How Egg Nog is Made

12-31-13-Bearman-Cartoon-How-Egg-Nog-is-MadeThis cartoon is for all the Egg Nog haters in the world including my wife who instead of calling it Elf Piss, jokingly always refers to Egg Nog as Phlegm.   I, on the other hand, can’t get enough of the stuff and wonder why consumption seems to be limited only to the holiday season.

Speaking of holidays, I am taking one so there will be no updates until after the new year here and I will be absent from visiting other’s blogs for the time being.   So as a bonus, Michael Pohrer of Tooned In has updated his guest cartoon he did for me in a past year.   Have a safe and enjoyable Christmas and New Years and I will see you in 2014.

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  1. Nate Fakes says:

    THAT’S why I hate eggnog. I knew it.

    Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, etc., Bearman!

    (BTW – love the snow animations.)

  2. David Hurley says:

    Can’t do the eggnog either, bearman. Oddly, I like egg custard.
    Love the comic and Michael’s animation!
    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

  3. Jack Carlson says:

    I’m grateful for everyone who hates eggnog. Leaves more for the rest of us.

  4. Comedy Plus says:

    I’m with your wife on the eggnog. That’s some nasty stuff.

    You and yours have a great Christmas and a very happy New Year. I’ll see you in 2014. 🙂

  5. DadaHyena says:

    Now, as for how Christmas fudge is made…

    Wiley Miller (Non Sequitur) also did a cartoon of Santa pooing in a chimney, although I’m not sure who drew their version first.

  6. Tim Green says:

    I only like my eggnog with a nice shot of whiskey…kills the elf germs!

  7. Bill Murphy says:

    I don’t even want to think about what they use to thicken it then! 😛
    Merry Christmas!!! And see you next year Bearman! 😀

  8. lisleman says:

    Why is one elf turning green? Enjoy your egg nog and Merry Christmas

  9. frigginloon says:

    Merry Christmas Bearman and happy New Year xxx

  10. Andro says:

    Yes I always wondered
    why it had a funny taste
    to it 🙂 lol

    Have a Merry Christmas Bearman 🙂

  11. Tom Falco says:

    Ugh. Merry Christmas!

  12. jynksie says:

    Id elves piss eggnog, I want one. Although, I refuse to milk him! [blinks] Ho!Ho!HA!

  13. benzeknees says:

    I hate eggnog too! Hubby loves it – what is it with men?

  14. So now I wonder what orifice valentine’s candy comes from with cupid.

  15. G.B. Miller says:

    Thanks for the morning chuckle. Come to think of it, none was drunk at our house this year.

  16. Tony McGurk says:

    Is it elf pee or something else they’re shooting into the mix. Looks like those dirty little elves are Joggin’ their Nog. Have a great holiday Bearman!!!

  17. Funny sh*t! Seems as though Santa feels the same way. Great holiday cheer Bearman.
    Your wife is an isghtful woman; the phelgm comment made me snort. Not a pretty sound but a good gauge of comedy level.
    The Elf cartoon is so wring and so right at the same time.
    Enjoy your egg nog and family festivities!

  18. Binky says:

    I was going to say your cartooning skill improved dramatically, but then I realized. . . oh, never mind.
    Have a good holiday, Bearman.

  19. Nef says:

    I don’t know… I still like it.

  20. Joseph says:

    As a kid I loved eggnog. But now that I’m a grownup I do not care for it at all.

    Santa’s yuletide log is liable to leave some skid marks down the chimney! Maybe he can was it down with some eggnog! :OP

  21. Gruhn says:

    Ha! Just finally home and seeing this. Luckily I didn’t have any nog. I no longer trust elves.

  22. I’m still not going to try Egg Nog, Especially now.

  23. I think I have immunity to Elf piss! Get the shot if you don’t ! 🙂

  24. Dave says:

    I drink the piss out of egg nog. I went through the comments and am surprised nobody else used that line. 😉

  25. Tony McGurk says: & that’s all I’m gunna say for now…

  26. susi spice says:

    LOL i love it..your cartoon that is…and well.yeah..eggnog too

    i make my eggnog more like a frappe here
    with a little irish whiskey in there and ice…

  27. Tyler says:

    Wow. I need to get a bunch of elves and start a slightly twisted version of a dairy farm. Eggnog is delicious!

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