Tag: Toilet Paper

  • Making that Coronavirus Paper Money

    Making that Coronavirus Paper Money

    As of today the Coronavirus has done what no other foreign or domestic threat has done in over 100 years. Created so much fear that the markets are tanking, sporting events are being cancelled, and travel restrictions have been put in place. With all that regular folk are scrambling for some control.

    Unfortunately what that has culminated in is a run (no pun intended) on the toilet paper aisle. But you know who we should all be buying stock in? Cottonelle. Seems like even direct to consumer sellers of TP have been seeing 200%+ rise in sales in the last several weeks.

    And if all else fails for you, the last time I was at the supermarket there were plenty of adult diapers on hand.

  • Klingon Cling-Ons

    Star Trek Klingon Cling-Ons By Bearman Cartoons

     

    Don’t ask me why Klingons as Cling-ons is funny to me but it is.   So I had to draw a Captain Kirk lookalike with his pants down around his ankles and Klingon Cling-ons coming out of his butt.

    For those who haven’t heard “cling-on” here is the definition from Urban Dictionary:

    Toilet Paper that gets stuck up your ass even after you wipe

    Poster of this image is now available on my Society6 page.

  • Happiness is a Clean Wipe

    Bearman-Cartoon-Happiness-is-a-Clean-Wipe

    It is the little things in life that they always say should make you happy.   When the urge to poop comes along, and you are finished with your business, nothing is worse than having to use half a roll of toilet paper to get yourself clean.  Happiness is indeed a clean wipe.

    I have also made this beauty available as a poster to adorn your bathroom, dorm, or surgical unit.