Editorial Cartoon: Fergie on Oprah

Fergie apologizes on Oprah Editorial Cartoon

Every once in a while I have to throw my many overseas fans a bone and do a cartoon that the Americans don’t get.  It seems like former Princess and the original Fergie has gotten into hot water lately for trying to sell access to her ex husband in exchange for cash.

On the bright note there are things she won’t do for cash.  Like sleep with a Saudi millionaire in exchange for $3 Million.  The question is why come on Oprah for your mea culpa.  True Oprah is the queen of tv but Americans really could care less.  The people she needs to apologize to are the loyal subjects of her Majesty who help foot the bill for her alimony.

BTW…sorry for the terrible caricature of Fergie.  Some people I just can’t do.  But my Oprah ain’t bad.

Comments

92 responses to “Editorial Cartoon: Fergie on Oprah”

  1. Ahmnodt Heare Avatar

    I am guessing Prince Andrew didn’t like being pimped out by his ex-wife.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I wouldn’t mind being pimped out by my wife. (ok but not for sex)

      1. lynn Avatar

        whatever…

  2. Friggin Loon Avatar

    Bahahahaha Bearman that was the first friggin thing I thought when I heard she was going on Oprah.

    Psst Bearman, you made her way, way, way too thin … Fergie that is..wait, hang on..OK, both!!!!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Depends on when/if Jenny Craig is paying her.

      1. Friggin Loon Avatar

        I think Jenny gave her the flick years ago 🙁

  3. Ron-Yves Avatar

    I think your Ferg looks great—you nailed the jaw-line…Is Oprah struggling to cross her legs in this one?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Her cheeks make her look like Madame Flowers.

  4. MJ Avatar

    Ha,ha,ha. Funny stuff. I often wonder if the overseas readers understand my scribbles on certain subjects.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      That’s why I always include links to articles if I am too lazy to explain it.

  5. Nate Fakes Avatar

    I can’t think of what Fergie even looks like these days, so to me it’s a good caricature!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      So I am a great caricaturists for people that don’t watch tv or buy magazines. Now if I could only tap into that market.

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  7. Ramona Avatar
    Ramona

    Good one! I get the Royal Family jokes. Can’t believe Fergie did this…. the Royals must hate this!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      The Queen is biting her tongue so much wanting to say “I told you so” to Andrew.

      1. nursemyra Avatar

        ha! there’s no tongue biting behind closed doors in that family

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Probaby very true.

  8. Roland Avatar

    The question is, can Fergie get paid as much as Bristol?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      She made $2million off her tell all book. Problem is she is a shopaholic according to some sources so I dont’ feel sorry for her.

      1. Friggin Loon Avatar

        Me neither, how can she justify the shit she wears? Everything looks shocking on her. Find a toyboy and be done with it 🙂

        1. Bearman Avatar

          maybe it is back to Rubber lips.

  9. Scott Oglesby Avatar

    No Bearman, your Oprah ain’t bad at all.

    I think that Fergie should be court ordered to go on Big Brother UK for 3 months, that’ll set her straight!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Or at least the surreal life on VH1 in the US>

  10. George Avatar

    Your Oprah is darn near perfect.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I wonder what she would say though.

  11. SpilledInkGuy Avatar

    Now if Fergie would only get up and throw bits-o the set around Jerry Springer style, that would really be … something …

    Those are some great likenesses once again, Bearman! 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I always wanted to make up a story to get on Springer. Then I realized I might have to take my shirt off…

      1. SpilledInkGuy Avatar

        Ahhh the hazards of Springertainment! 🙂

        1. Bearman Avatar

          He has an even better show on Game Show Network called Baggage.

  12. Dave Hambidge Avatar

    IMHO you have fergie just right, the daft cow!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I used to think she got the short end of the stick…now…???

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  14. jammer5 Avatar

    Fregis looks just right. She’s got them there six-pence and stuff crammed in her cheeks for when the bribes run out.

    When I first saw it, I figured you were running a Palin toon. Same subject.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      True. Pimpin aint easy.

      1. jammer5 Avatar

        Ya, if it was I’d be out there doing it.

  15. Dan Avatar

    Your Oprah is pretty spot-on but you forgot the huge piles of money surrounding her.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      She has vaults for that.

  16. Tony Avatar

    I still fail to understand how she can give them access to Andrew. My ex could sell access to me for $5 but they still wouldn’t get the access. You can’t sell what you don’t own anymore. I for one do not welcome our British overlords as our supreme rulers over our nation. But they do make good TV shows. Not a very good likeness Bearman, you made her much prettier….

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Is Tasmania a UK territory?

      Unlike you she has a good relationship with her ex (well at least she did)

      1. Tony Avatar

        Yep, unfortunately we belong to the big north island that belongs to the pommys

        1. Friggin Loon Avatar

          Oh for goodness sakes Tony, your ex would be just as baffled as us to friggin find you 🙂

  17. bschooled Avatar

    Hahaha! I saw this on TV the other day. At the risk of being beat up by the Brits, I don’t understand why they still even have a Royal Family. It’s like holding on to a tradition that nobody acknowledges anymore. Even the younger generation of Brits could care less.

    ps. Your Oprah kicks ass!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Brits weigh in. I don’t know…tradition??

      1. Brad Avatar

        Agreed! That is a pretty dang good Oprah!

  18. DadaHyena Avatar

    That’s about as good looking as Oprah gets.

    Then again, I’d probably look awful in that dress, too.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I originally had her in pants and then I thought, I hardly ever see her in pants.

      1. DadaHyena Avatar

        Bearman, you pimp!

        Oh…because she wears dresses. Right, right.

