Bald Men and Cleavage

Bald Men and Cleavage Cartoon

Today’s cartoon is not, I repeat NOT based on my life.  I have a full head of green hair.  Rather it was told to me by a friend who luckily has the kind of head that can pull off baldness.

I was out with the friend who told me this last night and was telling him I was going to post it.  My wife said “Well Bearman doesn’t check out women’s boobs.”   I replied “Well I guess I am sly enough that YOU don’t notice”

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  1. George says:

    I didn’t think it was that obvious either, but you it is actually noticeable when someone’s eyes are not locked into yours. I have a coworker who optically fixates on my chin for some reason when we converse. 🙂

  2. duncanr says:

    the trick to ogling a woman’s breasts without her noticing, Bearman, is to wear ‘shades’ or ‘reactolite’ specs 😳

  3. Comedy Plus says:

    You must be very sly then because all men that like women check out boobs. Just saying.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

  4. Tony McGurk says:

    I wasn’t aware that they notice my bald head so maybe they are not aware of what I’m looking at either. Plus if they didn’t want them checked out they woould wear a really thick bulky jacket. If the jacket ain’t on it’s a dead give away that they want you to check ’em out

    • Bearman says:

      Weigh that noggin how could you NOT realize they are looking at your head. Then again with that giant mustache maybe they are looking at your face haha

      • Tony McGurk says:

        I hate when they suddenly pull their jacket/cardigan closed & then you know they know then your sudden reaction of knowing they know shows that they know that you know that they know.

  5. Deb says:

    Finally…a guy that’s got a clue on this topic! Great observation, Bearman!

  6. Friggin Loon says:

    Hmm, I would just like to state that you men have it easy. It is pretty damn hard to look at a man’s crotch with out being noticed!!!

  7. My wife totally notices when I’m staring at her cleavage, but never notices my other “mountain range viewing”. I just think she wants me looking at hers and ignores the rest.

  8. Kellie says:

    Oh man! I always thought men never noticed my eyes gazing at their bald head…I feel so busted now…

  9. Timm Eubanks says:

    Excellent! Love this. Man I kind of wish I was bald. With perfect timing when she looks at my baldness, I could take that glance. HA! Timing is everything.

  10. lisleman says:

    Maybe you have heard this before (it’s sorta old):
    Just because you are on a diet doesn’t mean you can’t read the menu.

  11. Jande says:

    I don’t mind guys taking a sly glance at my boobs as long as they don’t forget about the more interactive parts of me. The face! I meant the face! (that didn’t quite come out quite the way I wanted it to)

  12. Mark Stokes says:

    Stealth ogling is a fine art form.

  13. James says:

    I like how you started out by talking about your manly mane of green hair.

  14. DadaHyena says:

    I’m one of those weirdos whose eyes tend to wander, not just to cleavages, but to ANYTHING, really. I chalk that up more to ADHD and the inability to really focus on a conversation (that’s right, I’m NOT a perv!).

    If you ever meet me and I’m staring at your left earlobe, don’t take it personally.

    • Bearman says:

      I have seen your videos and believe me ADHD wouldn’t be the first thing people suspected about you. I would go with perv first.

  15. Tim Green says:

    Sorry, Bearman, I was to busy looking at your boob illustration to read today’s comic!

  16. I didn’t even realize what this one was about at first.
    I was totally making text-contact with that first woman the whole time, you know.

  17. Sure ya don’t have a balding problem we all believe you, lol just kidding

  18. Nate Fakes says:

    I’ll be the first to admit I’ve always had that problem – er – habit of looking. It’s not intentional, but just happens. Oh well. They stare at my long nose (and no, I’m not being derogatory – I AM talking about my nose).

  19. G says:

    Hey, bald is beautiful.

    And it’s ridiculously easy peasy to check out women as a bald guy without getting into trouble.

  20. Binky says:

    Now if they’re holding chocolate, well, it’s just too much to resist.

  21. Lynn says:

    Trust me, women notice this, you’re not that sly we just want you to think you are. Funny (and well drawn) cartoon.. btw when will you post an image of yourself so we know who’s underneath that green hair? Hmmm..?

  22. Men everywhere are going over plans and blueprints, facts and figures, night after night to solve this riddle. Alas! I think you just have, it’s impossible.

  23. Brandon says:

    This is why we have sunglasses 😉

  24. Binky says:

    The probability of detection is directly proportional to the eyes’ angle of deflection.

  25. jb says:

    Now Bearman Nobody would think your bald. I mean you have a head full of flowing green hair. lol

  26. Bearman is a bad boy! 🙂 I guess I am too. 🙂

  27. jynksie says:

    I dont need to stare at boobs, when I have mine to play with all day long! MOOBS- they are boobs men carry![smirk] [cough]

  28. I’m glad someone finally tackled this subject. It is one of those things all men do and depending on the how much they are out on display everyone does it. Sometimes you would have to be blind to miss them.

  29. Chris K says:

    Now that is an informative use of math and angles. Who knew?

  30. You need to get some sunglasses!

  31. Jenn says:

    I think I’d be on the receiving end of this situation XD….glad we worked out the facebook comment thingy on my comics!


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