Klingon Cling-Ons

Star Trek Klingon Cling-Ons By Bearman Cartoons

 

Don’t ask me why Klingons as Cling-ons is funny to me but it is.   So I had to draw a Captain Kirk lookalike with his pants down around his ankles and Klingon Cling-ons coming out of his butt.

For those who haven’t heard “cling-on” here is the definition from Urban Dictionary:

Toilet Paper that gets stuck up your ass even after you wipe

Poster of this image is now available on my Society6 page.

Comments

45 responses to “Klingon Cling-Ons”

  1. Michael Corley Avatar

    I… I have no words… but “heeeee”.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      heee is good. I’ll take it.

  2. duncanr Avatar

    Are you bringing this one out on a T-Shirt or mug to flog at Star Trek Conventions? 😆

    1. Bearman Avatar

      That will be step two. Need to resize it.

  3. frigginloon Avatar

    😯 That is not what I want to see on the Enterprise. I wonder if that funny little greeting is just their fingers sticking together after removing a Klingon?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      ewwwww. That’s gross

  4. frigginloon Avatar

    Bearman you just went where no man has gone before 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Probably why I have more down votes than up on reddit.

  5. planetross Avatar
    planetross

    There are Klingons stuck around Uranus! (not my joke … I just remember it)

    It gives new meaning to “Captain’s Log”.

    1. tmcelmurry Avatar
      tmcelmurry

      That joke went “What does Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common? They both circle around Uranus looking for Klingons.” 🙂 Loved that joke as a kid, and love it even more now thanks to this great piece by Bearman. Awesome Job sir.

      1. Bearman Avatar

        Thanks. I did a google search and was amazed that no one had drawn this before

  6. Bill Murphy Avatar

    Those Klingons were always up his ass werren’t they? 😉

    1. Bearman Avatar

      The were butt irritators

  7. Comedy Plus Avatar

    I think it’s because you like bathroom humor. Good for you. I can’t stand William Shatner so this is even more funny to me.

    Have a fantastic day. 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      And those taking notes realize this is the second time I have drawn his butt

      1. Red Dwyer Avatar

        Should be be worried about your anal attention?

        1. Bearman Avatar

          At least I am not anal retentive

  8. ltpen315,barb Avatar
    ltpen315,barb

    EWWWWW!! Gross! I’ll never be able to look at Worf without seeing this!!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      And you wondered why Klingons were had a tanish color

  9. Binky Avatar

    So it’s come down to this, has it?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I work for my audience

      1. Binky Avatar

        So you blame your demise on us?

          1. Red Dwyer Avatar

            At least you have a plan.

  10. George Avatar

    Really good toilet humor, huh? I knew you’d join me in the gutter sooner or later. The company is nice, and the design is grossly outstanding. 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      There was a fine balance between butt and head size

      1. Red Dwyer Avatar

        Mirror image.

  11. Jack of Gulls Comic Avatar

    My face is set to ‘Stun.’ And then to ‘laugh’, good one.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Thank you sir!!

  12. spilledinkguy Avatar

    D**n it, Jim,… I’m a doctor, not a… um… whatever… you need… here…
    🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar
  13. Young American Wisdom Avatar

    Hahaha! Now, that’s creative!
    Thank God for the Urban Dictionary. I’d be lost without it.
    Hey! I’m not getting your posts through email anymore. It stopped a few weeks ago.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      hmmm…check your spam folder.

      1. Young American Wisdom Avatar

        Yup! That’s where you were hiding.

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Damn email spam.

  14. DrFaust Avatar

    surely there’s a uranus joke in here somewhere

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Yes Todd offered it up above.

  15. Tony McGurk Avatar

    If Kirk farts he could blow the Klingon into warp speed

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Just don’t hit an ASSteroid

  16. Japanese Ghost Avatar

    “Don’t ask me why Klingons as Cling-ons is funny to me but it is.”

    I think you meant:

    “Don’t ask me why Klingons as Cling-ons is funny to me butt it is.”

    😉

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Now that is just ASSinine. haha

  17. Mark Stokes Avatar

    Star Trek: the Next Degeneration.

  18. dontchawannadream Avatar

    Muahhahaahah
    thanks for these explanations.
    Actually without them it would have been difficult to understand immediately (because English’s not my mother tongue). But love the title now I get it. lol

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I have to explain things here not because of language barriers but others (not you) aren’t so bright..haha