What is Your Porn Star Name?

I’ve seen some things floating around the web describing the steps for people to figure out their Blues Singer name.   We never played that game but we did ask people their Porn Star Name.   Plus when else am I going to be able to fit a caricature of Adult Film star legend Ron Jeremy into a cartoon post.  So fess up Bearmaniacs….what is yours?

Oh and someone pointed out that this might be security answers on websites and you may  so your alternative is to tell us your Middle Name and the First Car you Drove.

UPDATE:

The guys at Obscure Gentlemen webcomic actually cared what I have to say.  Go check out my interview with them.  Aidan, George and Tony better go because I give you shout outs.

Comments

89 responses to “What is Your Porn Star Name?”

    1. Bearman Avatar

      RUDDERow…make sure you stay on the Straight and narrow..

  1. Mark Stokes Avatar

    Spot Baxter. Great drawing of Ronald Jeremy Hyatt!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Hyatt…really. He could have married Paris Hilton for a Hyatt/Hilton merger.

  2. MJ Avatar

    I’m not much for these things, but the caricature is awesome!

  3. Dr. X Avatar

    Sandy Truman?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Sounds Political

  4. James Avatar

    Fido Summerwood!

  5. DadaHyena Avatar

    Not only did you give me a shout-out, it looks like you drew me in your post above! Okay, no, not really…I comb my hair over my bald spot.

    And I’m also pretty sure EVERY cartoonist has undiagnosed A.D.D. I know I do.

    1. JerryBenedict Avatar

      I’m an exception… I have DIAGNOSED A.D.D.!

      1. George Avatar

        Shucks, I’m just a slightly highly-functioning undiagnosed autistic artist.

        1. Bearman Avatar

          I buy it from the other guys but George you are the most focused cartoonists I know. I would have given up 5 days a week after the first week.

          1. George Avatar

            Where do you think this focus comes from besides a dedicated autistic who must have a repetitive, constant template and a plan of action that mustn’t deviate no matter what the cost? I’d probably post twice a day if i could figure out how to do it using the ComicPress I’m currently utilizing. 🙂

          2. Bearman Avatar

            Do two different comic strips

  6. duncanr Avatar

    BooBoo Arthur 😆

    1. Bearman Avatar

      You related to Bea??

  7. Tony McGurk Avatar

    Spotty Dixon
    Your porn star bloke looks like Burt Reynolds

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Spotty Dixon..haha You may need to get that checked out.

      Ron Jeremy not Burt. Ron is a 70s porn guy who can’t seem to give it up.

  8. Ahmnodt heare Avatar

    Bingo Center (Sounds like a senior porn star.)

      1. Bearman Avatar

        I am sure there is a fetish for everyone.

  9. George Avatar

    Great Ron Jeremy caricature! I knew right off the bat who he was. 🙂

    I don;t think I like the ring of “Rusty Smallwood”, but there you have it. 🙁

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Smallwood…hahahahhah

      1. George Avatar

        I prefer to go by Rusty, thank you.

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Stumpy Smallwood more like it.

  10. George Avatar

    Spotty and Boo-Boo sound like they’d be great for “watersports” flicks.

      1. George Avatar

        “Eweww” is that you know what “watersports” flicks are. 😛

  11. nursemyra Avatar

    Willie Middleton

    1. Bearman Avatar

      haha…another classic.

  12. Miss R Avatar

    First, love the Jeremy cartoon. Spot on -grin-. Oh, and Spot On is not the name you’re looking for. It’s far far worse….
    The porn name -eyes dart around room furtively- Stuffy Lakewood.
    Oh dear god that may be a REAL porn name

    1. Friggin Loon Avatar

      You had a pet called Stuffy? Who would name…ah never mind 🙄

      1. Miss R Avatar

        Loon: Blame my parents. I was a Navy brat, so cocktail parties were a part of the parental lives. Just know that one of their friends had a cat named Bourbon, so I can only guess that ‘Stuffy’ was short for some kind of alcohol popular in the early 60’s.
        Maybe I should call mom…

    2. Bearman Avatar

      Well I see you showed up here…you haven’t seen your pic on G+ stuffy..

      1. Miss R Avatar

        Life rudely interrupted my web time. Hate when that happens 🙁

    3. Red Avatar

      Oh. My. Miss R, I never would have guessed.
      Red.

  13. Friggin Loon Avatar

    Spartacus Glebe

    Hmm, that’s disappointing 🙁

    1. Bearman Avatar

      How do you pronounce Glebe. as in Glebe or Glebee.

