Happy Valentine’s Day Greeting Card

COVER
Zombie Valentines Day Greeting Card Cover

INSIDE
Zombie Valentine's Day Greeting Card Inside

Happy Valentine’s Day. Don’t let those Zombies eat your heart out. Does anyone celebrate Valentine’s Day outside the United States?

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85 responses to “Happy Valentine’s Day Greeting Card”

  1. Warren Frantz Avatar

    My wife is working on Valentine’s Day, so we’ll go out on a day close by. Perhaps it should be a Statutory Holiday…. Get paid to make love… Wait a sec! Isn’t that…

    1. Joel Avatar
      Joel

      My job already pays me to nap, that’s just the next logical step.

      1. Bearman Avatar

        I would think napping would be the ultimate step in doing nothing and getting paid.

    2. Bearman Avatar

      Probably why Valentine’s Day is also known as VD!!

      1. Rent Textbooks Avatar

        OMG that is hilarious!

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Who? Which part?

  2. Colleen from Tix-Comix Avatar

    Is that a newly evolved subspecies of zombie? I think the heart eaters might have a slight adaptation advantage over the traditional brain eaters (I was gonna say survival but that’s actually not quite the case is it?) because the heart is easier to get out. My one complaint: You didn’t make it gory enough!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Well I could have had a big gaping hole in the guys chest but that would have given away the punchline.

  3. Chris K Avatar

    Zombie eating a heart? Hmmm, after they eat brains, I wonder if that is the next thing they go for.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Have you been going around the internet. If I was a zombie I would avoid some of the “brains” out there myself.

  4. Comedy Plus Avatar

    Well she took that literally. Bwahahahahahaha.

    Have a terrific day and a happy Valentines day too. 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      That’s the first for a woman right??

  5. George Avatar

    It’s good that she knows how to recycle what she steals. He’ll always be a part of her. 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Well at least for about 24 hours.

  6. Deb Avatar

    Oh, she’s adorable!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      You are very open to your interpretation of beauty.

  7. Tony McGurk Avatar

    Saw the cover & before I scrolled down I just expected a funny little verse. Zombie girl totally cracked me up.
    Hmmm…
    Zombie Girl…
    Sounds like you may have hit on a good idea for a regular comic series…

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Great…you do it. I don’t do comic series.

  8. lisleman Avatar

    Good zombie twist on V-day. The first drawing left me thinking it should read you stole my glasses but the inside makes more sense.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      She may have stolen his heart but he still has a wandering eye.

      1. Fairy Face Avatar
        Fairy Face

        Which guy hasn’t Bearman?

        1. Bearman Avatar

          You can look but don’t touch.

          1. Fairy Face Avatar
            Fairy Face

            There’s looking and there is LOOKING !

  9. Binky Avatar

    Those Zombies will eat steal.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I’ve met a few hearts that tough.

    2. Binky Avatar

      Hey, who wrote that comment??

      I meant to say those Zombies will eat anything.

  10. Bo Lumpkin Avatar

    Great card and no I don’t celebrate Valentines day outside the US.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      You’re such a joker funny man. haha

      1. Bo Lumpkin Avatar

        Does that mean Batman hates me?

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Among others. hah

          1. Bo Lumpkin Avatar

            Only because I fight for Truth, Humor and the Gatorhead Way. Wake up America and smell the Stockyards.

            I might just do me some superhero comics. You inspire me Bat…er Bearman.

          2. Bearman Avatar

            Can I be the villain??

  11. Hjörtur Hjartarson Avatar

    At least she didn’t take his brain :o)

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Did you see who he fell for. He had no brain.

  12. G Avatar

    Okay, that was simply brutal and yet, in a very strange way, spot on and enjoyable.

    Can’t begin to tell you how much I simply loathe Valentine’s day, and it’s not because I don’t love my wife (I do), but my wife’s b’day is today, the day before, which of course always makes it extremely difficult to do anything worthwhile/romantic with her.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I call that a freebie. Birthday and VD rolled into one.

