Matzah Balls Tshirt

I got your Matzah Balls right here

Long time readers might recognize the design for “I Got Your Matzah Balls Right Here” because I posted it last year and asked if I should put it on a tshirt. ย Well guess what. ย I forgot to do it until now. ย Available on WackSack.com (I really need to rebrand all that to beartoons but obviously I am lazy).

So run out and get this Passover friendly shirt to show the world you are not happy to forego unleavened bread during the seder. ย Oh and if you aren’t Jewish…well show some attitude anyway.

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Comments

57 responses to “Matzah Balls Tshirt”

  1. lisleman Avatar

    Don’t celebrate myself but since they are called “balls” are they not round?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Yes but his are little so you can’t see them. haah

  2. Comedy Plus Avatar

    I don’t celebrate either, but that shirt rocks.

    Have a terrific day. ๐Ÿ™‚

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Thanks Sandee. From what I know giving up all the good stuff you like to eat isn’t exactly “celebrating”

      1. Tony McGurk Avatar

        So after Matzah is the tie to celebrate?

        1. Bearman Avatar

          What tie? Those are his feet.

          1. Tony Mcgurk Avatar

            Tie???
            What tie???
            I said Time it’s not my fault my keyboard doesn’t have a mind reading interface. Sometimes it just disappoints me how far behind our complex brains technology really is…

          2. Bearman Avatar

            Maybe you should have your wife proofread your posts.

  3. Tony McGurk Avatar

    I remember this one but am wondering what Matzah Balls are. I am assuming the balls are some sort of meat balls or veggie balls that gets wrapped in the flat bread.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      No…it is matza formed into ballish stuff like a dumpling. I can’t explain it. Here they are:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matzah_ball

      1. Lynn Avatar

        In the south we call those fried potato balls! What? Not the same?

        1. nursemyra Avatar

          I ate octopus balls in Singapore. Does that count?

          1. Bearman Avatar

            Did it squirt ink??

          2. Lynn Avatar

            That definitely counts NM!

        2. Bearman Avatar

          Don’t think they are fried.

      2. Tony McGurk Avatar

        OK now I know & they don’t sound or look very appetizing. I thought Matzah must’ve been the name of the celebration.
        I was going to ask something else but it doesn’t matzah now ๐Ÿ˜›

        1. Bearman Avatar

          NO it is a cracker Tony.

  4. Jande Avatar

    Matzah balls in Chicken soup is very yummy. I should get some matzah flour and make some(only bigger ones). Will make a nice change from Chili.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Matzah is a flour? Guess it helps if I cooked.

      1. Jande Avatar

        Didn’t you read the wiki page you linked above?

        1. Bearman Avatar

          I just thought it was a cracker without yeast using the same flour. I don’t cook.

          1. Friggin Loon Avatar

            obviously ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. Binky Avatar

    If it involves chocolate, I’d be happy to celebrate it.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I have heard of chocolate covered Matzah.

      1. Lynn Avatar

        Now we’re talkin’!

        1. Bearman Avatar

          They don’t have it in Thailand??

          1. Friggin Loon Avatar

            now I would eat chocolate coated Matzah balls!!!!

          2. Bearman Avatar

            Someone start that. I only take 20% as an agent fee.

          3. Binky Avatar

            Hey, I started it!!

          4. Bearman Avatar

            Now I mean actually do something with it.

  6. James Avatar

    That’s the second rudest cracker I’ve ever seen.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      You being the first?

  7. SpilledInkGuy Avatar

    Bearman’s got your buttons, right here!
    ๐Ÿ™‚

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Buttons didn’t fit so I skipped those.

  8. Rent Textbooks Avatar

    That shirt is awesome!

  9. JerryBenedict Avatar

    I think Matzahs would need to be deep fried and breaded! ๐Ÿ˜€

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Isn’t breaded redundant?

      1. Binky Avatar

        No, it’s just a little slow.

  10. Friggin Loon Avatar

    Oi, oi, oi, what’s a cracker with no balls!!!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Is Oi Oi Oi, like OOH OOH OOH? haha

  11. Jack of Gulls Comic Avatar

    “Balls” are a figure of speech aren’t they?

  12. Tim Green Avatar

    Mazel Tov on the shirt, my friend!

  13. Jenn Avatar

    Awesome shirt! Short sweet and straight to the point!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      You trying to build up your comment count artificially?? haha

  14. Jenn Avatar

    Awesome shirt! Short sweet and straight to the point!

  15. Jenn Avatar

    Awesome shirt! Short sweet and straight to the point!

  16. Sheila Deeth Avatar

    Fun shirt. Fun thought. Forbidden flour. Forbidden yeast too I suppose. Forbidden fruit?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Great analogy Sheila.

  17. Mark Stokes Avatar

    Wear it or plotz!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Looking up plotz…..

  18. Deb Avatar

    Can I have pizza?…If I can’t have pizza then how can this be celebrating?. The shirt looks great! I’m going to tell a few that may be interested in this one.

    I’ve been behind bearman…and getting caught up now. When I was able to sit down at my pc my email box was so full with new post notification I thought I was going to be ill.

    I subscribed via email when you told me about it a few weeks ago, and again to day to validate. ๐Ÿ˜‰
    xo

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Wouldn’t it be flat bread pizza???

      Thank Deb. You may need to sign up again since I changed things but you will know after my next post.

      1. Deb Avatar

        I’ll keep my eyes open…thanks Bearman.