Porcupine Dating

Dating Porcupines by Bearman CartoonsMiss me?   Today’s cartoon was inspired by….. well I am not really sure.   Just one of those things that pops into your head at 12AM when you are trying to sleep.  Hmmmm…how would it be if a porcupine’s mating ritual including having to pick up a woman in a bar.  Don’t ask, just be happy I posted something for you to see here besides a three week old Christmas cartoon.

 

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65 responses to “Porcupine Dating”

  1. frigginloon Avatar

    Happy New Year you lazy bastard. 🙂 So what did you miss? Hmm, just Tony deleting his blogs again 🙂

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      And bringing them right back

  2. frigginloon Avatar

    Cougars, Rhinos and porcupines oh my .

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      hmmm…speaking of lazy, maybe it is time to update my ads on the right.

  3. Binky Avatar

    Does anyone care about porcupines when there are other much cuter marsupials to think about?

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      Some of those other marsupials are pricks in another manner of speaking

      1. Binky Avatar

        You must be referring to Koalas.

        1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

          They are just aloof snobs

  4. Kathy Morlock Avatar
    Kathy Morlock

    Love it, ’bout time you got back to work 😉

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      Thanks Kathy….yes I took my lazy vacation along for another week.

  5. George Ford Avatar

    Glad to see you back in the game, picking up the old ‘quill’ again and ‘sticking’ it to the man!

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      I thought…what if George Ford and Nate fakes had a baby cartoonist. This is probably what he would do.

  6. lisleman Avatar

    Not that I really know anything about porcupines. I just imagine a bar visiting porcupine as having piercings.

  7. Dave Avatar

    Nicely done! Love this one.

  8. Tim Avatar

    Thank you. This was worth the wait.

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      Hey Tim…thanks for stopping by

  9. Bob Echidna Avatar

    I get that reaction from the ladies all the time Mister Bearman. Life’s lonely when you’re a big prick

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      haha…touche’ Thanks Bob

  10. Tony McGurk Avatar

    He looks so cute & slightly cuddly. The blonde looks keen. Redheads can be such poor judges of character anyway

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      True. My wife is a red head.

      1. Tony McGurk Avatar

        Lucky I didn’t say anything nasty about redheads then

  11. Tim Green Avatar
    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      REally and here I thought Love Stinks

      1. Tony McGurk Avatar

        Only if you’re a skunk…

  12. Bill Murphy Avatar

    Ha, ha! A prick indeed!
    Glad to see you got back to drawing new comics Bearman!

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      Thanks….now the pressure is on to post again soon

  13. Michael corley Avatar

    When he says he wants to stick something in you…. Details, get details.

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      haha OK you just took it to a whole other level

  14. Julian Avatar

    Hey give him a chance! I hear he’s a good poke.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Haha. I will take your word for it

  15. Joseph Avatar

    I bet his wit is sharp, though! Get the point? :OP

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Yes. Very clever mr pun

  16. Comedy Plus Avatar

    I’ve missed you. I hope you and yours had a great Christmas and a very happy New Year. We did.

    Yes, I can see where this guy would be a potential prick.

    Have a fabulous day. 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Wonderful time. Thanks and glad to be back

  17. JerryBenedict Avatar

    It’s good she sees him for what he is… otherwise she might get STUCK!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      And a bloody mess

  18. benzeknees Avatar
    benzeknees

    Could be a prickly conversation!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Isn’t there a drink called a cactus pear? That would keep the prickly conversation going

  19. Mark Stokes Avatar

    He just may be the sharpest guy in the room!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Funny I heard he was a little dull around the edges

  20. Chris Simonite Avatar

    She’ll probably go out with him anyway. Seems to happen a lot! 🙂

  21. Jack of Gulls Comic Avatar

    The blond doesn’t care. And a ‘potential’ prick? Oh, he’s beyond that!

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      So you are saying he is a well known one 🙂

  22. David Hurley Avatar

    If it doesn’t work out, maybe he can be her acupuncturist .

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      I have this pain in my shoulder he can look at when he is done

  23. Gruhn Avatar

    Looks like she’s pining for him.

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      I think her friend is jealous and just needling her

  24. Nate Fakes Avatar
    Nate Fakes

    He’s just out to poke anything he can find.

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      Kind of like your single days

  25. James Avatar

    This is my favorite comic of yours. Maybe it’s because you said prick.

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      You like the dirty mouth humor

  26. Tyler Avatar

    He’s really such a nice guy, until you try to give him a back rub.

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      Just go with the quill

  27. G.B. Miller Avatar

    I is very happy that you posted something. Perhaps you’re trying to get into the groove of things again?

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      Now if that work thing didn’t get in my way

  28. Nef Avatar

    I swear I commented on this thing, but the porcupine ate my comment.

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      I was going to NEEDLE you about it.

  29. Tom Falco Avatar

    Ha. I just literally spit my coffee out laughing.

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      There’s a waste of a good 59 cents

  30. Andro Avatar

    How is it that they make love now? Ahhh yes Very Carefully 🙂 lol Sorry for the crap lollipop joke Bearman, oh yes and your cartoons rock 🙂 Sorry I haven’t been around much my good friend, hardly at all, erm okay the never in 2014… I have been a tad poorly but now that I am back, I will call in as often as I ruddy well like so how about that for encouraging? 🙂

    Andro

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      But only when there are two of them haha