Bearman Cartoon: Rabbi Shmuley Boteach New Celebrity Spiritualist

The Beatles started it all when turning to Maharishi Mahesh Yogi for spiritual advice. Then came the Dalai Lama. Next was Scientology and Kabbalah. Now it seems when celebrities find themselves in a moral dilemma (or a rather a publicity crisis) the man to turn to is Kosher Sex author, Rabbi Shmuley Boteach.

Obviously Michael Jackson and now Jon Gosselin are his higher profile devotees but what other celebs have/will turn to the Rabbi to right their moral compass.

11 3 09 Bearman Cartoon Shmuley Boteach

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  1. yorksnbeans says:

    Why was his session taped? Were they both getting paid? What a bunch of crap.

  2. frigginloon says:

    Hmm, he wouldn’t get much of a response from Jacko.

  3. susi spice says:

    ppftt if celebrities want to spend their money on guidance and future telling they can come to me. I have the gift… and from $300 per hour (climing scale used) i could tell them what to do and what the future holds for them…

    Lindsay Lohan session with Guru Susispice:
    “in your future I see a light…”
    “a light?”
    “Yes a light..its flickering.. because your electricity is about to cut up because ur so broke”

  4. jammer5 says:

    Kosher sex? So that means sex without iodized salt? No pork? Kinda takes all the fun out of it. I remember that time when I had this Vietnamese pig and a shaker of iodized salt, and we . . .

  5. spilledinkguy says:

    Those glass boxes always look so tempting to break! I mean, come on, they are basically built to be broken AND they provide you with a tiny hammer / implement of destruction!

  6. Tony says:

    I love the way he’s just kinda folded up in there just waiting to burst forth to help some troubled celebrity the moment that glass breaks

  7. George says:

    Do you think he’ll do damage control for cartoonists? I may need his number one day.

  8. alantru says:

    Hey bearman, good chatting last night (was it last night? I can’t remember. I threw away my Julian calendar centuries and centurions ago and now live in a seamless but confusing space time continuum). Anyway, thanks for all your sales presentation ideas. As always, you’re really thinking outside the box. In fact, your idea to “hit potential clients over the head with a box” was my favourite, and the first one I’ll try. It’s an “attention grabber” alright. And while I’m still not sold on your ideas of “setting the building on fire” or “live sex show presentations” I’m willing to try anything once. I’ll let you know how it all turns out.

    • Here was the plan Alan.

      Lay out your presentation. When they hammer and haw, is when you light the fire. In the uproar they will not remember whether or not they said yes or not. You say they said yes and send the product with an invoice.

  9. John K says:

    for some reason, seeing him under glass reminds me of Lenin’s tomb!!!

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