Snow Balls

Bearman Cartoons Fresh Snow BallsAnd here you thought snow balls came from the ground.  Oh no my friends.   The fresh ones come right off the vine…er snowman.

I have a feeling others have done this joke before me only cuz it seemed so obvious.  I am sure my astute readers will point it out.


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  1. George Ford says:

    Yikes! At least they still get to keep their carrots.

    Now, I’m gonna spend the rest of the day limping. Curses!

  2. Tony McGurk says:

    The unkindest cut of all. What was that saying about brass monkeys? Guess it applies to snowmen too

  3. Deb says:

    I like this one, Bearman, I think it’s original.

  4. Nef says:

    The smug expression of the dude selling the balls conveys a warning to those of us of the male persuasion to remain well outside of the range of whatever implements he uses to collect his specimens…

    And that’s the nice way of saying it.

  5. Christina says:

    Yikes! I hesitate to imagine what is happening in a blizzard!

  6. Comedy Plus says:

    Bwahahahahahahaha, When I saw the post title I was already there. Good one.

    Have a fabulous day. 🙂

  7. Gruhn says:

    Ouch. Rocky Mountain Snowysters?

  8. Dave says:

    2 balls for a dollar! Well, I am assuming they are bought in pairs.

  9. Tim Green says:

    That was a cold one, Bearman…so very cold…

  10. benzeknees says:

    Why do men always clutch this area of their body every time someone mentions something happening to their balls? Mention a vasectomy & every man in the room clutches his balls & groans.

  11. frigginloon says:

    Blahahahahahahahahahaha , cheaper than moth balls 😉

  12. lisleman says:

    Did you know when a dog hangs around a snowman his balls turn yellow (the snowman not the dog). Oh one more stupid thought – you don’t want to know where the slushy comes from.

  13. Binky says:

    Revenge of the snowmen may keep him from smiling too long.

  14. Andro says:

    It starts with the balls and then their carrots start disappearing too, those poor Snowmen never get a chance for any you know what? 😉 Well they have there tackling stolen for one thing and even if they manage to stay intact the friction melts their wicked experiences, so I guess a Snowman’s life is pretty dull 🙁 lol

    Your Snowman joke is great Bearman 🙂 lmao


  15. jynksie says:

    Recently married snowmen, no doubt! [smirk] Have a very Merry one! Jingle those balls men, they are loaners now!

  16. Julian says:

    I love the look on the salesman’s face 🙂

  17. Now I can’t shake the terrifying notion I’ve been throwing gonads all these years!

  18. David Hurley says:

    It’s the first time for me seeing it, but it does seem like an obvious joke. You may be a genius bearman.
    The look on the salesman face doesn’t take away the pain of the snowmen.

  19. Bill Murphy says:

    Ha, ha! I love all those snowmen’s faces! Especially the middle one. I feel his pain. I guess an icepack wouldn’t be much help. 😛

  20. Ol' Gui says:

    Dang, now you have me wondering about snow cones and wandering herds of snow heifers.

  21. That guy should be careful… neutered snowmen could be dangerous!

  22. Cuz I'm Joe says:

    Now I am picturing all the snow men in my neighbor hood as eunuchs.

  23. Joseph says:

    Is that where snow cones get there snow balls?

  24. Red Dwyer says:

    And they are cheap, no less. Brill. Happy Christmas, Bearman.

  25. That salesman is evil. 🙂

  26. Whoa, some o’ them snowmen are intimidatin’! 🙂

  27. frigginloon says:

    I’m so slack Bearman. I have been meaning to send you a little Aussie food package. Will do after the festive season. Have you tasted vegemite yet????

  28. James says:

    I live the second snowman who looks like he’s in denial.

  29. Happy New Year Bearman.
    May your balls never turn blue (whether from cold or any other reason!) and your talent and humor keep us me laughing and amazed in 2014. Don’t think that’s a stretch -grin-.
    Hugs to you and your family my kind friend.

  30. Tyler says:

    Now I want even less to be pegged in the face by a snowball. That’s really saying something, since I’ve never particularly wanted that.

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