Guest Cartoon Rick the Stick

Rick the Stick Guest Cartoon

Ken Drab of the famous Rick the Stick cartoon has been doing a series of Rick screwing up words and phrases (see here, here, here and here).   I thought what better than to have Rick perform some famously (and not so famously) misheard lyrics to songs.   Some are easier than others.   Can you figure out them all??

Wake up I might sit on you.
Wrapped up like a douche.
Carry a laser down the road that I must travel.
Let’s pee in the spotlight.
Dirty deeds, done to sheep.
My anus is the center hole.

 What is your favorite misheard lyrics??

UPDATE  – The answers are in order Click through.

Comments

108 responses to “Guest Cartoon Rick the Stick”

  1. jammer5 Avatar

    “I’m a long dong daddy in the USA!”

    1. jammer5 Avatar

      “They got some crazy ‘luminum women there and I’m gonna get me one.”

      1. Bearman Avatar

        I know the song I just can’t place it.

        1. jammer5 Avatar

          Kansas City

          1. Bearman Avatar

            That’s it!!!

    2. Bearman Avatar

      I thought that is what it was too.

  2. bschooled Avatar

    HAHAHA!

    “Dirty deeds, done to sheep”–I can’t believe I’ve never heard that before.

    (I did, however think it actually was a laser he was carrying…)

    Funny stuff, Bearman!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      That was my wife’s favorite. Then again she also used to belt out ZZ Tops, “Pearl Necklace” until she figured out what that meant.

      1. Friggin Loon Avatar

        Don’t let her listen to Pearl JAM then 🙁

        1. bearman Avatar

          What about Minnie Pearl or Pearl Bailey??

  3. David Avatar

    “He’s got electric boobs… BBBBenny and the Jets”

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Classic one.

  4. susispice Avatar

    when i was little i loved this one song and I would sing it all the time whenever it came on… i sang it like this…

    “Shes a caterpillarrr shes got be …a caterpillar…”

    the actual lyrics are:
    “Shes got to be loved, got to be loved..”

    just for a little 80’s throw back here ya go!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I have never heard this song in my life AND, I have no idea where you got caterpillar. I have never heard someone sing more clearly..haha

    2. Bearman Avatar

      BTW..how did you figure out how to embed the video this time?

    3. nursemyra Avatar

      Jenny Morris? wow – that takes me back!

      1. bearman Avatar

        Must have been like the HOff and more popular overseas.

        1. susispice Avatar

          i was like 6 years old man lol

          as for the embedding i was able to do it bc youtube let me copy the embed code thingo

          1. Bearman Avatar

            That would make you…let’s see carry the one.

  5. David Avatar

    Bad Moon Rising, CCR:

    “There’s a bathroom on the right”

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Why for someon reason does that remind me of the song “There’s a mad man living in WACO”

  6. Rick the Stick Avatar

    BWAHAHAHAHA! Those are awesome! I’m going to be singing dirty deeds done to sheep for days! Classic!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Catchy ain’t it.

  7. Sheila Deeth Avatar

    I’m an alien, I’m a lethal alien… an Englishman in New York”

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I didn’t know Sting had OO (as in 007) status.

  8. MJ Avatar

    I can’t recall which song, and it wasn’t a misheard lyric. When I toured way back in the day I would always throw in a few lyrical bobbles because I could never remember the correct ones well, but they should of probably been changed to what I was singing anyway. Silly drummers…

    1. Bearman Avatar

      They do that on american idol alot too.

  9. DadaHyena Avatar

    Looks like Weird Al might have some competition.

    …or not.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I have ruined many a song for my wife by changing the lyrics. I should post some one day.

      It’s easy. One example, Just change any lyric with “you” to “poo”. Instead of “I love you” it becomes ‘I love poo”

      1. DadaHyena Avatar
        1. Bearman Avatar

          “heart” becomes “Fart”

          1. susispice Avatar

            lol my bf does that ALL the time… i can never just enjoy a song cause she will change the entire lyrics on the spot lol gotta give him credit for the quick thinking

          2. Bearman Avatar

            “she”???? Dunbo???

          3. susispice Avatar

            haha HE HE!!!!

            LOL
            shutup!

  10. danineteen Avatar

    KEN LEEEEEEE talibu dibu dow chooooo

    1. Bearman Avatar

      OMG…I have to run to the bathroom b/c I am about to pee my pants laughing at this one.

