Santa is the 1 Percent

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  1. James says:

    A guy who wears mostly red is never completely good and jolly.

  2. Comedy Plus says:

    My kind of job. Okay, just kidding.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

  3. Bo Lumpkin says:

    He’s fat and everyone thinks it looks good on him.

  4. Scholar Mel says:

    And, and! He smokes a pipe! What has the world come to!?

  5. George says:

    Evidently he never has to worry about over head, cuz he gives everything away free. Plus, he’s chauffered everywhere. I love is sly look. I’ve never trusted that elf. 🙂

  6. Mark Stokes says:

    That’s about the smuggest Santa I’ve ever witnessed! Ho, ho, ho indeed.

  7. A.M.Frasier says:

    Yeah I hear Santa is out sourcing a lot of his work this year.

  8. DadaHyena says:

    HA!…I mean, HO! That is awesome.

    Did someone already make an “Occupy North Pole” joke?

  9. Jande says:

    Hahah! Nicely done, Bearman! 1% indeed.

  10. Binky says:

    If the elf revolution happens before Christmas, I’m blaming you!

  11. Tony McGurk says:

    Gosh who’d of thought??? Occupy North Pole could disrupt things a bit on the 25th

  12. nursemyra says:

    I’m not convinced that’s the real santa

  13. G says:


    The ultimate guv’ment employee for a country of 1.

  14. Friggin Loon says:

    I think Mrs Claus may have something to say about that!!!!

  15. Lisleman says:

    Good one – never thought of the big bearded guy like this. But now you have me thinking. Here’s another bit of evidence – he spies on everyone.

  16. MJ says:

    I heard the elves, and reindeer are trying to start a union. Either that or join the Lollipop Guild.

  17. Occupy the North Pole probably isn’t one of the more popular venues.
    (You are just asking for coal, aren’t you, Bearman?!)

  18. jynksie says:

    You forgot that he engages in slave labor and those elves must have sweatshop conditions. Since they dont get paid, how is that a fair working environment?!? Never mind the animal cruelty that the reindeer must endure having to pull an overweight man around the world at mach 2 speed. o.O

    Who’s paying this guy the big bucks anywhoo?!? Is Santa just a prop in Coca-Cola’s marketing strategy?!? [grin]

  19. MC/Curtis says:

    He also dopes reindeer. Cool comic.

  20. Don’t go on strike, Elves. Last time, Santa sent out the Yeti to eat them. It was a bloodbath, but still kind of jolly.

  21. planetross says:

    Are you a 1 percenter if only 1 percent of people believe in you?
    If so, I don’t think Santa is in that category yet.

    note: Santa’s offshore accounts are probably pretty big … or long … with names and stuff.

  22. Barbaric Bob says:

    he can fly annywhere without checking into customs! he should be hunted down and persecuted~!…or not

  23. It’s the ultimate off-shore operation… he does all of this in the North Pole out of everyone’s jurisdiction!

  24. Haha! I always knew there was something fishy about him.

  25. Jenn says:

    HAHA Go santa! I smell OCCUPY NORTH POLE…

  26. bahahahahahha!

    livin the dream.

    and he’s got mrs. claus back there in a skimpy hot pink mini skirt with puffy white trim.

    i mean, if she shops at Victoria Secret, that is.

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