Ken Drab of the famous Rick the Stick cartoon has been doing a series of Rick screwing up words and phrases (see here, here, here and here). I thought what better than to have Rick perform some famously (and not so famously) misheard lyrics to songs. Some are easier than others. Can you figure out them all??
Wake up I might sit on you.
Wrapped up like a douche.
Carry a laser down the road that I must travel.
Let’s pee in the spotlight.
Dirty deeds, done to sheep.
My anus is the center hole.
What is your favorite misheard lyrics??
UPDATE – The answers are in order Click through.
“I’m a long dong daddy in the USA!”
“They got some crazy ‘luminum women there and I’m gonna get me one.”
I know the song I just can’t place it.
Kansas City
That’s it!!!
I thought that is what it was too.
HAHAHA!
“Dirty deeds, done to sheep”–I can’t believe I’ve never heard that before.
(I did, however think it actually was a laser he was carrying…)
Funny stuff, Bearman!
That was my wife’s favorite. Then again she also used to belt out ZZ Tops, “Pearl Necklace” until she figured out what that meant.
Don’t let her listen to Pearl JAM then 🙁
What about Minnie Pearl or Pearl Bailey??
“He’s got electric boobs… BBBBenny and the Jets”
Classic one.
when i was little i loved this one song and I would sing it all the time whenever it came on… i sang it like this…
“Shes a caterpillarrr shes got be …a caterpillar…”
the actual lyrics are:
“Shes got to be loved, got to be loved..”
just for a little 80’s throw back here ya go!
I have never heard this song in my life AND, I have no idea where you got caterpillar. I have never heard someone sing more clearly..haha
BTW..how did you figure out how to embed the video this time?
Dunbo 🙂
Jenny Morris? wow – that takes me back!
Must have been like the HOff and more popular overseas.
i was like 6 years old man lol
as for the embedding i was able to do it bc youtube let me copy the embed code thingo
That would make you…let’s see carry the one.
Bad Moon Rising, CCR:
“There’s a bathroom on the right”
Why for someon reason does that remind me of the song “There’s a mad man living in WACO”
BWAHAHAHAHA! Those are awesome! I’m going to be singing dirty deeds done to sheep for days! Classic!
Catchy ain’t it.
I’m an alien, I’m a lethal alien… an Englishman in New York”
I didn’t know Sting had OO (as in 007) status.
I can’t recall which song, and it wasn’t a misheard lyric. When I toured way back in the day I would always throw in a few lyrical bobbles because I could never remember the correct ones well, but they should of probably been changed to what I was singing anyway. Silly drummers…
They do that on american idol alot too.
Looks like Weird Al might have some competition.
…or not.
I have ruined many a song for my wife by changing the lyrics. I should post some one day.
It’s easy. One example, Just change any lyric with “you” to “poo”. Instead of “I love you” it becomes ‘I love poo”
BRILLIANT!!!
“heart” becomes “Fart”
lol my bf does that ALL the time… i can never just enjoy a song cause she will change the entire lyrics on the spot lol gotta give him credit for the quick thinking
“she”???? Dunbo???
haha HE HE!!!!
LOL
shutup!
KEN LEEEEEEE talibu dibu dow chooooo
OMG…I have to run to the bathroom b/c I am about to pee my pants laughing at this one.
I don’t know that lyric?
That was simply brilliant . . . or something.
For those too lazy to click on Danineteen’s link….it must be shared….
Hmm, Bearman this maybe why I am never invited to karaoke nights any more.
Might as well face it, you’re a dick with a glove. (Robert Palmer)
I wanna love you but your hips are a little bit pointed (Alice Cooper)
See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen (ABBA)
West Virginia,Mount yer Momma (John Denver)
You looked those up. Mine were legit…well mostly.
That’s why you won’t find at least one of them in an internet search.
They were all there Bearman on the top 100 list . See for yourself
http://www.kissthisguy.com/funny.php
i didnt really know any of the songs most ppl have put up on here.. except for dancing queen been kicked. lol
hmmm. my guess is that’s not the only reason they dont invite you back…i’m just sayin’.. 🙂 i do love your dancing queen lyrics though.
This is hilarious. Maybe they should do a TV show and call it “I Forgot The Lyrics”.
They do, it is the Loon’s favorite show. They call it American Idol.
Blahahaha coming from a Bear who watches RAW 🙂
again, i like american idol lol
Yah Susi Spice, me too. It is about the only reality show I watch.
oh sure loon says tht now but soeemthing tells me she’s sitting at home nights watching the others too….lemme guess,jersey shore or maybe the apprentice.. duck, here she comes…
So does my wife so bleah!!!!
Sadly she watches Idol too.
What? You let her 🙂
She watches Idol when I travel…that is a sign of a good marriage.