      1. Friggin Loon Avatar

        I don’t know that lyric?

    2. jammer5 Avatar

      That was simply brilliant . . . or something.

  11. Friggin Loon Avatar

    For those too lazy to click on Danineteen’s link….it must be shared….

  12. Friggin Loon Avatar

    Hmm, Bearman this maybe why I am never invited to karaoke nights any more.

    Might as well face it, you’re a dick with a glove. (Robert Palmer)
    I wanna love you but your hips are a little bit pointed (Alice Cooper)
    See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen (ABBA)
    West Virginia,Mount yer Momma (John Denver)

    1. bearman Avatar

      You looked those up. Mine were legit…well mostly.

      That’s why you won’t find at least one of them in an internet search.

      1. Friggin Loon Avatar

        They were all there Bearman on the top 100 list . See for yourself

        http://www.kissthisguy.com/funny.php

        1. susispice Avatar

          i didnt really know any of the songs most ppl have put up on here.. except for dancing queen been kicked. lol

    2. lynn Avatar

      hmmm. my guess is that’s not the only reason they dont invite you back…i’m just sayin’.. 🙂 i do love your dancing queen lyrics though.

  13. Bo Lumpkin Avatar

    This is hilarious. Maybe they should do a TV show and call it “I Forgot The Lyrics”.

    1. bearman Avatar

      They do, it is the Loon’s favorite show. They call it American Idol.

      1. Friggin Loon Avatar

        Blahahaha coming from a Bear who watches RAW 🙂

        1. susispice Avatar

          again, i like american idol lol

          1. Friggin Loon Avatar

            Yah Susi Spice, me too. It is about the only reality show I watch.

          2. lynn Avatar

            oh sure loon says tht now but soeemthing tells me she’s sitting at home nights watching the others too….lemme guess,jersey shore or maybe the apprentice.. duck, here she comes…

        2. Bearman Avatar

          So does my wife so bleah!!!!

          1. Bearman Avatar

            Sadly she watches Idol too.

          2. Friggin Loon Avatar

            What? You let her 🙂

          3. Bearman Avatar

            She watches Idol when I travel…that is a sign of a good marriage.

            Lynn I think Loon watches Tough Love and Tool Academy.

          4. susispice Avatar

            omg i saw a couple episodes of tool academy…that is the WORST show ever..i definately do NOT watch jersy shores… my friend was addicted to the Hills and tried to get me on to it, but i found that i lost a few brain cells from watching it.

            i will admit i like american idol and cooking shows, like masterchef. i watch those.

          5. Bearman Avatar

            Tough Love is better than tool academy. Though they are doing couples this season and it seems to be just like TA.

          6. jammer5 Avatar

            So we change the names of TV shows . . . like dancing with the scars? Fool Academy?

          7. Friggin Loon Avatar

            Blalahaahahaha Bearman, never heard of those shows. I have however been guilty of watching Project Runway 🙂 Aussie version too!

  14. Tracy Brady Avatar

    Everytime you go away, you take a piece of MEAT with you.
    (from Paul Young’s ‘Everytime You Go Away'(1984)

    1. lynn Avatar

      *laughing* good one tracy!

    2. Bearman Avatar

      I love that song.

      1. susispice Avatar

        who paul young?

        1. Bearman Avatar

          This paul young

          1. susispice Avatar

            ohhhhhhhhh ive heard this on the golden oldies station! not bad hehe

          2. Bearman Avatar

            We call that the nostalgia station…haha

  15. tmcelmurry Avatar
    tmcelmurry

    These are awesome Bearman. Great job, and great shout out to RTS. I’m still trying to figure out some of those lyrics and to what songs they are a part of. Great stuff Bearman, great stuff. Rick never looked so good. 🙂 Don’t tell Ken I said that. 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Thanks. I’ll post the songs tomorrow.

  16. MJ Avatar

    HA! I remembered finally. Once in a while we would throw out a cover tune. The one I would always throw in some odd lyrics to was When I come around from Green Day.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      That’s because they sing so you know the chorus but everything else Billy Ray garbles too much

  17. Ahmnodt Heare Avatar

    “Livin’ in the Bronx” to “Eminence Front” by The Who. People in New York were requesting “Livin’ in the Bronx” to be played on radio stations when it first came out.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I always thought they were saying “Do it in the butt”

  18. lynn Avatar

    all those phrases sound so familiar like i made up those lyrics at some point too! i can only tell you dirty deeds done dirt cheap…i liked this post. it’s one we can all definitely relate to. 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Once I tell you the answers, you will be smacking yourself at how obvious they are.