      The first sounds like an STD

    2. Miss R Avatar

      I’m kind of liking the Spartacus thing, Glad-he-ate-her (-to coin a 7th grade joke-)

  14. Ahmnodt heare Avatar

    If I was to use today’s pet and street, it would sound a little bit more like a porn star. Murray Keystone.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Keystone…as in beer?

      1. Ahmnodt heare Avatar

        More like as in the “Kops.”

  15. Rent Textbooks Avatar

    Mine is Soda Pop Custis, LMAO

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Soda Pop? That is a first.

  16. Deb Avatar

    Buddy Broadway

    1. Bearman Avatar

      We need to feminize that for you.

      1. Binky Avatar

        Buddie Broadway?

          1. Deb Avatar

            What’s the difference?

          2. Bearman Avatar

            Buddy is a boys name Buddie is a girls duh..haha

  17. lisleman Avatar

    Childhood dog was named Rusty so now that I’m over the hill it fits.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      That makes 3 of us with a pet named Rusty at some point in our lives.

  18. SpilledInkGuy Avatar

    Hilarious!
    And Queenie Springbrook.
    Can I go with the second option, though… because I like ‘Jay Silverado’ quite a bit more…
    🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Jay is much more fitting.

      1. SpilledInkGuy Avatar

        Did you include your name in this post, Bearman…
        even the producer needs his name in the credits, you know….
        🙂

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Bozo Ellison hahah

    2. Red Avatar

      I don’t know, SIG. You may make quite a splash as Queenie!
      Red.

      1. Bearman Avatar

        He makes a splash anyway. haha

    3. Miss R Avatar

      Jay Silverado is SO porn! Dig that one SIG!

  19. Justin Avatar

    Funny enough, my first pet’s name was “Sarah”. I’m sure that would’ve confused quite a few people.

  20. Hjortur Avatar

    Haha! My name is no good.. “Hvera Vegghamrar”.

    1. Binky Avatar

      I like “Vegghamrar”

      1. Bearman Avatar

        We’ll just make it Howard Vegemite

      2. Hjortur Avatar

        Vegghamrar = Wall Hammers

        1. Binky Avatar

          When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a wall. Or something like that.

          1. Bearman Avatar

            Wall Hammers…haha Why didn’t you say that in the first place. Things are funnier in English.

  21. Tony DiGerolamo Avatar

    Spot Fourth. Almost sounds dirty.

  22. Nate Fakes Avatar

    I’ve done this before. Mine is pretty good: Barney Piper

    1. Bearman Avatar

      hahah. If Barney Fife and Roddy Piper had a kid it would be you

  23. bschooled Avatar

    pussin temple vale way

    But Bschooled rolls off the tongue better…

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Pussin B Schooled is even better.

  24. Jenn Avatar

    Tussel Truesdale! Eew, I sound like an ol granny..granny porn star?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      haha it does. But I am sure someone would be into that.

  25. MC/Curtis Avatar

    Brick 51st Street!
    Darn… Mine doesn’t really work. Brick is good though.
    I’d prefer Tiny Smalls!
    Or better yet The Adult Space Adventures of Captain Tiny Smalls!
    Not that I’ve thought about it at all.
    I’m just kidding of course.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Tiny Smalls doesn’t sound so uh what is the word…appealing.

  26. jynksie Avatar

    “Peppy High” would be my porn name based on your criteria. Sounds like a transsexual stripper name, no? [smirk]

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Or an illegal narcotic.

  27. She Speaks Avatar

    Dork Rural Route 4. Ummmm… just doesn’t have that shine to it.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      With a pet named “dork” I wouldnt know if my sisters were calling for the dog or for me.

  28. Red Avatar

    Cash Redbud.

    Yes, I am in it for the money and the drugs.
    Red.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      And therefore your nickname (it has nothing to do with your hair..haha)

      1. Red Avatar

        No, no. RedBUD. Not RedBUSH. 😉 ROFL!
        Red.

    2. Miss R Avatar

      Red, where are you dancing these days?

      1. Red Avatar

        Did you get the pole put up in your house?? *Wicked Evil Grin*
        Red.
        xxx

  29. Young American Wisdom Avatar

    Pumpkin Balita…for the finale I carve a pumpkin with my teeth.

  30. planetross Avatar

    People use their pornstar names for security answers on websites? … that’s silly!

    “Willy Jaynes” … the last name isn’t very exciting as it’s my real last name … but with a “y” in it.

    so I’ll go with “Ed Corolla”