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Well you know me and the O got it going on.

  19. Tommie Kelly Avatar

    Why does anyone go on Oprah these days other than for money and fame?

    Great oprah man!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Did anyone ever go on Oprah (or any other talk show) for anything else???

  20. Bo Lumpkin Avatar

    I am late weighing in again… holidays do that to me. Your Oprah is right on and as far as Fergie I am not sure because I don’t really give a rip about the Royal Family and their Shennanigans. They kind of remind me of that old show Dallas. They have money but they sure don’t have any class.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I’ll have to try to find a poll to see what percent of Brits want to end the monarchy.

      1. Duncanr Avatar

        Can I vote more than once ??? 😆

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Knowing you, you did.

  21. Chris W. Avatar

    Ugh, I only have to watch Oprah when forced to by my wife. Not you too, Bearman!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Your wife forces you to watch Oprah. Funny, mine forces me to watch American Idol.

  22. lynn Avatar

    i’d probably drop a dime on rip for the right price! 🙂

    1. Bo Lumpkin Avatar

      I suppose the price is negotiable though, right.

      1. lynn Avatar

        of course, any offer over $30 is seriously considered!

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Drop a dime???? You mean give him drugs. Oh wait, you meant Drop THE dime. haha And why not use your cell phone.

          1. lynn Avatar

            yeah i suppose the days of pay phones that cost a dime are long gone.. i vaguely remember those..

  23. BillTheCat Avatar
    BillTheCat

    Cool cartoons! I saw some babe with a sign last weekend on Clearwater Beach and thought I’d come check you out. I’ll be back!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Bill thanks for stopping by. Lynn you better tell Rip you got a “babe” reference.

      That babe is also known to lurk at http://trippinwithrip.wordpress.com/

      1. lynn Avatar

        whoo-hoo, *laughing* a “babe” reference? well alrighty then, comments like this make it all worthwhile. i like that and you can bet i’ll let rip know the minute he walks in the door! 🙂

        1. Bearman Avatar

          He’ll just puff his chest out and be proud.

          1. lynn Avatar

            maybe so but before he does you can bet he will go to the bathroom, he can’t do anything til then. why is that? when guys get in the house that’s the first thing they must do– before anything else. (or maybe that’s just him *awkward*) 😐

          2. Bearman Avatar

            Maybe he is one of those people that hold his crap all day long b/c he doesn’t like to go in public bathrooms.

  24. mamvas Avatar

    Congratulation Bearman!

    You are great!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Thanks…feel free to come back and revel in my greatness. haha j/k

  25. Duncanr Avatar

    Hey, thanks for tipping me off that the bint on the left was Fergie. I thought she looked familiar but couldn’t quite put a name to her – I guess it was the 3 fingers on her hands that threw me 😉

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Or the fact that the only thing remotely resembling her is the hair.

      1. Bo Lumpkin Avatar

        Like I said… I recognized Oprah right away but at first I thought the other one was Richard Nixon in drag.

  26. Duncanr Avatar

    Is she eating gobstoppers ?

  27. Slug Avatar

    You were correct. I don’t get it. oh well, I like the way you drew Oprah though.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I am buying you a subscription to the New York Times and this blog. haha

  28. Duncanr Avatar

    Hey Bearman, seems it’s not just Fergie that’s strapped for cash. Now Liz wants a pay rise ‘cos she’s finding it hard to make ends meet on a measly £7.9 milion a year 🙄

    http://tinyurl.com/2vbtkxr

    Jeez, and I know who’s pocket it will be coming out of if she does get a raise !!! 👿

    Is it any wonder I have to keep buying cheap booze ???

  29. Duncanr Avatar

    Hey Bearman, as an aside, I see that gobby bint Lynn is your top commentator so far this week

    No surprise there then 😆

    1. lynn Avatar

      okay duncan, lay off the booze man. you’re making up words again…i googled “gobby bint” to no avail. c’om now, tell me you love me and say it like you mean it! (wink) 🙂

      1. Duncanr Avatar

        slang terms –

        bint = woman
        gobby = bigmouth

        😆 😆 😆

      2. Duncanr Avatar

        P.S. Jeez, Lynn, will you shutup with that love me thing. FFS, I’ve seen pics of Rip. He’s bigger than me !!! And I don’t want him asking some of the ‘family’ to pay me a visit 🙁

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Now now you two. I might have to put you two in a blog room for a while

          1. Duncanr Avatar

            I hope that room’s got a bar, a pool table, a darts board, and a 48″ TV Screen with the sports channels – to keep Lynn entertained

            I’ll just sit quietly in the corner with a bottle of whisky 😆

          2. Bearman Avatar

            No whiskey…no bar. Just the two of you and padded walls.

          3. Bearman Avatar

            Oh and if you would quit drinking whiskey and send me a 125×125 banner ad already for Mad Hatters, I might actually have had it up on the home page at least once by now.

        2. lynn Avatar

          oh i can take rip.. he doesn’t scare me. now what about that room bearman wants to send us to? ~i wonder if there will be leather and whips in there? i’ll show you bit mouth!

          *oohhh unfortunate choice of words*

  30. Don Mills Avatar

    Too many comments to search them all but I assume someone has stated that they’d pay $3M to avoid having to sleep with her? If not, consider it said

    1. Bearman Avatar

      You of course are original Don.

  31. WriterDood Avatar

    Opera looks great.
    And Fergie does need the cash.
    It would be sad to see her wandering the streets.

  32. danineteen Avatar

    That’s Fergie?! She actually looks slightly pretty here…

    1. Bearman Avatar

      You’re mean..hah