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Not much needs to be added to this cartoon. Whether you love cats or hate them….they are ASSHOLES. Why is it that cats can sleep 9 hours of their day on hardwood floors and yet when they have to vomit up a hairball they nonchalantly move over to the […]
My wife said no one but me would get today’s cartoon because I must be the only one that can go to bed and be chilled and in the middle of the night tear the covers off me because I am burning up. I said she was the odd one […]
It was announced today that Nestle has voluntarily recalled two varieties of Hot Pockets. For those who follow comedian Jim Gaffigan, you may know that he is known for his bits about loving Hot Pockets. Wouldn’t Charlton Heston be proud that Jim would hold on to that Hot Pocket […]
So President Barack Obama had his State of the Union (or as I prefer State of the Disillusioned) address yesterday where he talks about his plans for the coming year. Everything was a typical Presidential address and nothing I heard that was new. However one comment he made did […]
Miss me? Today’s cartoon was inspired by….. well I am not really sure. Just one of those things that pops into your head at 12AM when you are trying to sleep. Hmmmm…how would it be if a porcupine’s mating ritual including having to pick up a woman in […]
This cartoon is for all the Egg Nog haters in the world including my wife who instead of calling it Elf Piss, jokingly always refers to Egg Nog as Phlegm. I, on the other hand, can’t get enough of the stuff and wonder why consumption seems to be limited […]
And here you thought snow balls came from the ground. Oh no my friends. The fresh ones come right off the vine…er snowman. I have a feeling others have done this joke before me only cuz it seemed so obvious. I am sure my astute readers will point it […]
Jon Esparza over at Jon’s Crazy Stuff put out a call for cartoons falling into several categories. I of course chose Frosty coming to life in my own twisted way. That dog was always around in the Frosty special and you can bet he relieved himself at some point […]
Here is something you probably didn’t know. Researchers have concluded and farmers have known for years that playing music to cows can increase milk production around 5%. Now some cows prefer hard rock and some prefer classical, but all cows agree that they won’t produce if Justin Bieber’s music […]
So what age is it that you can’t wait to leave your own party because you are tired. We hosted a party this weekend. I can remember in my 20’s when we didn’t even go out to the bars until 10PM. Now 10PM is the time we are coming home. […]