This cartoon is for all the Egg Nog haters in the world including my wife who instead of calling it Elf Piss, jokingly always refers to Egg Nog as Phlegm. I, on the other hand, can’t get enough of the stuff and wonder why consumption seems to be limited only to the holiday season.
Speaking of holidays, I am taking one so there will be no updates until after the new year here and I will be absent from visiting other’s blogs for the time being. So as a bonus, Michael Pohrer of Tooned In has updated his guest cartoon he did for me in a past year. Have a safe and enjoyable Christmas and New Years and I will see you in 2014.
THAT’S why I hate eggnog. I knew it.
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, etc., Bearman!
(BTW – love the snow animations.)
Of course you love the animations cuz I didn’t do them. haha Merry Xmas
Can’t do the eggnog either, bearman. Oddly, I like egg custard.
Love the comic and Michael’s animation!
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Oddly enough I can’t stand egg custard
I’m grateful for everyone who hates eggnog. Leaves more for the rest of us.
Still would be nice if they made it available in July!!
I’m with your wife on the eggnog. That’s some nasty stuff.
You and yours have a great Christmas and a very happy New Year. I’ll see you in 2014. 🙂
Thanks Sandee…Merry Xmas!!
Now, as for how Christmas fudge is made…
Wiley Miller (Non Sequitur) also did a cartoon of Santa pooing in a chimney, although I’m not sure who drew their version first.
I am sure most of my gags have been done by someone already
I only like my eggnog with a nice shot of whiskey…kills the elf germs!
A good practice
I don’t even want to think about what they use to thicken it then! 😛
Merry Christmas!!! And see you next year Bearman! 😀
Do elves have yeast infections?
Why is one elf turning green? Enjoy your egg nog and Merry Christmas
The thought of someone drinking it.
Merry Christmas Bearman and happy New Year xxx
Yes I always wondered
why it had a funny taste
to it 🙂 lol
Have a Merry Christmas Bearman 🙂
And now you know. Merry Xmas Andro
I hope your Christmas was brilliant Bearman 🙂
Hey 2014 is just around the corner and I am going
to be visiting you a lot more I can tell you 🙂
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2014
Ugh. Merry Christmas!
And an ugh Christmas to you too
Id elves piss eggnog, I want one. Although, I refuse to milk him! [blinks] Ho!Ho!HA!
Your wife said something about being happy to milk them. Much more manly. Haha jk
My wife doesn’t like to get her hands dirty, she’d delegate that to someone else! [blinks] ..me!
I hate eggnog too! Hubby loves it – what is it with men?
We have taste. That is how we end up with classy women and you end up with shlubs
So you & my hubby must be the shlubs? 😉 Merry Christmas to you & your family Bearman!
So now I wonder what orifice valentine’s candy comes from with cupid.
Well if you have to ask. Haha
Thanks for the morning chuckle. Come to think of it, none was drunk at our house this year.
Is it elf pee or something else they’re shooting into the mix. Looks like those dirty little elves are Joggin’ their Nog. Have a great holiday Bearman!!!
Haha jogging their Nog. Love it
Funny sh*t! Seems as though Santa feels the same way. Great holiday cheer Bearman.
Your wife is an isghtful woman; the phelgm comment made me snort. Not a pretty sound but a good gauge of comedy level.
The Elf cartoon is so wring and so right at the same time.
Enjoy your egg nog and family festivities!
My wife has a sense of humor that usually gets her in trouble cuz it ends up being fodder for my cartoons
I was going to say your cartooning skill improved dramatically, but then I realized. . . oh, never mind.
Have a good holiday, Bearman.
Skill as in drawing or humor haha
I don’t know… I still like it.
As a kid I loved eggnog. But now that I’m a grownup I do not care for it at all.
Santa’s yuletide log is liable to leave some skid marks down the chimney! Maybe he can was it down with some eggnog! :OP
Haha Yuletide log. That isn’t soot they have to clean out of the chimney each year
Ha! Just finally home and seeing this. Luckily I didn’t have any nog. I no longer trust elves.
Ever since they left you those misfit toys
I’m still not going to try Egg Nog, Especially now.
You have to try it once
I think I have immunity to Elf piss! Get the shot if you don’t ! 🙂
I would worry what the shot has in it
I drink the piss out of egg nog. I went through the comments and am surprised nobody else used that line. 😉
haha. You are original
http://theoldcodgers.com & that’s all I’m gunna say for now…
You get to say nothing except “Bearman you were right!”
Bearman you were right…
And so was Binky
Yes but we don’t talk about him
LOL i love it..your cartoon that is…and well.yeah..eggnog too
i make my eggnog more like a frappe here
with a little irish whiskey in there and ice…
Better frappe than fap
Wow. I need to get a bunch of elves and start a slightly twisted version of a dairy farm. Eggnog is delicious!