Frog Legs

Frog Legs

I alluded to the Twitter #tuesdaysketch in my last post.  This was one I did a few months ago.  The subject was simply “frogs”

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44 responses to “Frog Legs”

  1. Scott Oglesby Avatar

    Hey it’s Kermit after the zombie apocalypse. And damn does he look content and satisfied to be dining on some human flesh.

    I’m glad I saw this in the morning and not right before bed. Since the frogs croak all night outside my window.

    1. jammer5 Avatar

      Be afraid, Scott . . . be very afraid.

    2. Bearman Avatar

      As long as it is the frogs croaking and not the frogs making you croak.

  2. Roland Avatar

    I think this would have changed the whole dynamic in the Muppet Movie!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      It’s not easy being green.

      1. Chris W. Avatar

        That probably should’ve been the tagline for this.

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Where are you when I am writing this stuff.

  3. jammer5 Avatar

    So, is miss piggy, like, short ribs now? Porkers of the world want to know.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      No I think Fozzy is eating those ribs for as many times as she whacked him in the head.

  4. Dan Avatar

    I would hate to see what a lobster would do to me!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      A lobster got its revenge on me in Boston. Cracked that baby open and a pile of lobster shit came right out onto my plate. Can’t eat the stuff since.

  5. blunt delivery Avatar

    there’s a frog outside my window that’s about to die.

    i hope he likes antifreeze flavored pork chops

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Throw him some water. It’s hot out.

  6. Dave Hambidge Avatar

    Bearman, would a french blue berret perched on the froggies head be acceptable, or a pack of Gauloises fags in his pocket for the after meal smoke or a nice glass of burgundy in one hand? Or shall I boil me bollocks as opposed to frogs legs?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I don’t think the US dislikes the French as much as the UK does. Well with the exception of that whole changing “french fries” name thing.

      1. Dave Hambidge Avatar

        Yes, old history still tells. They, “the frenchies” believe that you, “The Yanks” rescued tham in 1918 and 1944 after we “Brits” cocked up the relevant wars. Also, you both “Yanks and Frogs” conspired against us in 1776 and after! BTW, had the great joy of visiting John Paul Jones birthplace at Arbigland in South West Scotland a couple of years ago. Most enjoyable small museum and lovely grounds with some interesting USN arteafacts…

        1. Bearman Avatar

          John Paul Jones…is he related to Davey Jones. Did you see his locker?

          1. nursemyra Avatar

            his locker is full of frogs’ legs

  7. jb Avatar

    You see I knew they would get tired of people eating frog legs.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      It’s all about Karma JB

  8. Bo Lumpkin Avatar

    Good one Bearman. Reminds me of the old Twilight Zone episode. “To Serve Man”. Cannabilistic Frogs or Chickens can be scary.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I don’t remember that one. My favorite was the one that the normal looking woman was actually the freak in their world.

  9. DadaHyena Avatar

    The new ad campaign for Doc Hopper’s?

    (that’s for the Muppet fans out there…)

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Personally I liked the show more than the movies

  10. Dan McGinley Avatar

    Ha! Good one, Bearman! I found this empty box in the yard yesterday, and reached inside to find a HUGE toad. It was hysterical, like the toad pranked me. I put him back and put the box in some shade.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Maybe he was trying to get OUT of the box. I am sure he thanks you for the shade though. haha

  11. Ron-Yves Avatar

    haha—Good for the frog! That big-toe alone could feed a family of 5 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I am known for my appendages here.

  12. SpilledInkGuy Avatar
    SpilledInkGuy

    It’s not easy running from green. Especially with only one leg. 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      He has to hop so you should too.

  13. Jillsy Avatar

    either way…neither looks enticing. now, a chicken leg, i can deal with!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      What about those giant turkey legs at the renaissance fair?

  14. Corve Avatar

    Totally agree with this…hopefully they wont come near me

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Are there frogs in Jamaica???

  15. MJ Avatar

    No charge for the toe jam. Ha,ha,ha.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      What about the corn(s)

  16. FJ Avatar

    Is this part of the Green Jobs initiative?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      It is keeping the body parts from seeping into our soil and ultimately our water source…so I guess you could say it is.

  17. Friggin Loon Avatar

    Can’t wait to see the chicken’s breast revenge 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      haha…you would.

  18. George Avatar

    I’m more of a thigh man myself. 🙂

  19. Tony Avatar

    It probably tastes like pork