Happiness is a Clean Wipe

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It is the little things in life that they always say should make you happy.   When the urge to poop comes along, and you are finished with your business, nothing is worse than having to use half a roll of toilet paper to get yourself clean.  Happiness is indeed a clean wipe.

I have also made this beauty available as a poster to adorn your bathroom, dorm, or surgical unit.

Comments

65 responses to “Happiness is a Clean Wipe”

  1. George Avatar

    That is true happiness indeed. I hate those days where it seems like you’re goin’ at it forever and it still looks like somebody left the cap off a tube of chocolate lipstick. There’s just no end to it. I suggest just taking a break, go to work, and get back to business when you get back home. Yeah, priorities…..

    1. Bearman Avatar

      No way. The answer if you are at work is to flush the toilet, wet some clean TP in the clean toilet water and then go at it again….then dry with some more TP.

      You don’t want swamp ass at work.

      1. George Avatar

        Just take a maxi-pad with you. That’s what those things are for, right?

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Do they make one big enough for your butt?

          1. George Avatar

            Yeah, you just have to cut the wings off. Or if you ‘re in a pinch, just sew together a few thousand Noxema Oxi-pad wipes.

          2. Bearman Avatar

            No way sewing and in a pinch would go together

      2. Tony McGurk Avatar

        This is why I love Beartoons. Just so much practical advice.

        1. George Avatar

          Hey, you won’t learn this stuff watching the Discovery Channel or whatever hep TV shows you kids are watching nowadays.

          1. Friggin Loon Avatar

            You guys are gross 🙂

          2. Bearman Avatar

            And that’s why you come back for more Loon

        2. Bearman Avatar

          I am the Dear Abby of the web

  2. Comedy Plus Avatar

    I can’t argue with this assessment one bit. I agree.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      And have a Happy one!!

  3. DadaHyena Avatar

    Hee hee hee! POOPOO! Hee hee hee hee!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      You singing a Scat song?

      1. jynksie Avatar

        WOW…just…WOWzie-WOW-wow-WOW! [blinks]

        1. Bearman Avatar

          haha…made you blink

  4. Tony McGurk Avatar

    There’s nothing worse than whe you don’t realise a bit is still hanging & you squash it on your bum as you wipe. Then the saga starts…

    1. George Avatar

      It’s basically a smear campaign that you can never win.

      1. Bearman Avatar

        I can’t top George’s response. Though I know I hit a home run from him when he starts commenting on others comments haha

        1. George Avatar

          Oh, you think you know me now, huh? All you have to do is dig deep in the gutters of human decency and I’ll just come running to fill your blog with comments, huh?

          Well, you may be right in this case. I suggest necrophiliac midgets as your next post. I have lots to impart upon regarding that subject. I’m waiting.

          1. Bearman Avatar

            Didn’t know you were an expert on that

          2. Androgoth Avatar

            Neither did I 🙁

  5. Binky Avatar

    Has this turned into the nude channel?
    Maybe you should change it to bare-toons.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Might help my stats

  6. lisleman Avatar

    seriously? – you think you’ll sell many posters of this?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Not a single one. But then again I am surprised at the things that I get sales on versus the ones that don’t

      1. Binky Avatar

        Whatever you think is great rarely sells. What you think no one would want, people buy.

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Two of my better sellers were one offs that I did for family and for some reason struck a nerve

  7. Friggin Loon Avatar

    LOL, an epidemic of wet marks on your trousers!!!!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I hope it doesn’t spread

      1. Androgoth Avatar

        Those warship one’s are the worst…
        you know, the Bizmark type 🙁 Eeeew

  8. SpilledInkGuy Avatar

    Three-ply quality, Bearman!
    🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      At a 1 ply price

  9. jynksie Avatar

    What I hate, is when you go to wipe, your finger breaks through and suddenly you realize, your violating yourself! [blinks]

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Use more tp mr cheapo

      1. jynksie Avatar

        I could, but have you considered the fact I might enjoy it?!? You can’t violate the WILLING or the NEEDY! [wink]

        1. Bearman Avatar

          What you do in your own time…

  10. Bo Lumpkim Avatar

    He looks like he could be advertising toothpaste too.

  11. Binky Avatar

    And just when there’s going to be s shortage of diapers, too.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Not diapers…absorbent diapers. Those things were expensive enough

  12. Jack of Gulls Comic Avatar

    Got that right. Nothing beats the ‘one and done’ wiping method.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Kindred spirits

  13. Rent Textbooks Avatar

    Why yes yes it is lol.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Thank you for agreeing!!

  14. Christina Avatar

    Yeah, you don’t want to end up like that Charmin bear…

    1. Bearman Avatar

      He just has TP problems

  15. Jim Avatar

    A toon on the true great social equalizer of us all.

    (Those moist wipes to go with the tp. Now that’s happiness, BTW)

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Don’t think I don’t have those sitting on my toilet

  16. Dr. Cynicism Avatar

    Oh this isn’t just a little thing… this is a HUGE thing. Maybe the epitome of happiness?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I do have a few other things that make me happier..haha

  17. jb Avatar

    Dude you hit the nail right on the head. love this one.

  18. JerryBenedict Avatar

    This is something that people from all walks of like can agree on! Bring on the wipies!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Unless you got a burning butt..it could make it worse

  19. Mark Stokes Avatar

    Now I can’t get that Surfaris song out of my head!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Link link link

  20. Red Avatar

    Is it odd I buy them by the case?
    Red.

  21. Colleen from Tix-Comix Avatar

    My friend you need yourself one of them Bee Days!

  22. DrFaust Avatar

    after recently getting back from a holiday to SE Asia, this poster has a little extra meaning to me.

    Tropical heat + poor hygiene plus little to no bog roll = uuuuurrrrgh!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Nothing worse than pooping with a sweaty butt

  23. Androgoth Avatar

    Yes there is nothing worse that a rubbish toilet roll, especially those that are so thin that one’s fingers penetrate the quadruple layers, well no need to be so graphic but who needs it Bearman? 🙁 It’s a stinky posting but we needed the warning so well done my wicked friend 🙂