So a few days ago my friend Lynn did a post saying she found a site that would put your face on a condom. Not having a pic, she decided to use my almost famous avatar and claimed to have sent away for some. This started a whole firestorm of conversation.
Then yesterday I post something about a cartoon I did for a friend and the Friggin Loon started to hijack my post going back to the condom thing. So I decided to let you all play here. Come up with whatever jokes, slogans, ribs, jabs, pokes (not that kind of poke) you want.
UPDATE: Check out Purple Hatters Gross Cartoon he did on Bearman Condoms WARNING Not Safe for Keeping Food Down.
oh geez, i can’t wait for these comment to start rolling in! thanks for the mention!
It’s Your Fault. haha
Blahahahhahahaa Bearman, 2010 just got a whole lot better 🙂
Best 80 cents I ever spent!
hmmm…but did it work?
Oh Gawd! Sheepskin? HA!
I figure someone will ask why I didn’t use bearskin. But we need to save the bears.
For the nature lover 🙂
Speaking of nature..the white death is coming.
so thin, she won’t even know you’re wearing one.
At least that is what the guy will say. “Oh yeah honey, I am wearing a condom. It’s just so thin you don’t even know I am wearing one”
For the best you’ve ever had!!
The best there ever was, the best there is and the best there ever will be.
So, you have Welsh ancestry then bearman, dai bach!
They’m all sheep shaggers.
The item should be washable and last a few goes, so why 12?
Because I know how Americans are wasteful.
Packaging is very important. Or something like that. 😉
That’s why I used my patented orange color..haha
Bearman condoms …for any dick 🙂
Why limit it to just Richards??
*lauging* one size fits dick. i love it!
Bearman Condoms: Not only are they made of premium sheep skin: you get the entire sheep. But wait: If you order within the next thirty minutes, you get a free set of Ginsu knives, making it easy to fillet that sheep onto mouth watering cuts of meat.*
*You pay shipping and handling charges.
Hey I could start selling them at butcher shops.
Special! Today only . . . XXL sheepskin condom filled with your favorite cut of lamb. Only $9.95 each.
smelly condom.
Used condom 🙁
Send a pack to the Zoo, to the people who take care of the Grizzly cages.
Make sure to send them cub size though.
Hey what do you have against the Bear keepers.haha
Let’s change it to Lubricated and add “Bear grease never tasted so good”.
ugh…gagged.
Totally 🙁
MAN, THERE IS SOME REAL FUNNY STUFF WITH THESE FOLKS BEARMAN!
Bearman Condoms:
“Once you go Bearman you’ll never go bare…man.”
“The Official Condom of Saturday Morning Cartoons”
“For The Animal Lover In All Of Us”
Don’t go Bare Man! Go Bearman!
There’s my favorite.
BS and I are good collaboraters.
True dat!
OH THAT IS FUNNY……….I CAN THINK OF A REAL RANK CARTOON IN THIS ONE….
ya see? bschooled has snark down to a science. that first one is the best line ever for this post!
“Bearman condoms are non-lubricated…since she won’t be either!” 😛
Ouch
SHEEP SKIN, BEARMAN CONDOMS LEADING THE WAY IN THE NEW FORM OF VD…………”HEADLINE NEWS TOP STORY OF THE DAY”
CUBE SIZE FOUND TO HAVE A LARGE BUBBLE IN THE END……..MORE ON THE SEVEN O’CLOCK NEWS…..
AHEAD ON THE TEN O’CLOCK NEWS, BEARMAN COMDOMS LINKED TO RIPPING SKIN, MAD MOTHERS FILE LAWSUIT IN PROTEST OF NON- LUB CUBE SIZE CONDOMS….. NO SUIT FILED AGAINST THE GRIZZLY SIZE, MAD MOTHERS CLAIM THEY HAVE NOT FOUND A MAN LARGE ENOUGH FOR THAT ONE YET! MORE AT TEN……
LOUD MOUTH LOUISE FOUND THAT THE BEARMAN GRIZZLY SIZE CONDOMS ARE GREAT FOR SOAKING HER FALSE TEETH IN AT NIGHT!
