And here you thought snow balls came from the ground. Oh no my friends. The fresh ones come right off the vine…er snowman.
I have a feeling others have done this joke before me only cuz it seemed so obvious. I am sure my astute readers will point it out.
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80 responses to “Snow Balls”
Yikes! At least they still get to keep their carrots.
Now, I’m gonna spend the rest of the day limping. Curses!
Brings you back to your wedding day when your wife snatched your balls and now is in charge of them.
I sure would like to see ’em again though. I wonder if they’ve grown up any.
Na…just hairier I am sure
The unkindest cut of all. What was that saying about brass monkeys? Guess it applies to snowmen too
I don’t know…what is the saying about brass monkeys.
Maybe it’s just an Aussie saying. “It’s cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey”
Ah. Now I remember that. I always think of the Beastie Boys song by that name
Oh for crying out loud Tony….. where have your friggin %%^&&^&%^ blogs gone???
which of the many loon?
ALL of them, apparently!
EVERYONE !!!! AHHAHHHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I like this one, Bearman, I think it’s original.
Original from my mind is scary
The smug expression of the dude selling the balls conveys a warning to those of us of the male persuasion to remain well outside of the range of whatever implements he uses to collect his specimens…
And that’s the nice way of saying it.
I tried to convey the knowing smirk on his face. Glad it went over well.
Yikes! I hesitate to imagine what is happening in a blizzard!
haha… maybe they should call the place Dairy Eunuch
Bwahahahahahahaha, When I saw the post title I was already there. Good one.
Have a fabulous day. 🙂
It’s amazing how they write themselves.
Ouch. Rocky Mountain Snowysters?
haha…love that name.
2 balls for a dollar! Well, I am assuming they are bought in pairs.
A buck each. Those things don’t grow on trees
Don’t tell that to those talking male trees in The Two Towers ‘Lord of the Rings’
haha forgot about them
That was a cold one, Bearman…so very cold…
I try. I try
Why do men always clutch this area of their body every time someone mentions something happening to their balls? Mention a vasectomy & every man in the room clutches his balls & groans.
If you had nuts and ever been kicked in them, you would know
Blahahahahahahahahahaha , cheaper than moth balls 😉
And thankfully they actually smell less
Did you know when a dog hangs around a snowman his balls turn yellow (the snowman not the dog). Oh one more stupid thought – you don’t want to know where the slushy comes from.
Did you see two cartoons ago? We covered that haha
Revenge of the snowmen may keep him from smiling too long.
But they can’t damper his Christmas spirit
It starts with the balls and then their carrots start disappearing too, those poor Snowmen never get a chance for any you know what? 😉 Well they have there tackling stolen for one thing and even if they manage to stay intact the friction melts their wicked experiences, so I guess a Snowman’s life is pretty dull 🙁 lol
Your Snowman joke is great Bearman 🙂 lmao
Andro
Instead of minding their P’s and Q’s they have to mind their Balls and Carrots
Exactly 🙁 lmao
Have a great Christmas Bearman
and thank you for being such a fine
and wicked friend 🙂
Recently married snowmen, no doubt! [smirk] Have a very Merry one! Jingle those balls men, they are loaners now!
Jingle ALL THE WAY home.
I love the look on the salesman’s face 🙂
Thanks J
Now I can’t shake the terrifying notion I’ve been throwing gonads all these years!
hahah….Rocky Mountain Oysters they aren’t
It’s the first time for me seeing it, but it does seem like an obvious joke. You may be a genius bearman.
The look on the salesman face doesn’t take away the pain of the snowmen.
It adds to it.
For some reason the first thing that popped into my head was that it was a Calvin and Hobbes joke but Bill would never have gotten that printed.
Ha, ha! I love all those snowmen’s faces! Especially the middle one. I feel his pain. I guess an icepack wouldn’t be much help. 😛
How about some frozen peas. That is what my friend who got a vasectomy used.
If ice doesn’t work, heat usually does.
Speaking from experience?
Dang, now you have me wondering about snow cones and wandering herds of snow heifers.
This is an educational site after all
That guy should be careful… neutered snowmen could be dangerous!
If they could walk!! They don’t give them feet
Now I am picturing all the snow men in my neighbor hood as eunuchs.
Dare you to go give them all kibbles and bits
An icesectomy!
Talk about brain freeze
Is that where snow cones get there snow balls?
I originally was going to have him selling snow cones but snow cone balls didn’t work.
And very few customers I suspect.
haha that too
And they are cheap, no less. Brill. Happy Christmas, Bearman.
Cheap??? Someone else said they were expensive. haha
That salesman is evil. 🙂
But his prices are reasonable
Whoa, some o’ them snowmen are intimidatin’! 🙂
and some are intimidated
I’m so slack Bearman. I have been meaning to send you a little Aussie food package. Will do after the festive season. Have you tasted vegemite yet????
You trying to POISON me?? Yes….gelled motor oil is what that is.
Now Kangaroo Jerky is OK with me haha
Right you are. See what I can knock down for you in my car 😉
I live the second snowman who looks like he’s in denial.
It’s a safe place to be.
Ouch.
exactly
Happy New Year Bearman.
May your balls never turn blue (whether from cold or any other reason!) and your talent and humor keep us me laughing and amazed in 2014. Don’t think that’s a stretch -grin-.
Hugs to you and your family my kind friend.
xo
~R
Hope you had a safe and wonderful new years
Now I want even less to be pegged in the face by a snowball. That’s really saying something, since I’ve never particularly wanted that.
Give the term “balls to the face” another meaning