Guest Cartoon Rick the Stick

Rick the Stick Guest Cartoon

Ken Drab of the famous Rick the Stick cartoon has been doing a series of Rick screwing up words and phrases (see here, here, here and here).   I thought what better than to have Rick perform some famously (and not so famously) misheard lyrics to songs.   Some are easier than others.   Can you figure out them all??

Wake up I might sit on you.
Wrapped up like a douche.
Carry a laser down the road that I must travel.
Let’s pee in the spotlight.
Dirty deeds, done to sheep.
My anus is the center hole.

 What is your favorite misheard lyrics??

UPDATE  – The answers are in order Click through.

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  1. jammer5 says:

    “I’m a long dong daddy in the USA!”

  2. bschooled says:


    “Dirty deeds, done to sheep”–I can’t believe I’ve never heard that before.

    (I did, however think it actually was a laser he was carrying…)

    Funny stuff, Bearman!

  3. David says:

    “He’s got electric boobs… BBBBenny and the Jets”

  4. susispice says:

    when i was little i loved this one song and I would sing it all the time whenever it came on… i sang it like this…

    “Shes a caterpillarrr shes got be …a caterpillar…”

    the actual lyrics are:
    “Shes got to be loved, got to be loved..”

    just for a little 80’s throw back here ya go!

  5. David says:

    Bad Moon Rising, CCR:

    “There’s a bathroom on the right”

  6. BWAHAHAHAHA! Those are awesome! I’m going to be singing dirty deeds done to sheep for days! Classic!

  7. Sheila Deeth says:

    I’m an alien, I’m a lethal alien… an Englishman in New York”

  8. MJ says:

    I can’t recall which song, and it wasn’t a misheard lyric. When I toured way back in the day I would always throw in a few lyrical bobbles because I could never remember the correct ones well, but they should of probably been changed to what I was singing anyway. Silly drummers…

  9. DadaHyena says:

    Looks like Weird Al might have some competition.

    …or not.

  10. danineteen says:

    KEN LEEEEEEE talibu dibu dow chooooo

  11. Friggin Loon says:

    For those too lazy to click on Danineteen’s link….it must be shared….

  12. Friggin Loon says:

    Hmm, Bearman this maybe why I am never invited to karaoke nights any more.

    Might as well face it, you’re a dick with a glove. (Robert Palmer)
    I wanna love you but your hips are a little bit pointed (Alice Cooper)
    See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen (ABBA)
    West Virginia,Mount yer Momma (John Denver)

  13. Bo Lumpkin says:

    This is hilarious. Maybe they should do a TV show and call it “I Forgot The Lyrics”.

  14. Tracy Brady says:

    Everytime you go away, you take a piece of MEAT with you.
    (from Paul Young’s ‘Everytime You Go Away'(1984)

  15. tmcelmurry says:

    These are awesome Bearman. Great job, and great shout out to RTS. I’m still trying to figure out some of those lyrics and to what songs they are a part of. Great stuff Bearman, great stuff. Rick never looked so good. 🙂 Don’t tell Ken I said that. 🙂

  16. MJ says:

    HA! I remembered finally. Once in a while we would throw out a cover tune. The one I would always throw in some odd lyrics to was When I come around from Green Day.

  17. “Livin’ in the Bronx” to “Eminence Front” by The Who. People in New York were requesting “Livin’ in the Bronx” to be played on radio stations when it first came out.

  18. lynn says:

    all those phrases sound so familiar like i made up those lyrics at some point too! i can only tell you dirty deeds done dirt cheap…i liked this post. it’s one we can all definitely relate to. 🙂

  19. “Tin roof…. test….” or “rest”


  20. Ha! That’s one stick with some serious pipes (or other bits / stick singing anatomy)! 🙂

  21. Ken says:

    “Padded Bra” (Panama)

  22. George says:

    Hahaha! I can’t think of the original lyrics for most of these, but I think I like Rick’s even more. You’ve got some gems sprinkled in there. 🙂

  23. Tony says:

    Dirty deeds done to sheep by A Sheep/D Sheep, is that New Zealand’s National Anthem

    My favourite wrong lyrics song is Wacko Jacko’s Don’t Stop

    “Keep on at the post office, don’t stop till you get enough”

    No matter how many times I listen to it I’m sure those are the words he is singing. I actually looked up the lyrics but even knowing the right words he still sings about the post office. Maybe he’s been to Tasmania & met Margaret the Postal Nazi

  24. FJ says:

    Nice, I got four of the five.

  25. agent-x says:

    I always liked that these misheard lyrics began centuries ago.
    For example, you have probably heard of the traditional catholic hymn which goes “Have a Maria…….”

  26. Bo Lumpkin says:

    This whole post has been awesome and even though it is already past I couldn’t help but comment because you are close to 100 comments and that is awesome. Have you had 100 comments before? (I know you reply to almost all of them but it is still awesome.) Bearman… You da man!!!!

    • Bearman says:

      I can’t recall if I have. I know I have been close. But again…at least half are all mine. But I’ll take 50 comments on any post. As always I appreciate yours and everyone elses

  27. Tony says:

    You are the dancing queeeeen
    Young & mean, only seventeen…

  28. Tony says:

    I loved AC/DC the legendary Aussie rockers from back when I was a teenager & I’ve never heard Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap rendered that way before.

    If you’ve got a lady & you want her gone, but you ain’t got the guts
    She keeps nagging at you night & day, enough to drive you nuts fella
    Pick up the phone, I’m always home, call me any time
    Cos its 362436, I lead a life of crime
    Dirty deeds done dirt cheap,
    Dirty deeds done dirt cheap,
    Dirty deeds done dirt cheap,
    Dirty deeds & they’re done dirt cheap

    Just wanted to prove I knew the song

  29. WriterDood says:

    Listening to Weird Al all the time (thanks to my kids) it’s a wonder if I ever get any lyrics right.


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