Happiness is a Clean Wipe

It is the little things in life that they always say should make you happy.   When the urge to poop comes along, and you are finished with your business, nothing is worse than having to use half a roll of toilet paper to get yourself clean.  Happiness is indeed a clean wipe.

I have also made this beauty available as a poster to adorn your bathroom, dorm, or surgical unit.

Bearman heads to Addanac City

In case you all don’t have George Ford on speed dial, he has decided to bring the Bearman persona over to Addanac City for his latest story arc.  Someone has to class the place up (even a guy named Leslie).  So if you haven’t already, head over and give George some love.

For the above cartoon in full go here
For the before where BEARMAN enters the picture go here
And for the beginning of the current story arc, go here.

What is that BEARMANiacs?  You aren’t familiar with George Ford.  Well he is the original BEARMANiac.  In fact, last year when I asked people to show me their BEARMANiac best…this is what I got.  I hope to god he was wearing pants.

Hallmark Fail

 

INSIDE:  I love you Stinky!!

 

So I figure if bschooled and I are going into the greeting card business that I should at least get some experience under my belt first.  On facebook I stumbled upon the Hallmark Greeting Card Contest page.  Their most recent contest had to do with food.  You needed to make a Birthday or Love card that incorporated food in some way.

So this was my entry.   And it failed.  Maybe it was too gross for Hallmark but my wife said she would buy it so at least I have one.  Or maybe it has been done before but I don’t think so.

For those who have no idea what the joke is, either you are of the 50% of the population who has pee that doesn’t smell after eating asparagus, you don’t eat asparagus, or you really smell and don’t know it. 

Read more on why your pee smells after eating asparagus on the Straight Dope.

Twaggies

*** UPDATE: CHECK OUT MY GUEST TWAGGIE HERE (and make sure to leave a comment there)***

Lately I have been enjoying a newly found site called Twaggies.com.  “What is a Twaggie?”, you might ask.  Well to put it simply, it is a Visual Tweet.  The owners of the site scour twitter for interesting quotes by celebs and non that might strike a chord if it had a cartoon image to go with it.

I put together a guest Twaggie for them and sent it off.  Rather than using it, they challenged me with a different tweet.  I submitted that cartoon and it should be updating tonight or tomorrow (I’ll post a link when it does).   In the meantime, I present you with the original submission and it’s tweet that follows:

@BlackBook_Media  “People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.” –Unknown

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