So actor Nicolas Cage has decided that despite his financial issues and inability to reign in his purchases, he would prepare for his final resting place the best way he saw fit.  By purchasing a mausoleum in Louisiana shaped like a Pyramid.

    It is no secret that old Nic fancies the man in tights either.  He wanted to play the title role when the Superman franchise was remade and his fanboy love drove him to name his son Kal-el (Superman’s real name from Krypton).  I am all for preparing so your family isn’t stuck with the bill and you can make sure your final wishes are fulfilled.  But, couldn’t you sort out some of your financial mess first.  I guess whatever he spent is just a drop in the bucket of the $14 million in taxes he currently owes.

  • Caption Contest Winner

    Bearman Cartoon Hidden in the Healthcare Bill

    It was a tough battle back and forth between Tony’s entry and Roland’s entry but at the end of the day, you decided. And the winner was Roland. He is the winner of 2 weeks of homepage banner ad space and a signed copy of his award winning entry. (Roland send me a note with your contact info).

    Click on his banner to the right or below to head over to Metal Jaw Comics and give Roland some love.

    Metal Jaw Comic