It is the little things in life that they always say should make you happy. When the urge to poop comes along, and you are finished with your business, nothing is worse than having to use half a roll of toilet paper to get yourself clean. Happiness is indeed a clean wipe.
I have also made this beauty available as a poster to adorn your bathroom, dorm, or surgical unit.
That is true happiness indeed. I hate those days where it seems like you’re goin’ at it forever and it still looks like somebody left the cap off a tube of chocolate lipstick. There’s just no end to it. I suggest just taking a break, go to work, and get back to business when you get back home. Yeah, priorities…..
No way. The answer if you are at work is to flush the toilet, wet some clean TP in the clean toilet water and then go at it again….then dry with some more TP.
You don’t want swamp ass at work.
Just take a maxi-pad with you. That’s what those things are for, right?
Do they make one big enough for your butt?
Yeah, you just have to cut the wings off. Or if you ‘re in a pinch, just sew together a few thousand Noxema Oxi-pad wipes.
No way sewing and in a pinch would go together
This is why I love Beartoons. Just so much practical advice.
Hey, you won’t learn this stuff watching the Discovery Channel or whatever hep TV shows you kids are watching nowadays.
You guys are gross
And that’s why you come back for more Loon
I am the Dear Abby of the web
I can’t argue with this assessment one bit. I agree.
Have a terrific day.
And have a Happy one!!
Hee hee hee! POOPOO! Hee hee hee hee!
You singing a Scat song?
WOW…just…WOWzie-WOW-wow-WOW! [blinks]
haha…made you blink
There’s nothing worse than whe you don’t realise a bit is still hanging & you squash it on your bum as you wipe. Then the saga starts…
It’s basically a smear campaign that you can never win.
I can’t top George’s response. Though I know I hit a home run from him when he starts commenting on others comments haha
Oh, you think you know me now, huh? All you have to do is dig deep in the gutters of human decency and I’ll just come running to fill your blog with comments, huh?
Well, you may be right in this case. I suggest necrophiliac midgets as your next post. I have lots to impart upon regarding that subject. I’m waiting.
Didn’t know you were an expert on that
Neither did I
Has this turned into the nude channel?
Maybe you should change it to bare-toons.
Might help my stats
seriously? – you think you’ll sell many posters of this?
Not a single one. But then again I am surprised at the things that I get sales on versus the ones that don’t
Whatever you think is great rarely sells. What you think no one would want, people buy.
Two of my better sellers were one offs that I did for family and for some reason struck a nerve
LOL, an epidemic of wet marks on your trousers!!!!
I hope it doesn’t spread
Those warship one’s are the worst…
Eeeew
you know, the Bizmark type
Three-ply quality, Bearman!
At a 1 ply price
What I hate, is when you go to wipe, your finger breaks through and suddenly you realize, your violating yourself! [blinks]
Use more tp mr cheapo
I could, but have you considered the fact I might enjoy it?!? You can’t violate the WILLING or the NEEDY! [wink]
What you do in your own time…
He looks like he could be advertising toothpaste too.
Pepsodent
And just when there’s going to be s shortage of diapers, too.
Not diapers…absorbent diapers. Those things were expensive enough
Got that right. Nothing beats the ‘one and done’ wiping method.
Kindred spirits
Why yes yes it is lol.
Thank you for agreeing!!
Yeah, you don’t want to end up like that Charmin bear…
He just has TP problems
A toon on the true great social equalizer of us all.
(Those moist wipes to go with the tp. Now that’s happiness, BTW)
Don’t think I don’t have those sitting on my toilet
Oh this isn’t just a little thing… this is a HUGE thing. Maybe the epitome of happiness?
I do have a few other things that make me happier..haha
Dude you hit the nail right on the head. love this one.
Thanks JB
This is something that people from all walks of like can agree on! Bring on the wipies!
Unless you got a burning butt..it could make it worse
Now I can’t get that Surfaris song out of my head!
Link link link
Is it odd I buy them by the case?
Red.
Toilets?
My friend you need yourself one of them Bee Days!
Bee days?
after recently getting back from a holiday to SE Asia, this poster has a little extra meaning to me.
Tropical heat + poor hygiene plus little to no bog roll = uuuuurrrrgh!
Nothing worse than pooping with a sweaty butt
Yes there is nothing worse that a rubbish toilet roll, especially those that are so thin that one’s fingers penetrate the quadruple layers, well no need to be so graphic but who needs it Bearman?
It’s a stinky posting but we needed the warning so well done my wicked friend 