  13. Friggin Loon Avatar

    Of course we celebrate Down Under 🙄

    1. Bearman Avatar

      How the heck do I know. You don’t celebrate Thanksgiving. haha

      1. nursemyra Avatar

        We do if we live next door to Americans 😉

  14. JerryBenedict Avatar

    Romances with zombies never last!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      They fall apart….literally

  15. MJ Avatar

    A very disheartening experience. Ha,ha,ha!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      exxxxxxxxxactly.

  16. Mort J. Moose Avatar

    Now this is the kind of card I can really get behind.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      So you will buy one if I sell it??? Mark him down!!

  17. Mark Stokes Avatar

    Tastiest Valentine’s Card ever!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      nahhh…I prefer the giant hershey’s kiss

  18. Jande Avatar

    Hahah! (I hate zombies so they won’t be getting MY heart tomorrow –besides which, I already gave it to Mal for safekeeping) ;`)

    Good cartoon!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      He keeps it in a jar on his dresser.

  19. DadaHyena Avatar

    Because no one does romance like George A. Romero!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      George Ford says he does.

  20. Frank M Hansen Avatar

    Awesome card. I wish I had thought of it. Seriously – really clever and funny.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      We should all do the same gag one day in our own styles and see what happens.

  21. Nate Fakes Avatar

    At least it didn’t like him for his brains. You should sell this!

    1. Nate Fakes Avatar

      And I just noticed how late I am to the party. Seems like someone always says the same comment before I do. Jeez…I really need to get here earlier, or come up with original material.

      1. Bearman Avatar

        I thought you stole all your gags? haha j/k

  22. Friggin Loon Avatar

    Roses, dinner and champagne, oh yeah!

    1. Binky Avatar

      And that’s just breakfast!

      1. Bearman Avatar

        Binky eats flowers?

        1. Binky Avatar

          Roots, shoots, flowers, trees, log cabins. . .

  23. bschooled Avatar

    At least she got a free meal out of it…

    1. Bearman Avatar

      He got her a meal…does he expect sex now?

  24. Scholar Mel Avatar

    I’m usually outside the United States but will be in the States for a few months, so I have forgotten if they celebrate it in lederhosen land.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Why not call up a friend over there and wish her a Happy Valentine’s Day. If she says WTF then you have your answer.

      1. Scholar Mel Avatar

        And if she did know what I was talking about she would probably wonder what my wife thinks about that. 😉

        1. Bearman Avatar

          I don’t know how to say threesome in german.

  25. Miss R Avatar

    You have captured BOTH of my ex-husbands -albeit in a feminine manner- in this wonderful V Day offering. Have you been snooping in the YoYo-Dyne files again??
    As always Bearman, you are the BRAAAAAAIIINS of the operation

    1. Bearman Avatar

      2 ex husbands….hmmmm I am wondering what the common denominator is here..ha ha j/k

  26. Red Avatar

    Instead of filling it with heart-shaped confetti, I would fill this with fleas…or maybe crabs. The gift which keeps on giving.
    Red.
    PS Is there a case discount?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Last thing you want is your lover to give you crabs…just saying

  27. starlaschat Avatar
    starlaschat

    Eeew crabs a Valentines day favorite. Great Card stand aside Hallmark.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Don’t stand aside Hallmark…BUY from me Hallmark

  28. James Avatar

    If you got involved in the greeting card business you would be rich my friend.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I don’t think the greeting card business is doing so well on its own.

  29. SpilledInkGuy Avatar

    Hahaha…
    I hope this isn’t one of those audio cards…
    (zombies are always chewing with their mouths open).
    🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      nom nom nom nom

  30. Brandon Avatar

    Canada does celebrate Valentine’s…it just involves a lot of maple syrup and bacon.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      That’s because you LOVE breakfast.

  31. The Good Greatsby Avatar

    But that’s the only way to literally steal someone’s heart.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I was going to pull back and have him in a bathtub with the words call 911 or you will die but I figure losing a heart would be instantaneous.

  32. planetross Avatar

    Valentine’s Day is celebrated in Japan, but only women give chocolate to men.
    … and on March 14th, men give all the women who gave them chocolate on Valentine’s Day chocolate or more expensive stuff.

    note: it’s a total rip!