Snow Balls

Bearman Cartoons Fresh Snow BallsAnd here you thought snow balls came from the ground.  Oh no my friends.   The fresh ones come right off the vine…er snowman.

I have a feeling others have done this joke before me only cuz it seemed so obvious.  I am sure my astute readers will point it out.

 

Comments

80 responses to “Snow Balls”

  1. George Ford Avatar

    Yikes! At least they still get to keep their carrots.

    Now, I’m gonna spend the rest of the day limping. Curses!

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      Brings you back to your wedding day when your wife snatched your balls and now is in charge of them.

      1. George Ford Avatar

        I sure would like to see ’em again though. I wonder if they’ve grown up any.

        1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

          Na…just hairier I am sure

  2. Tony McGurk Avatar

    The unkindest cut of all. What was that saying about brass monkeys? Guess it applies to snowmen too

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      I don’t know…what is the saying about brass monkeys.

      1. Tony McGurk Avatar

        Maybe it’s just an Aussie saying. “It’s cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey”

        1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

          Ah. Now I remember that. I always think of the Beastie Boys song by that name

          1. frigginloon Avatar

            Oh for crying out loud Tony….. where have your friggin %%^&&^&%^ blogs gone???

          2. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

            which of the many loon?

          3. Binky Avatar

            ALL of them, apparently!

          4. frigginloon Avatar

            EVERYONE !!!! AHHAHHHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  3. Deb Avatar

    I like this one, Bearman, I think it’s original.

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      Original from my mind is scary

  4. Nef Avatar

    The smug expression of the dude selling the balls conveys a warning to those of us of the male persuasion to remain well outside of the range of whatever implements he uses to collect his specimens…

    And that’s the nice way of saying it.

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      I tried to convey the knowing smirk on his face. Glad it went over well.

  5. Christina Avatar

    Yikes! I hesitate to imagine what is happening in a blizzard!

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      haha… maybe they should call the place Dairy Eunuch

  6. Comedy Plus Avatar

    Bwahahahahahahaha, When I saw the post title I was already there. Good one.

    Have a fabulous day. 🙂

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      It’s amazing how they write themselves.

  7. Gruhn Avatar

    Ouch. Rocky Mountain Snowysters?

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      haha…love that name.

  8. Dave Avatar

    2 balls for a dollar! Well, I am assuming they are bought in pairs.

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      A buck each. Those things don’t grow on trees

      1. Dave Avatar

        Don’t tell that to those talking male trees in The Two Towers ‘Lord of the Rings’

        1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

          haha forgot about them

  9. Tim Green Avatar

    That was a cold one, Bearman…so very cold…

  10. benzeknees Avatar
    benzeknees

    Why do men always clutch this area of their body every time someone mentions something happening to their balls? Mention a vasectomy & every man in the room clutches his balls & groans.

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      If you had nuts and ever been kicked in them, you would know

  11. frigginloon Avatar

    Blahahahahahahahahahaha , cheaper than moth balls 😉

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      And thankfully they actually smell less

  12. lisleman Avatar

    Did you know when a dog hangs around a snowman his balls turn yellow (the snowman not the dog). Oh one more stupid thought – you don’t want to know where the slushy comes from.

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      Did you see two cartoons ago? We covered that haha

  13. Binky Avatar

    Revenge of the snowmen may keep him from smiling too long.

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      But they can’t damper his Christmas spirit

  14. Andro Avatar

    It starts with the balls and then their carrots start disappearing too, those poor Snowmen never get a chance for any you know what? 😉 Well they have there tackling stolen for one thing and even if they manage to stay intact the friction melts their wicked experiences, so I guess a Snowman’s life is pretty dull 🙁 lol

    Your Snowman joke is great Bearman 🙂 lmao

    Andro

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      Instead of minding their P’s and Q’s they have to mind their Balls and Carrots

      1. Andro Avatar

        Exactly 🙁 lmao

        Have a great Christmas Bearman
        and thank you for being such a fine
        and wicked friend 🙂

  15. jynksie Avatar
    jynksie

    Recently married snowmen, no doubt! [smirk] Have a very Merry one! Jingle those balls men, they are loaners now!

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      Jingle ALL THE WAY home.

  16. Julian Avatar

    I love the look on the salesman’s face 🙂

  17. Michael corley Avatar

    Now I can’t shake the terrifying notion I’ve been throwing gonads all these years!

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      hahah….Rocky Mountain Oysters they aren’t

  18. David Hurley Avatar

    It’s the first time for me seeing it, but it does seem like an obvious joke. You may be a genius bearman.
    The look on the salesman face doesn’t take away the pain of the snowmen.

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      It adds to it.

      For some reason the first thing that popped into my head was that it was a Calvin and Hobbes joke but Bill would never have gotten that printed.

  19. Bill Murphy Avatar

    Ha, ha! I love all those snowmen’s faces! Especially the middle one. I feel his pain. I guess an icepack wouldn’t be much help. 😛

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      How about some frozen peas. That is what my friend who got a vasectomy used.

    2. Binky Avatar

      If ice doesn’t work, heat usually does.

      1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

        Speaking from experience?

  20. Ol' Gui Avatar
    Ol’ Gui

    Dang, now you have me wondering about snow cones and wandering herds of snow heifers.

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      This is an educational site after all

  21. JerryBenedict Avatar

    That guy should be careful… neutered snowmen could be dangerous!

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      If they could walk!! They don’t give them feet

  22. Cuz I'm Joe Avatar

    Now I am picturing all the snow men in my neighbor hood as eunuchs.

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      Dare you to go give them all kibbles and bits

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      Talk about brain freeze

  23. Joseph Avatar

    Is that where snow cones get there snow balls?

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      I originally was going to have him selling snow cones but snow cone balls didn’t work.

      1. Joseph Avatar

        And very few customers I suspect.

  24. Red Dwyer Avatar

    And they are cheap, no less. Brill. Happy Christmas, Bearman.

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      Cheap??? Someone else said they were expensive. haha

  25. Daniel Barton Avatar

    That salesman is evil. 🙂

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      But his prices are reasonable

  26. Chris Simonite Avatar

    Whoa, some o’ them snowmen are intimidatin’! 🙂

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      and some are intimidated

  27. frigginloon Avatar

    I’m so slack Bearman. I have been meaning to send you a little Aussie food package. Will do after the festive season. Have you tasted vegemite yet????

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      You trying to POISON me?? Yes….gelled motor oil is what that is.

      Now Kangaroo Jerky is OK with me haha

      1. frigginloon Avatar

        Right you are. See what I can knock down for you in my car 😉

  28. James Avatar

    I live the second snowman who looks like he’s in denial.

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      It’s a safe place to be.

  29. Rachael C. Black Avatar

    Happy New Year Bearman.
    May your balls never turn blue (whether from cold or any other reason!) and your talent and humor keep us me laughing and amazed in 2014. Don’t think that’s a stretch -grin-.
    Hugs to you and your family my kind friend.
    xo
    ~R

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      Hope you had a safe and wonderful new years

  30. Tyler Avatar

    Now I want even less to be pegged in the face by a snowball. That’s really saying something, since I’ve never particularly wanted that.

    1. Bearman Cartoons Avatar

      Give the term “balls to the face” another meaning