Bearman, would a french blue berret perched on the froggies head be acceptable, or a pack of Gauloises fags in his pocket for the after meal smoke or a nice glass of burgundy in one hand? Or shall I boil me bollocks as opposed to frogs legs?
Yes, old history still tells. They, “the frenchies” believe that you, “The Yanks” rescued tham in 1918 and 1944 after we “Brits” cocked up the relevant wars. Also, you both “Yanks and Frogs” conspired against us in 1776 and after! BTW, had the great joy of visiting John Paul Jones birthplace at Arbigland in South West Scotland a couple of years ago. Most enjoyable small museum and lovely grounds with some interesting USN arteafacts…
Ha! Good one, Bearman! I found this empty box in the yard yesterday, and reached inside to find a HUGE toad. It was hysterical, like the toad pranked me. I put him back and put the box in some shade.
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Hey it’s Kermit after the zombie apocalypse. And damn does he look content and satisfied to be dining on some human flesh.
I’m glad I saw this in the morning and not right before bed. Since the frogs croak all night outside my window.
Be afraid, Scott . . . be very afraid.
As long as it is the frogs croaking and not the frogs making you croak.
I think this would have changed the whole dynamic in the Muppet Movie!
It’s not easy being green.
That probably should’ve been the tagline for this.
Where are you when I am writing this stuff.
So, is miss piggy, like, short ribs now? Porkers of the world want to know.
No I think Fozzy is eating those ribs for as many times as she whacked him in the head.
I would hate to see what a lobster would do to me!
A lobster got its revenge on me in Boston. Cracked that baby open and a pile of lobster shit came right out onto my plate. Can’t eat the stuff since.
there’s a frog outside my window that’s about to die.
i hope he likes antifreeze flavored pork chops
Throw him some water. It’s hot out.
Bearman, would a french blue berret perched on the froggies head be acceptable, or a pack of Gauloises fags in his pocket for the after meal smoke or a nice glass of burgundy in one hand? Or shall I boil me bollocks as opposed to frogs legs?
I don’t think the US dislikes the French as much as the UK does. Well with the exception of that whole changing “french fries” name thing.
Yes, old history still tells. They, “the frenchies” believe that you, “The Yanks” rescued tham in 1918 and 1944 after we “Brits” cocked up the relevant wars. Also, you both “Yanks and Frogs” conspired against us in 1776 and after! BTW, had the great joy of visiting John Paul Jones birthplace at Arbigland in South West Scotland a couple of years ago. Most enjoyable small museum and lovely grounds with some interesting USN arteafacts…
John Paul Jones…is he related to Davey Jones. Did you see his locker?
his locker is full of frogs’ legs
touche’
You see I knew they would get tired of people eating frog legs.
It’s all about Karma JB
Good one Bearman. Reminds me of the old Twilight Zone episode. “To Serve Man”. Cannabilistic Frogs or Chickens can be scary.
I don’t remember that one. My favorite was the one that the normal looking woman was actually the freak in their world.
The new ad campaign for Doc Hopper’s?
(that’s for the Muppet fans out there…)
In case you don’t know what he is talking about
http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Doc_Hopper%27s_French_Fried_Frog_Legs
Personally I liked the show more than the movies
Ha! Good one, Bearman! I found this empty box in the yard yesterday, and reached inside to find a HUGE toad. It was hysterical, like the toad pranked me. I put him back and put the box in some shade.
Maybe he was trying to get OUT of the box. I am sure he thanks you for the shade though. haha
haha—Good for the frog! That big-toe alone could feed a family of 5 🙂
I am known for my appendages here.
It’s not easy running from green. Especially with only one leg. 🙂
He has to hop so you should too.
either way…neither looks enticing. now, a chicken leg, i can deal with!
What about those giant turkey legs at the renaissance fair?
Totally agree with this…hopefully they wont come near me
Are there frogs in Jamaica???
No charge for the toe jam. Ha,ha,ha.
What about the corn(s)
Is this part of the Green Jobs initiative?
It is keeping the body parts from seeping into our soil and ultimately our water source…so I guess you could say it is.
Can’t wait to see the chicken’s breast revenge 🙂
haha…you would.
I’m more of a thigh man myself. 🙂
It probably tastes like pork