Today’s cartoon is not, I repeat NOT based on my life. I have a full head of green hair. Rather it was told to me by a friend who luckily has the kind of head that can pull off baldness.
I was out with the friend who told me this last night and was telling him I was going to post it. My wife said “Well Bearman doesn’t check out women’s boobs.” I replied “Well I guess I am sly enough that YOU don’t notice”
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89 responses to “Bald Men and Cleavage”
I didn’t think it was that obvious either, but you it is actually noticeable when someone’s eyes are not locked into yours. I have a coworker who optically fixates on my chin for some reason when we converse. 🙂
Maybe because you have leftovers from lunch stuck there.
Oh, you mean the leftovers I call dinner?
NO…that is just a snack.
Hometown Buffet is a snack.
You might just have a very attractive chin?
chins!!! haha
the trick to ogling a woman’s breasts without her noticing, Bearman, is to wear ‘shades’ or ‘reactolite’ specs 😳
That’s why like corey hart ” I wear my sunglasses at night”
You must be very sly then because all men that like women check out boobs. Just saying.
Have a terrific day. 🙂
I read my wife this comment and she busted out laughing
I wasn’t aware that they notice my bald head so maybe they are not aware of what I’m looking at either. Plus if they didn’t want them checked out they woould wear a really thick bulky jacket. If the jacket ain’t on it’s a dead give away that they want you to check ’em out
Weigh that noggin how could you NOT realize they are looking at your head. Then again with that giant mustache maybe they are looking at your face haha
I hate when they suddenly pull their jacket/cardigan closed & then you know they know then your sudden reaction of knowing they know shows that they know that you know that they know.
Finally…a guy that’s got a clue on this topic! Great observation, Bearman!
Sadly he is the only one who has stopped looking..haha
You aren’t alone ….
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2115250/Sir-Paul-McCartney-passes-perfect-gent-test-Former-Beatle-maintains-eye-contact-chat-topless-sunbather.html
wow, the topless gal is really long in the body
BS. He is wearing sunglasses. He peeked.
But you must realize that Sir Paul has seen soooo many boobs in his life span that by this time they’re rather passé.
I don’t have to look at women’s boobs, I draw them all day. 🙂
“I don’t have to look at women’s boobs, I draw them all day.” <– Shhhhhhhhhh dont say that! You will lose us all the "but its research" excuse!
Seriously Byron…don’t give up your excuses for research.
You can also call it “figure drawing from reference” 😀
Hold still, I am trying to take a mental picture for my figure studies.
…and if you suck at drawing, you can always trace!
Rub ons..
Hmm, I would just like to state that you men have it easy. It is pretty damn hard to look at a man’s crotch with out being noticed!!!
That and we don’t have penis cleavage. Though sometimes a plumbers butt.
Especially when you point and laugh.
I am telling your husband.
Sheez Bearman, a woman can tell a lot by looking at a man’s crotch …. and feet!!!
LIke his shoe size?
My wife totally notices when I’m staring at her cleavage, but never notices my other “mountain range viewing”. I just think she wants me looking at hers and ignores the rest.
be careful you might be pushed off the mountain
As long as she doesn’t get offended when you stare at hers.
Oh man! I always thought men never noticed my eyes gazing at their bald head…I feel so busted now…
Lesson learned!!
Excellent! Love this. Man I kind of wish I was bald. With perfect timing when she looks at my baldness, I could take that glance. HA! Timing is everything.
So true. I would be happy to shave your head so you could experiment.
Maybe you have heard this before (it’s sorta old):
Just because you are on a diet doesn’t mean you can’t read the menu.
Had to think about that one..haha
I don’t mind guys taking a sly glance at my boobs as long as they don’t forget about the more interactive parts of me. The face! I meant the face! (that didn’t quite come out quite the way I wanted it to)
LMAO “the more interactive parts of me” <– Im glad you clarified that 😀
Bwaaahhah Jande….you even made me blush.
That must light you up like a red and green christmas tree ornament! lol
so true.
Stealth ogling is a fine art form.
Are there ninja training lessons in it?
I like how you started out by talking about your manly mane of green hair.
I like it to be clear that my mane is intact since no one has seen me.
I’m one of those weirdos whose eyes tend to wander, not just to cleavages, but to ANYTHING, really. I chalk that up more to ADHD and the inability to really focus on a conversation (that’s right, I’m NOT a perv!).
If you ever meet me and I’m staring at your left earlobe, don’t take it personally.
I have seen your videos and believe me ADHD wouldn’t be the first thing people suspected about you. I would go with perv first.
Sorry, Bearman, I was to busy looking at your boob illustration to read today’s comic!
Sorry Tim did you say something?
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I didn’t even realize what this one was about at first.
I was totally making text-contact with that first woman the whole time, you know.
🙂
Text-contact? hahah
Sure ya don’t have a balding problem we all believe you, lol just kidding
I’ll post a bill lisleman pic of just my forehead.
I’ll be the first to admit I’ve always had that problem – er – habit of looking. It’s not intentional, but just happens. Oh well. They stare at my long nose (and no, I’m not being derogatory – I AM talking about my nose).
Derogatory? I thought you were trying to make a sexual reference.
Hey, bald is beautiful.
And it’s ridiculously easy peasy to check out women as a bald guy without getting into trouble.
So I am learning.
Now if they’re holding chocolate, well, it’s just too much to resist.
What if they are holding chocolate way above their head. Where do you look first?
Chocolate, every time.
Trust me, women notice this, you’re not that sly we just want you to think you are. Funny (and well drawn) cartoon.. btw when will you post an image of yourself so we know who’s underneath that green hair? Hmmm..?
When you all start buying enough crap that I can quit my day job and not worry about my boss finding out that I draw cartoons about guys checking out cleavage.
Good point. I’ll tell Trippin’ Rip he needs to step up the programming and make some real coin! Gotta go, I’ve got shopping to do.. 😉
Make sure to get Rip something with Lace.
Men everywhere are going over plans and blueprints, facts and figures, night after night to solve this riddle. Alas! I think you just have, it’s impossible.
Yes…time to give it up.
This is why we have sunglasses 😉
Sport em like Corey Hart
The probability of detection is directly proportional to the eyes’ angle of deflection.
I think the is some misconception here.
Now Bearman Nobody would think your bald. I mean you have a head full of flowing green hair. lol
That’s what I try to tell them JB
Bearman is a bad boy! 🙂 I guess I am too. 🙂
Good we should hang out so when you get blamed for staring I can look.
I dont need to stare at boobs, when I have mine to play with all day long! MOOBS- they are boobs men carry![smirk] [cough]
So you need to buy a BRO to keep those in.
I’m glad someone finally tackled this subject. It is one of those things all men do and depending on the how much they are out on display everyone does it. Sometimes you would have to be blind to miss them.
Now that is an informative use of math and angles. Who knew?
Well now you know. It is like the NBC More you Know thing here.
You need to get some sunglasses!
That’s what they tell me.
I think I’d be on the receiving end of this situation XD….glad we worked out the facebook comment thingy on my comics!
Sounds like you are just bragging now.