The internet has been abuzz this past week with DC comics decision to revamp the Wonder Woman struggling franchise by giving her a makeover. Personally I think the top they chose looks too much like Spiderman.
But it got me thinking what would a comic book geek really want a redone Wonder Woman to wear. Well that and my naked Marge Simpson did so well that I thought my stats were due for another titillating post.
Thanks to Mack at Area 51 Comics for the idea as part of Twitter #TuesdaySketch. The idea behind TuesdaySketch is that the moderator chooses a topic on Monday night and anyone that has a chance showcases their sketch. Of course this week was on Wonder Woman’s new wardrobe. Check out all the submissions for this week.
Yeah, we all remember the big buzz when Superman “died” and was resurrected with a fruity blue costume.
Now, your idea on the other hand…hmm, well, no objections from this comic geek!
I didn’t think I would..haha
I think the Wonder Rack works. Nice.
Then again you no longer have to wonder
I would think if she is totally exposed that would lose all the “wonder” and interest, but what do I know, I’m just a girl 🙂
Love the cartoon.
But wouldn’t it stop a criminal in his tracks??? Thanks for stopping by.
Maybe. But think of all the negatives on her side. Getting sunburns where you don’t want it, no support where you need it and definitely no respect for her real abilities.
True…she would need a holster for some SPF 1000
Her expression of cranky surprise is great! Is she not of an age to have abit of cellulite or flab or wrinkles?
I think Amazon women don’t age
All of these movies based on comic books that have been coming out over the past 2 decades have made me really wish that I had bought (and collected) comic books as a kid. I remember the early 80 Superman chick on TV though. She may have been one of my first crushes. Either her or the girl on Little House.
You talking about Terry Hatcher???
…they’re real—and they’re spectacular…
Yes, yes I am.
I thought you were talking about Half-Pint.
Wasn’t that Indiana Jones??
or maybe he refers to little Laura Ingalls? Somehow I can’t see Scott lusting after a little girl in a calico dress and a pinafore?
Maybe he meant Mary…the older sister.
I think a good question would be wear to put the lasso!
She would wear it as a belt.
I think she’d look good in pasties
She will need them.
Then again if they had tassles, they could double as her rope.
Ain’t that a bit unpatriotic. Didn’t she used to wear the flag or something?
I remember when US Flag shirts and jackets first came out and people thought it was disrespectful.
The revamp of Wonder Woman’s attire has been a blaze everywhere. They keep saying the remake is to help push the comic back out there and get it selling again, if that’s the case the invisible suit would be a great way to get that comic selling like hot cakes again.
It would be like a Twilight book was released, only you’d see all those pale basement dwellers known as Comicus Nerdus Virgini lining up for miles waiting to just get a glimpse of page 9 where she and the reader first realizes the suit is invisible. 🙂 They’d make a million bucks their first day. 🙂
I think they put out the bad attire just so more people would talk about how crappy it is.
OMG! Freaking hilarious!
Wonder woman – Playboy Edition
Well if Marge got her spread so should WW. Or at least Lynda Carter
Well boys, she has an innie!
She is an innie-dependant woman after all
Now THAT is the costume I would choose!! It’s perfect and says so much.
Like the fact that I must be a pervert. 😀
That’s a given stumpy.
I don’t think you have to be a geek to enjoy a naked Wonder Woman! I always “wondered” what she looked like under that retro-outfit!
And now you know. Or at least as well as I can draw a woman. Actually this is one of my better ones I think.
I like your version.
Now let’s see her fight some crime!
Criminals will indeed stop in their tracks
As you know I’m a regular #TuesdaySketch-er myself, but by the time this one came around, I was so sick of the whole WW costume revamp thing (and was thick into my own special project) that I gave it a pass. I saw your entry and lmao, but hadn’t realised it was yours. Good one!
The “new Wonder Woman” looks like a 15-year old girl to me. though I admit that these days even thirty-year-old people are looking barely pubescent to me. A sign of advanced age, lol
What amazes me is how much of her they covered up. (?)
I was amazed a the should things. Who can run and fight wearing a mink coat?
I think her new outfit sucks, plain and simple. Don’t get me wrong, if a strange woman approached me at a bar wearing similar garb, I’d certainly give her the ol’ Green Latern if ya know what I’m sayin’…but it’s too conservative in comparison to her old outfit—ya know, the knee-high stripper-boot and swimsuit combination, just barely containing those super-powered wonder-tits of hers…
Oh well…I guess everything has to be ‘goody two-shoes’ for little Johnny and Cindy these days…
Notice in the old costume she never did seem to get cold.
You know you call it the knee-high stripper boot, but I am pretty sure the strippers got it from her!
I never considered this—you bring up a great point…
Impressive art work lol
I like this….
I don’t really like the new art work…it could have remained the same…if they changed it …it should have had more changes…
Like maybe making her a blonde Jamaican??
Geez Bearman, when she does her spin I hope she doesn’t poke someone in the eye 🙁
Kind of makes her a lot less scary. Personally I would have liked to see a naked Spiderman. Hmm, now that would be something!
You just have to wonder if that is webbing coming at you or something else.
How do those ankles hold up that rack?
I think she might have gold ankle bracelets to match her wrists.
Steve Dallas in Bloom County once described comic book women as “Dolly Parton in zero gravity.” So true.
Used to love bloom county. The revamped Opus…not so much.
And the consensus is: neked wonderwomen. My, what dirty minds us males have. Isn’t it wonderful 🙂
So it is. So it is
She never did leave much room to wonder about. But hey you had to distract the bad guys some how don’t ya?
hmmm…that is a super power many women have over men.
Makes me want to vote for geeks.
Are you a geek? Are you fishing for votes?
I think all the good comments have been taken. 🙁
crap…one of these days i’ll get my screen name and links all updated.
Really catch up with all your changes.
You’re becoming quite the young pornographer, Bearman. Naked Simpsons, naked superheroes….I think this trouble a all started with the big nipple controversry you whipped up a while back.
Remember I avoided the nipples until I got harassed by my loyal commenters to put them in.
i went as wonder woman one year for halloween.
it was a big hit.
my geeky friend (who had been mildly obsessed with superman and also me for several years) almost died of a heart attack.
but she’s better with clothes.
Did he ask you to tie him up with your lasso?
Success! Looks like you’ve got some more superhero sized stats, Bearman!