Category: Beartoons

  • Seven Deadly Sins Cartoon: Lust

    Seven Deadly Sins Cartoon: Lust

    UPDATE:  GET THIS AND OTHER DEADLY SINS T-SHIRT, POSTERS ETC AT OUR STORE

    Part two of my week showcasing the Seven Deadly Sins by Lust.  It seems several of our regulars are guilty of this sin. (ahem Lynn, Myra, Dennis)

    Speaking of Lust.  The perfect story that ties into this idea happened just yesterday.  While I was sitting in the car, my wife was outside pumping gas.  (Now wait a minute before you say anything…it was her car so she should pump her own gas and it proves I am not a macho chauvinist that I would think women aren’t capable of pumping their own gas).  Anyway this dude gets out of his car, sees my wife and says “Woo Wee, If the good Lord made you any finer he would have kept you for himself.”

  • Seven Deadly Sins: Greed

    Seven Deadly Sins: Greed

    UPDATE:  GET THIS AND OTHER DEADLY SINS T-SHIRT, POSTERS ETC AT OUR STORE

    One of the projects I have been working on as of late is to add some things to my online store.   One idea I came up with was to do t-shirts and posters of the Seven Deadly Sins.  Rather than make them ominous characters, I went more for cute.  The Seven Deadly Sins are “a classification of the most objectionable vices that has been used since early Christian times to educate and instruct followers concerning (immoral) fallen humanity’s tendency to sin.”

    Given each sins call for very different personalities, I thought it would be a great challenge to myself to draw each of them.

    Every day this week, I will post a new Deadly Sin.  Today is Greed.    I find myself greedy with my time more than money.  I need to find more volunteer opportunities.

    Spill it…who out there is Greedy?

  • Frog Legs

    Frog Legs

    I alluded to the Twitter #tuesdaysketch in my last post.  This was one I did a few months ago.  The subject was simply “frogs”

  • Bearman Cartoon: Wonder Woman’s New Costume

    Wonder Woman Naked

     The internet has been abuzz this past week with DC comics decision to revamp the Wonder Woman struggling franchise by giving her a makeover.  Personally I think the top they chose looks too much like Spiderman.

    But it got me thinking what would a comic book geek really want a redone Wonder Woman to wear.  Well that and my naked Marge Simpson did so well that I thought my stats were due for another titillating post.

    Thanks to Mack at Area 51 Comics for the idea as part of Twitter #TuesdaySketch.  The idea behind TuesdaySketch is that the moderator chooses a topic on Monday night and anyone that has a chance showcases their sketch.  Of course this week was on Wonder Woman’s new wardrobe.  Check out all the submissions for this week.

  • Editorial Cartoon: Mel Gibson loses it

    It seems Mel Gibson’s mouth is its own Lethal Weapon.  He played an incredibly convincing guy that was on the edge of sanity along with his cop partner played by Danny Glover.  But the real Gibson seems more off his rocker than the character Riggs.

    In 2006, an inebriated Mel went off on a cop in an antisemitic rant.  Gibson apologized and blamed alcoholism on the remarks.  The public forgave him and in a poll only 6% said they would not see him in a future movie.

    Well now it seems, he has done it again.  In taped conversations, Gibson is heard telling baby mama Oksana:

    “You look like a f—ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n—-rs, it will be your fault.”

    Will those who rushed to defend him three years ago be back?  Will other’s jump on the bandwagon to call for his excommunication from the Hollywood community?  Thoughts?

  • Editorial Cartoon: .XXX Marks the Spot

    So it looks like all of us looking for photos of the White House on the web who accidentally went to .com instead of .gov are saved.  A new domain extension is in the works that will end in .xxx and be specific to adult oriented sites.

    One one hand you have the adult industry against it because they feel it will ghettoize porn on the web.  On the other you have conservative groups against it because they feel it will legitimize porn on the web.  But one of the funniest arguments I have seen is that the practice will actually make it easier for kids to find porn on the web.  As if kids had trouble in the past.

  • Editorial Cartoon: BP’s New Marketing Strategy

    Bearman Cartoon BP Tuna in an oil Can

    I’M BACK!!!  After a much deserved break, I am making my triumphant return today.  Thanks again to all my guest cartoonists and commenters who kept things going in my absence.

  • Editorial Cartoon: The Gore’s Divorce

    Bearman Cartoon - Al and Tipper Gore Divorce

    It was shocking last week to learn that after 40 years, former Vice President Al Gore and his wife Tipper were finally calling it quits.  It just goes to show, you never know what people are going through. 

    For the uninformed, since leaving office, Al has become the Poster Boy for Global Warming and back in the 80’s when Al was just a senator, his wife Tipper headed up the Parent’s Music Resource Center (PMRC).   Ultimately, their fight led to warning stickers on records and a Capitol Hill showdown with rockers including Dee Snyder of Twisted Sister.

  • Editorial Cartoon: Fergie on Oprah

    Fergie apologizes on Oprah Editorial Cartoon

    Every once in a while I have to throw my many overseas fans a bone and do a cartoon that the Americans don’t get.  It seems like former Princess and the original Fergie has gotten into hot water lately for trying to sell access to her ex husband in exchange for cash.

    On the bright note there are things she won’t do for cash.  Like sleep with a Saudi millionaire in exchange for $3 Million.  The question is why come on Oprah for your mea culpa.  True Oprah is the queen of tv but Americans really could care less.  The people she needs to apologize to are the loyal subjects of her Majesty who help foot the bill for her alimony.

    BTW…sorry for the terrible caricature of Fergie.  Some people I just can’t do.  But my Oprah ain’t bad.

  • Bearman Cartoon: Bristol Palin’s Speaking Fees

    Bearman Cartoon on Bristol Palin and her Speaking Engagements

    I am a firm believer in allowing private family members of public figures to be removed from public scrutiny.  That is UNTIL they themselves decide to become a public figure.   It was announced last week that Bristol Palin (daughter of former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin) is going on the speakers tour to talk about “don’t screw up and have a kid like I did as a teenager”. 

    Reports are that she will get between $15-30,000 per speech.  That really busts my chops.  Why weren’t my parents more popular?  My life could be so much easier.

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