I CAN GO ON A ON BUT I WON’T!!!!!
Keep going.
I DID ONE BETTER THAN THAT…….I DREW ONE OUT COME CHECK IT OUT….
http://purplehatter.wordpress.com/2010/01/07/the-new-grizzly-bearman-condoms/
OK SINCE YOU THOUGHT THE LAST ONE WAS SICK! TRY THIS ONE ON FOR SIZE…..
http://purplehatter.wordpress.com/2010/01/07/ad-for-the-grizzly-bearman-condoms/
Nice and a bit disturbing too.
Rubber the wrong way with Bearman condoms?
Bearman Condoms, keeping the lead in your pencil since 2010.
Bearman Condoms, putting a lid on your sharpie!
Lovely packaging Bearman but I wonder why you only refer to “her” pleasure. You’re limiting your market but not recognizing the potential of the “Bear” market, if you will.
As Friggin loon would say, Bwahahaha
Trojans refer to “Her Pleasure” Read closely Don. Bearman Condoms say “Who gives a damn about her pleasure” May be why they are unlubricated sheepskin.
Blahahahaha Mr Mills, very funny. A 12 pack hey Bearman, I like a man with high expectations 🙂
i’m questioning how reliable these really will be….
NO RETURNS after use.
YOU CANNOT GO WRONG WITH SHEEP SKIN……………….
Should Goldilocks be worried?
ONLY FROM POPA BEAR……………..GRIZZLY SIZE AND ALL!!!!
” So easy , No wonder Bearman Condoms are #1″
“It takes a tough man to make a tender Bearman condom”
” Get back your ahh, with Bearman Condoms”
“It’s different in a Bearman Condom”
“Got a Bearman Condom? You’re in luck
“Bearman Condoms take me away “
Get back your ROAR.
I thought it was Calgon that takes you away.
One of your best
Should be giving them away at the gimcrack.
BEARMAN, I COULD NOT RESIST DOING ANOTHER ONE FOR FUN ….. HERE IS A LINK TO IT…
http://purplehatter.wordpress.com/2010/01/08/berman-condoms-flavors-offered/
You are a machine!!!
NO, I JUST DO NOT SLEEP MUCH, AND THIS IS SO FUNNY! I KEEP RUNNING ALL KINDS OF IDEAS THROUGH MY HEAD! YOU DO REALIZE THAT THIS ONE IS A KEEPER, ONE THAT WILL HANG ON YOUR NAME FOR A LONG TIME TO COME? BEARMAN CODOMS, WILL BE A HOUSE HOLD NAME, A NIGHT CLUB FAVORITE, AND A RED LIGHT DISTRICT ALL TIME MOST USED DRIPPING DELISHES FAVORITE!
Dude, you’re just mr. popularity in the cartoon world….getting your pic on a condom, there isn’t anywhere else to go, you just reached the pinnacle of your profession….
Or the bottom.
A good position in the condom market.
What am I supposed to do with a fishnet condom?
GO FISHING I GUESS!
Oh my…. I don’t know how to comment on this. Well done, sir.
THIS JUST IN…………http://purplehatter.wordpress.com/2010/01/08/just-in-the-n-b-l-sponsors-bearman-condoms/
I AM NOT SURE WHY IT DID NOT CLICK THROUGH BUT LETS TRY THIS
http://purplehatter.wordpress.com/2010/01/08/just-in-the-n-b-l-sponsors-bearman-condoms/
BEARMAN, THANKS FOR THE UPDATE UNDER YOUR HEADING I JUST SEEN IT!
Pay attention…I did that after your first one..hahah
WELL, SOMETIMES THIS OLD MAN IS SLOW………..ONE TRACK MIND AND ALL!
My AC comic for Monday is kinda related to this subject, but I swear I created it a couple of weeks ago and didn’t steal the concept from you guys. 🙂
OH…so I STOLE the idea from YOU!! haha nice try.