I rarely have a cartoon on the back burner but this one I originally drew two weeks ago when a poll was released that now 18% of Americans believe that President Barack Obama is Muslim versus his self-professed Christianity.
The absurdity of this pushed me to draw the above as it is like saying anyone that is circumcised is Jewish.
(My wife got the joke immediately but then wondered if some might take offense as if I was implying that Jewish men may not be endowed. I told her I hadn’t heard that stereotype and besides aren’t there many Jewish men in porn including including Seymour Butts and Ron Jeremy?)
“Funny, she doesn’t look druish!”
I was hoping someone would get that Spaceballs reference.
I thought your leader was like our queen, only went to the can with an armed escort, not a redhead?
Some things need to be private still.
Lately some American’s delight in their own ignorance. Absurdity is the new cool and uninformed is the new chic.
I always thought that the Jews were pretty well hung but that may just be because I’m Irish.
I always thought the Irish were known for their shillelaghs.
Well known for their shenanigans, not shillelaghs ;`)
Why do you think Irish eyes are always smiling 🙂
Because most don’t live there?
Spoken like a true englishmen…haha
i’m glad you did the cartoon from this particular angle. lol
Hey this isn’t Penthouse…of course I did it from that angle..haha
If Penthouse is showing pictures of male hardware I’m glad I cancelled my subscription back in 1976.
Ok…you got me. This isn’t Playgirl OR Don Mills blog
Congrabulations. I is speechless. I wanted to make a comment and for the life of me, I don’t have a clue on what to say.
Writing down this day. Marking the time. VICTORY for me!!
I wonder what he saw lol
Or didn’t see.
the only Jewish man I’ve slept with was very well endowed indeed 🙂
Why do we call having sex “sleeping with someone” when that is the last thing that happens?
Yeah I don’t get that either.
Because that naturally occurs AFTER b/c we are spent..haha
i’ve def heard that stereotype before, mainly cus i dated a jewish guy for awhile, who was also a comedian, so basically i’ve heard every jewish joke on earth. five times.
but i don’t know who would really be offended by that though… but seriously, ron jerermy?
I could have used Hershel whatever his name is but no one would know what I am talking about.
Ha,ha,ha. That’s freaking hilarious.
I thought they always used catheters with a bag or two strapped to their inner thigh or something. That’s how they can stand for hours at civil ceremonies, (whether they are civil or uncivil and not be doing the pee-pee dance) ;`)
I thought they just had someone on the ground cleaning up the pee as it ran down their leg.
Great cartoon, and so true. I always thought sometimes so what if Obama was a Muslim? Would it make him any less a president? Only to a certain segment of the political spectrum who shall remain brainless.
Guess it was like when Kennedy ran as a practicing Catholic.
Hey now, it’s not the size that matters, but how you wiggle that worm! o.O …it’s a saying thats kept me going all these years!
What does your wife say about that line?
i got it immediately! 😉
I knew that you would 😉
Nice one! I am a lurker on your site and never comment but you rock!
Timm thanks so much for actually commenting. See how easy that was. Now I expect to see you more often.
hah..thanks for stopping by and at least lurking!!!
pppfftt tim u suck up his green haired head is gonna explode if u keep doing that
His name is Timm you Dunbo.
watever b-mann … Tim knows im talking about him..look at you such a girl getting your knickers all tied in a knot over a friggin bloody extra m…
get back to work!
who what where
Haha. Well, that’s one way to find out what he is.
AS long as the penis doesn’t respond.
Time to run away if that happens
Hey I noticed how his pee splashes on the left hit the wall in the pattern of your name. Now that’s truly amazing regardless of his religion. Well we now know he’s not Catholic or the pee splashes would’ve looked like an image of Jesus on the wall
Well then he needs to go to the doctor b/c his pee isn’t yellow.
Drats… I never noticed that Mr. Stickler For Detail. Black urine nice racial touch
Let’s not make this a racial thing.
He’s not Muslim? Then what the hell is he? Man, he’s gotta lose that middle name then, Hussein is so Al Qaeda 🙂
That’s b/c you all pronounce it wrong. It is HUGH-SEE-IN
Blahahahaa Bearman. Thank god the CIA found a better name for his wife. Michelle raises no eyebrows, though I heard her middle name was Mohammad !
Yup, I totally thought it was a poke at Jewish non-hungedness (I like to invent words). But either way, helluva cartoon Bearman!!
Well now you and the world knows…it was a circumcision joke. I don’t want no trouble..haha
If this were the Canadian Prime Minister, the punch line would be ‘He’s a jerk!’ Yup, we can tell that up here by nosing around someone’s crotchal region.
You all have good sniffers eh?
I didn’t catch the circumcision idea because it so common. So you had me wondering about size and Muslims.
I suspect that those people of the 18% probably don’t even know a Muslim person personally. Since 9/11 I and many others have learned much more about Islam which probably also pisses off that group.
I don’t want to know what goes on in your head.
…and here I thought he worships C’Thulhu.
Of course I had to look it up to know what you are talking about.
Wait a minute…why would Obama be using a public restroom?
Can you imagine him going to a public restroom.
Secret Service: OK everyone out…the President needs to pee
Guy in Stale: But I am in the middle of taking a dump.
SS: I don’t care..pull em up and move em out.
I’ve dated many Jewish men, and I can say that while many of them had medium sized packages, they all had giant balls, especially the one on the right.
Is that OK to say?
It’s only NOT OK to say if the guys you dated also frequent this site.
18% still believe he is muslim? das so ig’nant dawg…
well he might be…maybe he is in a sleeper cell waiting for the right moment, then BAM! forced burkas BAM! BAM! mosques at ground zero..BAM! BAM! BAM! Bin Laden having dinner at the whitehouse and craving Saddam’s image onto Mount Rushmore…..
I guess you would have to “crave” having sadaam’s image on Rushmore before you could “carve” it.
Blahahahahahahahahaha I would like to see that craving dunbo 🙂
Thought you see her often.
yeh yeh 😛 carve at least u’s guys are dunbo-ish enough to understand me hahaha
So sadly true.
I can’t believe I have never visited you before. Shame on me. Because you’re kind of awesome.
I can’t believe you haven’t either…I would have told you how awesome I was. haha
Okay – middle urinal dude is in clear violation of rest-room etiquette! Mover ‘er over a fixture there, buddy! Oh. And that whole sneak a peak part isn’t quite right either. I’m just saying. 🙂
Glad to know there is someone else out there knowing proper urinal etiquette. Whether he came in first or second…he still assumed the wrong urinal.
An excellent one. Absurdity rules.
If that were true, I would be more popular.
I am so offended.
What a second, no I’m not.
Or AM I?
Oh fuck that, you know damn well you can’t offend me.
BWAAA HA HA HA.
I’m circumcised, by the way, but it wasn’t a personal choice or anything. In fact, I don’t think I was even asked.
I can’t offend you?? I have to try harder then.
i prefer circumcised men, i cant bring myself to go down on an uncircumcised one
Thanks for that clarification.
youre welcome lil buddy
“lil buddy” is not something a guy wants to be called when having penis conversations.
Nice! May the Shwartz be with you!
And also with you.
I am not offended.
The only thing that would have offended me is if you would have drawn this from the view of the wall.
That would have offended me too.
I got it straight away!
Good…you are better than 50% of my audience. I don’t know if that is good or bad. j/k
I dunno, the cartoon’s funny to either way I read it. You’re an all-around genius, B!
Muslims circumsize too I’m pretty sure. 🙂 Great one!
Many people do…thus the absurdity.
Nice too funny.
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