Butt CAULK!!!

For those who had trouble getting the joke on my Cash for Caulkers cartoon, Mark Consuelos, husband of Kelly Ripa and guest host on Live with Regis and Kelly, brings it home.

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25 responses to “Butt CAULK!!!”

  1. Tony Avatar

    You rarely have to clean it because it’s mildew resistant. That’s very handy for when it gets wet

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Let’s hope so.

      1. Friggin Loon Avatar

        I really want to say something here Tony, but I think it is better I just keep that mental picture to myself 🙁

        1. Bearman Avatar

          It’s better that you keep many mental pictures to yourself.haha

  2. Friggin Loon Avatar

    Oh Caulk!!!! You put it in holes right?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Finally!!! Took you long enough.

  3. nursemyra Avatar

    yes darlin’ you are still on the air… and well you know it 😉

    1. Bearman Avatar

      It will all work itself out in the end.

  4. Nate Fakes Avatar

    That Kelly. Barrels of fun.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Roll out the barrel.

  5. Don Mills Avatar

    What a fun couple.

  6. MidwestMom Avatar
    MidwestMom

    I just happen to be flipping through the channels and seen this episode and I thought of your comic.. too funny 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      What are you doing watching daytime tv? Is Springer on your flip list too?

  7. SpilledInkGuy Avatar

    To caulk or not to caulk … is that the question?! 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      One that seems to get asked many a time.

  8. FJ Avatar

    Thanks for clearing that up, now tell us how to pronounce solder.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I am repeating it several times in my head and yet I don’t get the joke..haha

  9. susispice Avatar

    bhahahahahah nice one. love it!!!
    see in australia we dont really have that problem. in our accent
    a penis would be pronounced as Co|ck with a very short round O.
    and Caulk would be pronounced as cauwwwk
    too funny

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Wait…so you pronounce cock as “coke” even more confusing.

      1. susi spice Avatar

        nooo coke is more elongated like…coooooooohhkeee

  10. George Avatar

    That reminds me of this lady at my old job who blurted out that she wished someone would come by her house and fill her crack full of cement. Me and this other guy who worked there did all we could to not bust out laughing and volunteer. 😀

    1. Bearman Avatar

      How big of a job would it have been.

      1. George Avatar

        I dunno, but she was pretty. I would’ve stayed all day (or at least until her husband got home).