Bald Men – Hairy Backs

Bald Hairy Back Man Cartoon by Bearman Cartoons

Decided to change up some of my cartoons and experiment with different things.  Today’s cartoon was inspired by a friend of mine who is of course bald.  I don’t know if he has a hairy back or not but I can imagine.

It seems as I grow older thankfully I have not yet lost the hair on my head but I find these strange giant ear hairs or strangle long hairs coming out of my eyebrows.  As my wife calls them “crazy eyebrows”

Trying to work on some new shirt designs and some back-end website redesigns so I may post sporadically or not necessarily cartoons but I will try to still make my rounds as I can.

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  1. Jim says:

    Oy! The long ear n eyebrow hairs! Yep.

  2. Christina says:

    The older one gets, the more troll-like one becomes. It’s scary. Don’t get me started about eyebrows…

  3. My theory is that men’s hair is different than women’s. The women’s hair just continues to grow away from the scalp, just like children’s. But men’s hair actually grows both directions, both in and out. And eventually these inward growing hairs have to come out somewhere, first on the chest, and later out the back, ears, etc. The rate of growth inward over time slowly supersedes the rate of growth of the outward ones, and, since all hairs eventually fall out, that is the cause of baldness. You’re right, the hair isn’t really gone, it’s just migrated south.

  4. Androgoth says:

    I dread to think what his feet look like,
    probably resemble one of those Bigfoots or
    a Yeti 🙂

    Have a wicked one Bearman 🙂


  5. lisleman says:

    I’m very happy with my head of hair. My ears of hair – not so much.

  6. Deb says:

    Men with hair on their backs must really itch…just saying.
    Good one, bearman!

  7. Nothing would give me greater pleasure than to say I have no idea what this comic is about.

  8. George says:

    And, at times, it travels even further south. Hair can be scary. 🙂

  9. Laura says:

    Ha, That should be my Uncle’s motto

  10. Friggin Loon says:

    Growing old suck 🙁 Fortunately haven’t sprouted hair on my back!!!! Something to look forward to I guess 😯

  11. J-Dotson says:

    I hate to admit it Bearman but I am finding the same hair issues as you plus nose hairs… Can we TALK!!! It has gotten so bad my wife is threatening to buy me a trimmer for it! Not aging gracefully that is for sure…

  12. J-Dotson says:

    P.S. no back hair and not that hairy of a fellow… Never used to have to shave when I was a young man…

  13. Bo Lumpkin says:

    I have hair everywhere but the top of my head, the soles of my feet, and the palms of my hands. What is tough is when I have to go and have ekg’s etc. and they put the tape on the little wires and then snatch it off. It will definitely bring tears to your eyes. Even when they put in an IV they tape it down and when they pull it off it pulls the hair out of my arms. They always look at me and say, “This is gonna hurt a little.” The smile they have doesn’t bother me as bad as the little twinkle in their eye. I really think some of them enjoy it. (The really nice ones that don’t want to hurt you ask you to pull off the tape yourself.)

  14. So… you’re off waxing your code?

  15. jynksie says:

    I think your “friend” is more a reflection of a “personal experience”, now Isn’t BackHairMan?!? [smirk] *see what I did there?

  16. writerdood says:

    Nice. I wasn’t sure what you meant until I read the explanation, but then I don’t have a hairy back. It’s really too bad he can’t transplant that crop. I mean, I think they can do that, but not without leaving little scars all over. You can imagine all the poc-marks.

  17. Ha ha! That gave me a good chuckle!

  18. Comedy Plus says:

    Getting old isn’t for sissies. I’ve figured that out.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

  19. Mark Stokes says:

    It’s a curse! No hair where you want it, too much hair where you don’t!

  20. HairyBackedMan says:

    It’s true — my back got hairier as my head got balder. Actually, my chest hair grew over my shoulders and then down my back. Just normal part of being male, I guess.

  21. DadaHyena says:

    An outbreak of “Bearmanitis” begins to sweep the nation!
    Fur is everywhere!

  22. Nate Fakes says:

    Or (for one with a hairy ass) – I sat on it.

  23. dave says:

    I’m not quite that fat.

  24. Tony Mcgurk says:

    Hey you forgot my moustache. My back hair ain’t quite that bad though & I have morte hair on my head. I do really I do!!! I often get the odd rogue eyebrow hair. Michelle always wants to pull them out. Call me a rebel but I kinda like to let them roam free & wild.

    • Bearman says:

      My wife doesn’t give me a choice. I try to get away with licking my fingers and patting them down but she doesn’t go for that.

  25. Binky says:

    As you get older, you hair follicles go insane and don’t know what they’re supposed to do.

  26. strala says:

    funny cartoon! Navar went to a new barber recently and she asked ” would you like me to trim your eyebrows.” He said “sure” she brought out the electric razor zip she cut them very close. He was horrified for days. Now he just says that he will take care of triming his eyebrows. :+) He enjoyed your cartoon as well today.
    It must be strange not to have to pump out cartoons for the contest. That was a whirlwind. Funny what you can do when you have a deadline to meet.

    • Bearman says:

      Well as I said, I am busy working on some backend stuff and I have several tshirt designs I want to crank out.

      Navar should never let a razor or wax near his eyebrows…

  27. Do you already have a hairy back? I don’t have a hairy back but I also don’t have hair on top of my head. Started losing it when I was 17. I’ve lived over half my life with MPB… I feel bad for men that this will happen too because of the depression it can cause.

    I’m at the point now that I couldn’t care less. Bonus: I never have a bad hair day! 🙂

  28. jenygoth666 says:

    havent you heard of the miricle nono its supposed to make you smooth as a baby why cant you take the nose and ear hair and replant on head lol xjen

    • Bearman says:

      Miracle nono? hahah

      I never understood why they couldn’t move hair but what do I know.

      And no manscaping…that is cheating.

  29. jb says:

    Sometimes it’s good venture out. I mean I tried it when I combined my two cartoons. Bobby and Robby and Red Clay Hills.

  30. ewwww. Im not a fan of harry backs or harry men.

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