Lynn I think Loon watches Tough Love and Tool Academy.
omg i saw a couple episodes of tool academy…that is the WORST show ever..i definately do NOT watch jersy shores… my friend was addicted to the Hills and tried to get me on to it, but i found that i lost a few brain cells from watching it.
i will admit i like american idol and cooking shows, like masterchef. i watch those.
Tough Love is better than tool academy. Though they are doing couples this season and it seems to be just like TA.
So we change the names of TV shows . . . like dancing with the scars? Fool Academy?
Blalahaahahaha Bearman, never heard of those shows. I have however been guilty of watching Project Runway 🙂 Aussie version too!
Everytime you go away, you take a piece of MEAT with you.
(from Paul Young’s ‘Everytime You Go Away'(1984)
*laughing* good one tracy!
I love that song.
who paul young?
This paul young
ohhhhhhhhh ive heard this on the golden oldies station! not bad hehe
We call that the nostalgia station…haha
These are awesome Bearman. Great job, and great shout out to RTS. I’m still trying to figure out some of those lyrics and to what songs they are a part of. Great stuff Bearman, great stuff. Rick never looked so good. 🙂 Don’t tell Ken I said that. 🙂
Thanks. I’ll post the songs tomorrow.
HA! I remembered finally. Once in a while we would throw out a cover tune. The one I would always throw in some odd lyrics to was When I come around from Green Day.
That’s because they sing so you know the chorus but everything else Billy Ray garbles too much
“Livin’ in the Bronx” to “Eminence Front” by The Who. People in New York were requesting “Livin’ in the Bronx” to be played on radio stations when it first came out.
I always thought they were saying “Do it in the butt”
all those phrases sound so familiar like i made up those lyrics at some point too! i can only tell you dirty deeds done dirt cheap…i liked this post. it’s one we can all definitely relate to. 🙂
Once I tell you the answers, you will be smacking yourself at how obvious they are.
Blahahaaha Lynn, so what your saying is you have seen it done to sheep…..can you hear the lambs Clarice!!!! I think only Kiwis can relate to that one!!!!!
Lynn you better defend that comment.
nope can’t actually say that ive seen dirty deeds done to sheep but i will take credit for making up those lyrics myself. blahahahaha yourself ya damn loon!
“blahahahaha yourself ya damn loon!” hahahah
What song is that from?
Psst shouldn’t it be baabaaabaaabaaabaa? I’m just sayin 🙂
baaa baaa baaa – baaa baaa the lamb?
“Tin roof…. test….” or “rest”
lol..
I always shouted “Busted” only to find out it was “Rusted” but a tin roof can be “busted” too.
Ha! That’s one stick with some serious pipes (or other bits / stick singing anatomy)! 🙂
What bits are we referring to?? Kibbles?
Hahaha … well, I was thinking more like lungs (if sticks have lungs, that is) 🙂
“Padded Bra” (Panama)
Good one. Now I can’t get it out of my head.
Hahaha! I can’t think of the original lyrics for most of these, but I think I like Rick’s even more. You’ve got some gems sprinkled in there. 🙂
Well now they are posted so you shouldn’t have problems.
lol
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Dirty deeds done to sheep by A Sheep/D Sheep, is that New Zealand’s National Anthem
My favourite wrong lyrics song is Wacko Jacko’s Don’t Stop
“Keep on at the post office, don’t stop till you get enough”
No matter how many times I listen to it I’m sure those are the words he is singing. I actually looked up the lyrics but even knowing the right words he still sings about the post office. Maybe he’s been to Tasmania & met Margaret the Postal Nazi
I always thought it was the “post stop” and you are right, that is the only way I hear it.
Nice, I got four of the five.
Bet it was George Harrison you couldn’t figure out.
I always liked that these misheard lyrics began centuries ago.
For example, you have probably heard of the traditional catholic hymn which goes “Have a Maria…….”
haha…In fact I have.
This whole post has been awesome and even though it is already past I couldn’t help but comment because you are close to 100 comments and that is awesome. Have you had 100 comments before? (I know you reply to almost all of them but it is still awesome.) Bearman… You da man!!!!
I can’t recall if I have. I know I have been close. But again…at least half are all mine. But I’ll take 50 comments on any post. As always I appreciate yours and everyone elses
You are the dancing queeeeen
Young & mean, only seventeen…
Isn’t that the lyric?
I loved AC/DC the legendary Aussie rockers from back when I was a teenager & I’ve never heard Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap rendered that way before.
If you’ve got a lady & you want her gone, but you ain’t got the guts
She keeps nagging at you night & day, enough to drive you nuts fella
Pick up the phone, I’m always home, call me any time
Cos its 362436, I lead a life of crime
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap,
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap,
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap,
Dirty deeds & they’re done dirt cheap
Just wanted to prove I knew the song
I only just saw the answers but I typed the previous before I listened to it. I got the 3rd line a bit wrong….
See even when you know you are right…sometimes you are wrong.
Listening to Weird Al all the time (thanks to my kids) it’s a wonder if I ever get any lyrics right.