Orgasm Emoticon
So Dave and Scott were lamenting the other day that there is no Orgasm Emoticon. What purpose they may have for that in correspondence is between the two of them. But they called me out (head down to comment 18) and even though I thought there already was some equivalent I figured I would oblige. Besides anytime I post something remotely sounding potentially pornographic I get a spike in activity.
Want an even bigger laugh. Robert at Spilled Ink blogged about my charity challenge today. Go check out the look on his cartoon face. (I can’t figure out how to link to a particular post on his site so it is the 5/17 posting if you show up another day) Check out the expression in the last panel. Look familiar. Now there is a BEARMANiac…hahah
Don’t forget the charity challenge. Click link for how you can help at no cost to you.
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WTF have you been smoking Bearman? Sheez, I get it, you’ve been over to Lynn’s blog haven’t you? Is that a single strand of hair that keeps appearing?
What single strand of hair? We are all about fingers here.
Fingers? Did someone say fingers?
About time someone noticed..haha
Personally, I prefer shoes, mainly left ones.
Am I the only one on your blog Bearman? Sheez, seems they are over at Scotty’s place trying to catch a viral infection, instead of getting an organism over here
Organism??? Dunbo.
Yes I am
hahaha u got called dunbo ahah
I love it! Is there a way for me to emulate this pure awesomness?
How in the hell do you do this stuff?
Berman that is excellent. For use I trust as I have rightclicked and saved the image on my desktop for future use. What do I owe you for this piece of brilliance?
Just deep admiration and praise Dave.haha
And a couple of plugs at HC on Tuesday…
deep admiration and praise? well i for one happen to think that is waay too much but that’s just me…
Dave has deeper pockets
Yes but you will have to ask your wife.
If you are referring to using it elsewhere, just right click it and save it.
It is an animated gif made in photoshop.
I love the little eye-roll at the end
tried to make it faster but then my file would have been way too big.
Blahahaha boasting again Bearman?
well….
Very nice! If I were to use it the emoticon would need to be crying at the end.
Funny you say that. I almost made it that way.
Hahaha … thanks much, Bearman!
That was supposed to be my ‘I’m being chased down by a top-secret governmental agency of very angry emoticons’ face. I think. Then again my character’s character does have amnesia …
Whatever you say RJ..haha
Lol. Next you need the cigarette smoking one for afterwords…..or the one of disbelief the next morning.
Or a sad one for premature…
Maybe I need to do an entire poster.
bhahaha i like nate fakes latter one… the “OMG SHE/HE IS A MINGA!” i cant believe i did that next day face hahaha
MINGA???
yeah Minga:
definition:
1. someone who is unfortunate looking
2. ugly
3. unattractive in a common-consensus way
“unfortunate looking” I think if someone called me that I would be more upset than if they just said I was ugly.
What a hoot! Ha,ha,ha.
ty
I heard there was something remotely pornographic here, so I came running, and all I get is a big yellow head? Damn, dude!
Hmm… okay, maybe his mouth should make a wiggling S shape right before he blows. Also, it’s too short when his eye rolls up there at the end. He should hold the pose for a bit (like Japanese anime where the eyes wiggle back and forth for two minutes).
Problem is that the more frames you add in photoshop the smaller you have to make the image in order to animate.
Is it mere coincidence that -THAT- is the same look I give whenever my laxative works?!? o.O
It’s a release one way or the other…so no.
well, i’d say that the mouth on your emoticon definitely looks pornographic.. don’t ‘cha think?
YOu mean my gravatar or the yellow guy I made above?
oops, i meant the emoticon, sorry… well you have a tongue thing going on in your gravatar too! please tell me that is a tongue.. :-/
Love it, Bearman
Are you planning to do another one showing a male experiencing an orgasm ?
I don’t want to make this site TOO graphic. I already border the R side of PG-13. haha
gotta agree with duncan here.. ya gotta admit, it’d be funny.
Nah…it’s too boring. Most of it entails begging.
Tastefully done
But I can’t see any boobies, I clicked on a “big big mamas” porn link at Google & ended up here…
LIar…I checked.
But someone looking for “booger emoticon” ended up here.
You don’t need an emoticon for that, just pick one & scan it into your computer
ewwww
Now there’s something the whole family can enjoy!
We are family friendly.
Now is that how it is?!
Yes it is.
See, that’s what you look like girls when you’re faking it
Except the acting is worse.
Excellent, bearman, excellent. But you’re going to have to put up a seventeen or older banner now.
Why 13 year olds today know a hell of a lot more than I did at 17.
Good point. No one under the age of nine without parental permission
Perfect.
Love it,
Thanks!
hmmm….that’s a familiar face, I think I did him once. Unless its a woman and then….oh $%#& where’d you get my picture?!
I thought you might say…”Unless its a woman and then…well I did her too”