Bald Men and Cleavage

Bald Men and Cleavage Cartoon

Today’s cartoon is not, I repeat NOT based on my life.  I have a full head of green hair.  Rather it was told to me by a friend who luckily has the kind of head that can pull off baldness.

I was out with the friend who told me this last night and was telling him I was going to post it.  My wife said “Well Bearman doesn’t check out women’s boobs.”   I replied “Well I guess I am sly enough that YOU don’t notice”

Comments

89 responses to “Bald Men and Cleavage”

  1. George Avatar

    I didn’t think it was that obvious either, but you it is actually noticeable when someone’s eyes are not locked into yours. I have a coworker who optically fixates on my chin for some reason when we converse. 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Maybe because you have leftovers from lunch stuck there.

      1. George Avatar

        Oh, you mean the leftovers I call dinner?

        1. Bearman Avatar

          NO…that is just a snack.

          1. George Avatar

            Hometown Buffet is a snack.

    2. Brandon Avatar

      You might just have a very attractive chin?

      1. Bearman Avatar

        chins!!! haha

  2. duncanr Avatar

    the trick to ogling a woman’s breasts without her noticing, Bearman, is to wear ‘shades’ or ‘reactolite’ specs 😳

    1. Bearman Avatar

      That’s why like corey hart ” I wear my sunglasses at night”

  3. Comedy Plus Avatar

    You must be very sly then because all men that like women check out boobs. Just saying.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I read my wife this comment and she busted out laughing

  4. Tony McGurk Avatar

    I wasn’t aware that they notice my bald head so maybe they are not aware of what I’m looking at either. Plus if they didn’t want them checked out they woould wear a really thick bulky jacket. If the jacket ain’t on it’s a dead give away that they want you to check ’em out

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Weigh that noggin how could you NOT realize they are looking at your head. Then again with that giant mustache maybe they are looking at your face haha

      1. Tony McGurk Avatar

        I hate when they suddenly pull their jacket/cardigan closed & then you know they know then your sudden reaction of knowing they know shows that they know that you know that they know.

  5. Deb Avatar

    Finally…a guy that’s got a clue on this topic! Great observation, Bearman!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Sadly he is the only one who has stopped looking..haha

    1. nursemyra Avatar

      wow, the topless gal is really long in the body

      1. Bearman Avatar

        BS. He is wearing sunglasses. He peeked.

    2. Byron Avatar

      But you must realize that Sir Paul has seen soooo many boobs in his life span that by this time they’re rather passé.

      I don’t have to look at women’s boobs, I draw them all day. 🙂

      1. Andy Carolan Avatar

        “I don’t have to look at women’s boobs, I draw them all day.” <– Shhhhhhhhhh dont say that! You will lose us all the "but its research" excuse!

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Seriously Byron…don’t give up your excuses for research.

        2. JerryBenedict Avatar

          You can also call it “figure drawing from reference” 😀

          1. Bearman Avatar

            Hold still, I am trying to take a mental picture for my figure studies.

          2. DadaHyena Avatar

            …and if you suck at drawing, you can always trace!

  6. Friggin Loon Avatar

    Hmm, I would just like to state that you men have it easy. It is pretty damn hard to look at a man’s crotch with out being noticed!!!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      That and we don’t have penis cleavage. Though sometimes a plumbers butt.

    2. Young American Wisdom Avatar

      Especially when you point and laugh.

      1. Bearman Avatar

        I am telling your husband.

        1. Friggin Loon Avatar

          Sheez Bearman, a woman can tell a lot by looking at a man’s crotch …. and feet!!!

          1. Bearman Avatar

            LIke his shoe size?

  7. Warren Frantz Avatar

    My wife totally notices when I’m staring at her cleavage, but never notices my other “mountain range viewing”. I just think she wants me looking at hers and ignores the rest.

    1. lisleman Avatar

      be careful you might be pushed off the mountain

    2. Bearman Avatar

      As long as she doesn’t get offended when you stare at hers.

  8. Kellie Avatar

    Oh man! I always thought men never noticed my eyes gazing at their bald head…I feel so busted now…

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Lesson learned!!

  9. Timm Eubanks Avatar

    Excellent! Love this. Man I kind of wish I was bald. With perfect timing when she looks at my baldness, I could take that glance. HA! Timing is everything.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      So true. I would be happy to shave your head so you could experiment.

