Happy Valentine’s Day Greeting Card
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Happy Valentine’s Day. Don’t let those Zombies eat your heart out. Does anyone celebrate Valentine’s Day outside the United States?
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My wife is working on Valentine’s Day, so we’ll go out on a day close by. Perhaps it should be a Statutory Holiday…. Get paid to make love… Wait a sec! Isn’t that…
My job already pays me to nap, that’s just the next logical step.
I would think napping would be the ultimate step in doing nothing and getting paid.
Probably why Valentine’s Day is also known as VD!!
OMG that is hilarious!
Who? Which part?
Is that a newly evolved subspecies of zombie? I think the heart eaters might have a slight adaptation advantage over the traditional brain eaters (I was gonna say survival but that’s actually not quite the case is it?) because the heart is easier to get out. My one complaint: You didn’t make it gory enough!
Well I could have had a big gaping hole in the guys chest but that would have given away the punchline.
Zombie eating a heart? Hmmm, after they eat brains, I wonder if that is the next thing they go for.
Have you been going around the internet. If I was a zombie I would avoid some of the “brains” out there myself.
Well she took that literally. Bwahahahahahaha.
Have a terrific day and a happy Valentines day too.
That’s the first for a woman right??
It’s good that she knows how to recycle what she steals. He’ll always be a part of her.
Well at least for about 24 hours.
Oh, she’s adorable!
You are very open to your interpretation of beauty.
Lol
Saw the cover & before I scrolled down I just expected a funny little verse. Zombie girl totally cracked me up.
Hmmm…
Zombie Girl…
Sounds like you may have hit on a good idea for a regular comic series…
Great…you do it. I don’t do comic series.
Good zombie twist on V-day. The first drawing left me thinking it should read you stole my glasses but the inside makes more sense.
She may have stolen his heart but he still has a wandering eye.
Which guy hasn’t Bearman?
You can look but don’t touch.
There’s looking and there is LOOKING !
True.
Those Zombies will eat steal.
I’ve met a few hearts that tough.
Hey, who wrote that comment??
I meant to say those Zombies will eat anything.
Great card and no I don’t celebrate Valentines day outside the US.
You’re such a joker funny man. haha
Does that mean Batman hates me?
Among others. hah
Only because I fight for Truth, Humor and the Gatorhead Way. Wake up America and smell the Stockyards.
I might just do me some superhero comics. You inspire me Bat…er Bearman.
Can I be the villain??
At least she didn’t take his brain
)
Did you see who he fell for. He had no brain.
Okay, that was simply brutal and yet, in a very strange way, spot on and enjoyable.
Can’t begin to tell you how much I simply loathe Valentine’s day, and it’s not because I don’t love my wife (I do), but my wife’s b’day is today, the day before, which of course always makes it extremely difficult to do anything worthwhile/romantic with her.
I call that a freebie. Birthday and VD rolled into one.
Of course we celebrate Down Under
How the heck do I know. You don’t celebrate Thanksgiving. haha
We do if we live next door to Americans
Romances with zombies never last!
They fall apart….literally
A very disheartening experience. Ha,ha,ha!
exxxxxxxxxactly.
Now this is the kind of card I can really get behind.
So you will buy one if I sell it??? Mark him down!!
Tastiest Valentine’s Card ever!
nahhh…I prefer the giant hershey’s kiss
Hahah! (I hate zombies so they won’t be getting MY heart tomorrow –besides which, I already gave it to Mal for safekeeping) ;`)
Good cartoon!
He keeps it in a jar on his dresser.
Because no one does romance like George A. Romero!
George Ford says he does.
Awesome card. I wish I had thought of it. Seriously – really clever and funny.
We should all do the same gag one day in our own styles and see what happens.
At least it didn’t like him for his brains. You should sell this!
And I just noticed how late I am to the party. Seems like someone always says the same comment before I do. Jeez…I really need to get here earlier, or come up with original material.
I thought you stole all your gags? haha j/k
Roses, dinner and champagne, oh yeah!
And that’s just breakfast!
Binky eats flowers?
Roots, shoots, flowers, trees, log cabins. . .
At least she got a free meal out of it…
He got her a meal…does he expect sex now?
I’m usually outside the United States but will be in the States for a few months, so I have forgotten if they celebrate it in lederhosen land.
Why not call up a friend over there and wish her a Happy Valentine’s Day. If she says WTF then you have your answer.
And if she did know what I was talking about she would probably wonder what my wife thinks about that.
I don’t know how to say threesome in german.
ha! love it!
You have captured BOTH of my ex-husbands -albeit in a feminine manner- in this wonderful V Day offering. Have you been snooping in the YoYo-Dyne files again??
As always Bearman, you are the BRAAAAAAIIINS of the operation
2 ex husbands….hmmmm I am wondering what the common denominator is here..ha ha j/k
Instead of filling it with heart-shaped confetti, I would fill this with fleas…or maybe crabs. The gift which keeps on giving.
Red.
PS Is there a case discount?
Last thing you want is your lover to give you crabs…just saying
Eeew crabs a Valentines day favorite. Great Card stand aside Hallmark.
Don’t stand aside Hallmark…BUY from me Hallmark
If you got involved in the greeting card business you would be rich my friend.
I don’t think the greeting card business is doing so well on its own.
Hahaha…
I hope this isn’t one of those audio cards…
(zombies are always chewing with their mouths open).
nom nom nom nom
Canada does celebrate Valentine’s…it just involves a lot of maple syrup and bacon.
That’s because you LOVE breakfast.
But that’s the only way to literally steal someone’s heart.
I was going to pull back and have him in a bathtub with the words call 911 or you will die but I figure losing a heart would be instantaneous.
Valentine’s Day is celebrated in Japan, but only women give chocolate to men.
… and on March 14th, men give all the women who gave them chocolate on Valentine’s Day chocolate or more expensive stuff.
note: it’s a total rip!