Don’t ask me why Klingons as Cling-ons is funny to me but it is. So I had to draw a Captain Kirk lookalike with his pants down around his ankles and Klingon Cling-ons coming out of his butt.
For those who haven’t heard “cling-on” here is the definition from Urban Dictionary:
Toilet Paper that gets stuck up your ass even after you wipe
Poster of this image is now available on my Society6 page.
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45 responses to “Klingon Cling-Ons”
I… I have no words… but “heeeee”.
heee is good. I’ll take it.
Are you bringing this one out on a T-Shirt or mug to flog at Star Trek Conventions? 😆
That will be step two. Need to resize it.
😯 That is not what I want to see on the Enterprise. I wonder if that funny little greeting is just their fingers sticking together after removing a Klingon?
ewwwww. That’s gross
Bearman you just went where no man has gone before 🙂
Probably why I have more down votes than up on reddit.
There are Klingons stuck around Uranus! (not my joke … I just remember it)
It gives new meaning to “Captain’s Log”.
That joke went “What does Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common? They both circle around Uranus looking for Klingons.” 🙂 Loved that joke as a kid, and love it even more now thanks to this great piece by Bearman. Awesome Job sir.
Thanks. I did a google search and was amazed that no one had drawn this before
Those Klingons were always up his ass werren’t they? 😉
The were butt irritators
I think it’s because you like bathroom humor. Good for you. I can’t stand William Shatner so this is even more funny to me.
Have a fantastic day. 🙂
And those taking notes realize this is the second time I have drawn his butt
Should be be worried about your anal attention?
At least I am not anal retentive
EWWWWW!! Gross! I’ll never be able to look at Worf without seeing this!!
And you wondered why Klingons were had a tanish color
So it’s come down to this, has it?
I work for my audience
So you blame your demise on us?
yes
At least you have a plan.
Really good toilet humor, huh? I knew you’d join me in the gutter sooner or later. The company is nice, and the design is grossly outstanding. 🙂
There was a fine balance between butt and head size
Mirror image.
haha
My face is set to ‘Stun.’ And then to ‘laugh’, good one.
Thank you sir!!
D**n it, Jim,… I’m a doctor, not a… um… whatever… you need… here…
🙂
Proctologist
Hahaha! Now, that’s creative!
Thank God for the Urban Dictionary. I’d be lost without it.
Hey! I’m not getting your posts through email anymore. It stopped a few weeks ago.
hmmm…check your spam folder.
Yup! That’s where you were hiding.
Damn email spam.
surely there’s a uranus joke in here somewhere
Yes Todd offered it up above.
If Kirk farts he could blow the Klingon into warp speed
Just don’t hit an ASSteroid
“Don’t ask me why Klingons as Cling-ons is funny to me but it is.”
I think you meant:
“Don’t ask me why Klingons as Cling-ons is funny to me butt it is.”
😉
Now that is just ASSinine. haha
Star Trek: the Next Degeneration.
Muahhahaahah
thanks for these explanations.
Actually without them it would have been difficult to understand immediately (because English’s not my mother tongue). But love the title now I get it. lol
I have to explain things here not because of language barriers but others (not you) aren’t so bright..haha