  10. lisleman Avatar

    Maybe you have heard this before (it’s sorta old):
    Just because you are on a diet doesn’t mean you can’t read the menu.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Had to think about that one..haha

  11. Jande Avatar

    I don’t mind guys taking a sly glance at my boobs as long as they don’t forget about the more interactive parts of me. The face! I meant the face! (that didn’t quite come out quite the way I wanted it to)

    1. Andy Carolan Avatar

      LMAO “the more interactive parts of me” <– Im glad you clarified that 😀

    2. Bearman Avatar

      Bwaaahhah Jande….you even made me blush.

      1. Jande Avatar

        That must light you up like a red and green christmas tree ornament! lol

  12. Mark Stokes Avatar

    Stealth ogling is a fine art form.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Are there ninja training lessons in it?

  13. James Avatar

    I like how you started out by talking about your manly mane of green hair.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I like it to be clear that my mane is intact since no one has seen me.

  14. DadaHyena Avatar

    I’m one of those weirdos whose eyes tend to wander, not just to cleavages, but to ANYTHING, really. I chalk that up more to ADHD and the inability to really focus on a conversation (that’s right, I’m NOT a perv!).

    If you ever meet me and I’m staring at your left earlobe, don’t take it personally.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I have seen your videos and believe me ADHD wouldn’t be the first thing people suspected about you. I would go with perv first.

  15. Tim Green Avatar

    Sorry, Bearman, I was to busy looking at your boob illustration to read today’s comic!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Sorry Tim did you say something?

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  17. SpilledInkGuy Avatar

    I didn’t even realize what this one was about at first.
    I was totally making text-contact with that first woman the whole time, you know.
    🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Text-contact? hahah

  18. Rent Textbooks Avatar

    Sure ya don’t have a balding problem we all believe you, lol just kidding

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I’ll post a bill lisleman pic of just my forehead.

  19. Nate Fakes Avatar

    I’ll be the first to admit I’ve always had that problem – er – habit of looking. It’s not intentional, but just happens. Oh well. They stare at my long nose (and no, I’m not being derogatory – I AM talking about my nose).

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Derogatory? I thought you were trying to make a sexual reference.

  20. G Avatar

    Hey, bald is beautiful.

    And it’s ridiculously easy peasy to check out women as a bald guy without getting into trouble.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      So I am learning.

  21. Binky Avatar

    Now if they’re holding chocolate, well, it’s just too much to resist.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      What if they are holding chocolate way above their head. Where do you look first?

      1. Binky Avatar

        Chocolate, every time.

  22. Lynn Avatar

    Trust me, women notice this, you’re not that sly we just want you to think you are. Funny (and well drawn) cartoon.. btw when will you post an image of yourself so we know who’s underneath that green hair? Hmmm..?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      When you all start buying enough crap that I can quit my day job and not worry about my boss finding out that I draw cartoons about guys checking out cleavage.

      1. Lynn Avatar

        Good point. I’ll tell Trippin’ Rip he needs to step up the programming and make some real coin! Gotta go, I’ve got shopping to do.. 😉

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Make sure to get Rip something with Lace.

  23. Jack of Gulls Comic Avatar

    Men everywhere are going over plans and blueprints, facts and figures, night after night to solve this riddle. Alas! I think you just have, it’s impossible.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Yes…time to give it up.

  24. Brandon Avatar

    This is why we have sunglasses 😉

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Sport em like Corey Hart

  25. Binky Avatar

    The probability of detection is directly proportional to the eyes’ angle of deflection.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I think the is some misconception here.

  26. jb Avatar

    Now Bearman Nobody would think your bald. I mean you have a head full of flowing green hair. lol

    1. Bearman Avatar

      That’s what I try to tell them JB

  27. Gooberandcindy.com Avatar

    Bearman is a bad boy! 🙂 I guess I am too. 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Good we should hang out so when you get blamed for staring I can look.

  28. jynksie Avatar

    I dont need to stare at boobs, when I have mine to play with all day long! MOOBS- they are boobs men carry![smirk] [cough]

    1. Bearman Avatar

      So you need to buy a BRO to keep those in.

  29. Frank M Hansen Avatar

    I’m glad someone finally tackled this subject. It is one of those things all men do and depending on the how much they are out on display everyone does it. Sometimes you would have to be blind to miss them.

  30. Chris K Avatar

    Now that is an informative use of math and angles. Who knew?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Well now you know. It is like the NBC More you Know thing here.

  31. Tony DiGerolamo Avatar

    You need to get some sunglasses!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      That’s what they tell me.

  32. Jenn Avatar

    I think I’d be on the receiving end of this situation XD….glad we worked out the facebook comment thingy on my comics!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Sounds like you are just bragging now.