    2. Friggin Loon Avatar

      Blahahaaha Lynn, so what your saying is you have seen it done to sheep…..can you hear the lambs Clarice!!!! I think only Kiwis can relate to that one!!!!!

      1. Bearman Avatar

        Lynn you better defend that comment.

      2. lynn Avatar

        nope can’t actually say that ive seen dirty deeds done to sheep but i will take credit for making up those lyrics myself. blahahahaha yourself ya damn loon!

        1. Bearman Avatar

          “blahahahaha yourself ya damn loon!” hahahah

          1. Friggin Loon Avatar

            What song is that from?

            Psst shouldn’t it be baabaaabaaabaaabaa? I’m just sayin 🙂

          2. Ahmnodt Heare Avatar

            baaa baaa baaa – baaa baaa the lamb?

  19. notapeopleperson Avatar

    “Tin roof…. test….” or “rest”

    lol..

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I always shouted “Busted” only to find out it was “Rusted” but a tin roof can be “busted” too.

  20. SpilledInkGuy Avatar

    Ha! That’s one stick with some serious pipes (or other bits / stick singing anatomy)! 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      What bits are we referring to?? Kibbles?

      1. SpilledInkGuy Avatar

        Hahaha … well, I was thinking more like lungs (if sticks have lungs, that is) 🙂

  21. Ken Avatar
    Ken

    “Padded Bra” (Panama)

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Good one. Now I can’t get it out of my head.

  22. George Avatar

    Hahaha! I can’t think of the original lyrics for most of these, but I think I like Rick’s even more. You’ve got some gems sprinkled in there. 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Well now they are posted so you shouldn’t have problems.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Thanks I didn’t even know I was nominated. Thanks Corve!!!!

  23. Tony Avatar

    Dirty deeds done to sheep by A Sheep/D Sheep, is that New Zealand’s National Anthem

    My favourite wrong lyrics song is Wacko Jacko’s Don’t Stop

    “Keep on at the post office, don’t stop till you get enough”

    No matter how many times I listen to it I’m sure those are the words he is singing. I actually looked up the lyrics but even knowing the right words he still sings about the post office. Maybe he’s been to Tasmania & met Margaret the Postal Nazi

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I always thought it was the “post stop” and you are right, that is the only way I hear it.

  24. FJ Avatar

    Nice, I got four of the five.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Bet it was George Harrison you couldn’t figure out.

  25. agent-x Avatar

    I always liked that these misheard lyrics began centuries ago.
    For example, you have probably heard of the traditional catholic hymn which goes “Have a Maria…….”

    1. Bearman Avatar

      haha…In fact I have.

  26. Bo Lumpkin Avatar

    This whole post has been awesome and even though it is already past I couldn’t help but comment because you are close to 100 comments and that is awesome. Have you had 100 comments before? (I know you reply to almost all of them but it is still awesome.) Bearman… You da man!!!!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I can’t recall if I have. I know I have been close. But again…at least half are all mine. But I’ll take 50 comments on any post. As always I appreciate yours and everyone elses

  27. Tony Avatar

    You are the dancing queeeeen
    Young & mean, only seventeen…

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Isn’t that the lyric?

  28. Tony Avatar

    I loved AC/DC the legendary Aussie rockers from back when I was a teenager & I’ve never heard Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap rendered that way before.

    If you’ve got a lady & you want her gone, but you ain’t got the guts
    She keeps nagging at you night & day, enough to drive you nuts fella
    Pick up the phone, I’m always home, call me any time
    Cos its 362436, I lead a life of crime
    Dirty deeds done dirt cheap,
    Dirty deeds done dirt cheap,
    Dirty deeds done dirt cheap,
    Dirty deeds & they’re done dirt cheap

    Just wanted to prove I knew the song

    1. Tony Avatar

      I only just saw the answers but I typed the previous before I listened to it. I got the 3rd line a bit wrong….

      1. Bearman Avatar

        See even when you know you are right…sometimes you are wrong.

  29. WriterDood Avatar

    Listening to Weird Al all the time (thanks to my kids) it’s a wonder if I ever get any lyrics right.

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