Bearman Classic: Marge Simpson Playboy

Marge Simpson appears in Playboy Magazine

Busy week so letting those of you who haven’t been around since the beginning days check out a Bearman retro cartoon.

Back in 2009, Marge Simpson was set to appear in Playboy Magazine. ย Anything to boost magazine sales huh? ย Well this was my take on what that centerfold spread might have looked like.

 

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60 responses to “Bearman Classic: Marge Simpson Playboy”

  1. DadaHyena Avatar

    …she’s giving birth to a miniature Marge?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Carpet matches the drapes

  2. Eric W. Johnson Avatar

    Hubba hubba! That’s one issue I don’t wanna miss!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      You missed it…it was 3 years ago.

      1. Friggin Loon Avatar

        I remember it…..I feel so old ๐Ÿ™

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Man you have been around awhile.

  3. DJ Bogtrotter Avatar

    Ha! Love it. One of your best yet.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      So from 3 years ago..haha

      BTW, saw your green eggs cartoon popping up on G+ again

  4. Comedy Plus Avatar

    Okay that pubic hair made me laugh out loud, but hey it matches the hair on her head. Good call.

    Have a terrific day. ๐Ÿ™‚

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Sandee, I think you are the first person to atually get what that was..hah

  5. Binky Avatar

    Is she supposed to be a he?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      NO…why do you ask?

      1. Androgoth Avatar

        if she is then that willy
        warmer is a tad lengthy ๐Ÿ™‚ lol

          1. Friggin Loon Avatar

            needs to do some gardening…just saying.

          2. Bearman Avatar

            Homer is too lazy to help

  6. lisleman Avatar

    I remember that news story. Blue hair is sexier than green.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Yes but green is more intelligent.

      1. DadaHyena Avatar

        Krusty the Clown would agree….that is, if he could READ that comment.

  7. duncanr Avatar

    that bush needs a trim !

      1. Androgoth Avatar

        Off with it I say ๐Ÿ™‚

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Where is George when you need him

  8. George Avatar

    I remember this one. It was one of my favorites. ๐Ÿ™‚

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Me too. It was on my old site so I needed to get the hits here haha

      1. George Avatar

        And I’m not even gonna mention where you got the idea to do a “classic” comic from. Ahem.

  9. SpilledInkGuy Avatar

    Wasn’t Heff dating Marge for a while? Or am I confusing her with Lois Griffin?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      She is too old for Hef

  10. Nate Fakes Avatar

    Hilarious! Good thing her arm pits aren’t the same.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Damn…that would have been the trifecta

  11. Mark Stokes Avatar

    Well, now we know she’s a natural blue head.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Just like a smurf

  12. Androgoth Avatar

    I notice that all of the Invisible Man did not
    take hold this time around but hey it is a most
    excellent cartoon, and so damn wicked too ๐Ÿ™‚

    Marge never looked so good ๐Ÿ˜‰ lol

    Androgoth

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I figured it would be right up your alley…haha Thanks

      1. Androgoth Avatar

        Yes I definitely like this wicked side Bearman
        and judging by the Asswipe posting I can see that
        you have a true calling for the dark side…

        BTW I was meaning the toilet
        roll not the guy sat on the loo ๐Ÿ™‚

  13. Tony McGurk Avatar

    I remember this one. A pair of hedge clippers wouldn’t go astray

    1. Bearman Avatar

      They went somewhere

  14. writerdood Avatar

    Homer is a lucky man.
    And so are you!
    And now your percentage of hits for Simpson’s porn will surly increase.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      At least double to 10 people.

  15. starla Avatar
    starla

    I’m glad to see the curtains match the drapes. Ah…. Marge. I hope she was paid well for this addition centerfold on all.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Playboy is digging deep to sell magazines….

  16. starla Avatar
    starla

    I ment to say and all. Funny cartoon. :+)

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I read through your dribble

  17. bschooled Avatar

    Ahhh…still one of my faves.

    Which I guess is a little creepy, considering…

    1. Bearman Avatar

      You like creepy…we like creepy. It’s ok

      1. Androgoth Avatar

        I certainly like Creepy ๐Ÿ™‚

  18. Jande Avatar

    Well I thought it was a hairy hermaphrodite. O.O Not my idea of a centrefold, but then… uh… well, you know. Not familiar with the Simpsons tropes.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Not familiar with how you are using tropes? Like gags?

      1. Jande Avatar

        I’m probably not using it properly at all. I meant to say I’ve never seen the Simpsons, so I have no cultural reference. (as usual) :`}

  19. Jack of Gulls Comic Avatar

    She needs a wax, and it’s gonna be quite the waxing!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      She will get her money’s worth

  20. Young American Wisdom Avatar

    Static electricity, I gather.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Have the boys take it on the bus and see what they say.

  21. Red Avatar

    ROFL. Not someplace I would want a beehive.
    Red.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Real or imagined

      1. Androgoth Avatar

        I agree with Red ๐Ÿ™‚

  22. Cha Avatar

    muahaahhahahaahahh!! classy ๐Ÿ˜€

    1. Bearman Avatar

      That’s what I do

  23. Androgoth Avatar

    I was just reading all the comments on this one,
    they are hilarious, mind you it is your sense of
    the wicked that brings out the ghoulishness and
    naughty thoughts… Well some are naughtier than
    others but I definitely like your style Bearman ๐Ÿ™‚