Here is something you probably didn’t know. Researchers have concluded and farmers have known for years that playing music to cows can increase milk production around 5%. Now some cows prefer hard rock and some prefer classical, but all cows agree that they won’t produce if Justin Bieber’s music is played. Ok I made that last part up.
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65 responses to “Music to my Udders”
Makes sense to me. Great thing to experiment with. What type of music produces the most milk. Could be a fun thing to do. Okay, I need to get a life. Bwahahahahahahaha.
Have a fabulous day and weekend. 🙂
I didn’t know you had a cow on that boat
I still believe you about Justin Bieber. I don’t think it’s moo-sic to their ears at all.
moo-sic good one
But classical music is divine to the bovine
This is why cows are prone to breakdancing.
But if you tip them can they get up?
I heard cows have been known to commit suicide when Bieber is playing.
You heard it or you HERD it?
Oh, herd – of course!
I’ve heard this before. Some people like cow tongue too. I think Miley Cyrus has cow tongue. In fact in some pictures it appears she is still choking on one.
As a kid my mom boiled cow tongue. I NEVER liked it.
I’ve never seen it on plate and hope I never do. BTW I don’t care to it hanging out of Miley’s mouth either.
In it’s cut up form it is OK looking. It is seeing that big tongue in a pot of water
But did you lick it?
We french kissed
My wife’s parents made that too… and cow brains. Needless to say, it wasn’t a big hit at the dinner table.
I’d have to draw the line at brains…ugh.
I wonder why that is? That could make for one messy dance floor.
Music soothes the savage beast
Oh no! Another six-teat cow!!!
Should there have only been 4? Seemed more is better
Yes, four. A six-teated cow is a space alien!
That’s what happens when you grow up in the city
And they get up and shake their udders when the techno plays.
I’ve seen that on the dance floor
If it worked for humans I’m sure men would be playing music for their women all the time!
If you are into breast milk I guess haha
You may have made the last part up but I bet it’s true.
“Music To Lactate To” is now available on I-Tunes
Those who downloaded this album also bought;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19wAAyxZhUo#t=56
Really there is a song called No milk today. haha
I love that song. Did you watch the one with the link? I thought they’d both show up as just links but one did & the other showed as an embedded video.
Love Benny Hill
I guess if you ain’t real hi-tech you could just sing to them. Of course if I sang to one it would probably give buttermilk. I have heard about the milk from contented cows but with some of the music out there today I’m afraid it would be the milk from demented cows.
More like cottage cheese
If you play cows chocolate music, do they produce chocolate milk?
Try it out and let me know.
Even cows don’t like Justin Bieber!
it sours the milk. then the cows demand to be carried to the barn on the shoulders of their bodyguards. A total mess really
Maybe they just automatically make sour cream
I don’t know. Maybe Justin Beiber (of which my 12 1/2 year daughter despises) was factored into the research.
12 1/2 well she is 1/2 year too old to like him still.
Why haven’t the folks at Apple picked this one up as a TV advert?! They’re missing out on a sure thing.
My friend who is a lactation expert says it works on women too
That’s great! I love classical music, so I’m sure that’s their favorite, too!
Depends on the cow
Well you didn’t make that up! It’s common sense.
Two days ago I watched a documentary about production of buffalo mozzarella in Naples and they explained how important music was to their buffaloes. ahah And of course, I didn’t hear any Bieber’s songs.
I’m sure it’s a true fact.
Buffaloes roam in Naples?
Do you think they play “Little Brown Jugs”?
I don’t know that song
Human Fact: Mother’s exposed to their crying baby produce more milk… or something like that.
By choice?
Do they like remixes?
Only if it is remixed with chocolate
Mooo-ve over rover, and let bovines take over.
Red Rover Red Rover
Cows love Gaga.
So they go Goo Goo for Gaga?
I guess if you play them Muzak, the milk just ends up watered down and bland!
haha…too funny
Shake it baby! 🙂
You can shake it in the morning…you can shake it in the night
In WA they give red wine to cattle to make the meat more tender.
And so they will mate with the ugly bull
Happy Tits are Scrumptious Tits I Always Say 😉
I wonder what different types of music would do…. What would death metal milk taste like?