Tag: Phlegm

  • Sneezing Etiquette

    Sneezing Etiquette

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    I never understood sneezing etiquette.   I always tend to sneeze in my hand.  Then after I sneeze I can either wash my hand if necessary or use some hand cleaner to eradicate any lingering germs.  But everyone always tells me I am doing it wrong and that is unsanitary.  Rather, the proper way to sneeze is to do so in the crook of your arm.

    HOWEVER, it seems like every time I try to follow the etiquette proscribed, I hock a huge wad of phlegm out of my mouth and nose as shown in today’s cartoon.  So now I am walking around with a huge loogie on my arm trying to conceal the fact that it is there from others.  And of course I have to run to the bathroom to try and clean snot off my shirt.

    So what gives?  Anyone have the same predicament?  How do you sneeze?  And for those that comment….”BLESS YOU.”

  • How Egg Nog is Made

    How Egg Nog is Made

    12-31-13-Bearman-Cartoon-How-Egg-Nog-is-MadeThis cartoon is for all the Egg Nog haters in the world including my wife who instead of calling it Elf Piss, jokingly always refers to Egg Nog as Phlegm.   I, on the other hand, can’t get enough of the stuff and wonder why consumption seems to be limited only to the holiday season.

    Speaking of holidays, I am taking one so there will be no updates until after the new year here and I will be absent from visiting other’s blogs for the time being.   So as a bonus, Michael Pohrer of Tooned In has updated his guest cartoon he did for me in a past year.   Have a safe and enjoyable Christmas and New Years and I will see you in 2014.

    Naughty List Updated Michael Pohrer