I’ve seen some things floating around the web describing the steps for people to figure out their Blues Singer name. We never played that game but we did ask people their Porn Star Name. Plus when else am I going to be able to fit a caricature of Adult Film star legend Ron Jeremy into a cartoon post. So fess up Bearmaniacs….what is yours?
Oh and someone pointed out that this might be security answers on websites and you may so your alternative is to tell us your Middle Name and the First Car you Drove.
UPDATE:
The guys at Obscure Gentlemen webcomic actually cared what I have to say. Go check out my interview with them. Aidan, George and Tony better go because I give you shout outs.
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89 responses to “What is Your Porn Star Name?”
Tom Rudderow!
RUDDERow…make sure you stay on the Straight and narrow..
Spot Baxter. Great drawing of Ronald Jeremy Hyatt!
Hyatt…really. He could have married Paris Hilton for a Hyatt/Hilton merger.
I’m not much for these things, but the caricature is awesome!
thanks mj!
Sandy Truman?
Sounds Political
Fido Summerwood!
Not only did you give me a shout-out, it looks like you drew me in your post above! Okay, no, not really…I comb my hair over my bald spot.
And I’m also pretty sure EVERY cartoonist has undiagnosed A.D.D. I know I do.
I’m an exception… I have DIAGNOSED A.D.D.!
Shucks, I’m just a slightly highly-functioning undiagnosed autistic artist.
I buy it from the other guys but George you are the most focused cartoonists I know. I would have given up 5 days a week after the first week.
Where do you think this focus comes from besides a dedicated autistic who must have a repetitive, constant template and a plan of action that mustn’t deviate no matter what the cost? I’d probably post twice a day if i could figure out how to do it using the ComicPress I’m currently utilizing. 🙂
Do two different comic strips
BooBoo Arthur 😆
You related to Bea??
Spotty Dixon
Your porn star bloke looks like Burt Reynolds
Spotty Dixon..haha You may need to get that checked out.
Ron Jeremy not Burt. Ron is a 70s porn guy who can’t seem to give it up.
Bingo Center (Sounds like a senior porn star.)
yea it does!
I am sure there is a fetish for everyone.
Great Ron Jeremy caricature! I knew right off the bat who he was. 🙂
I don;t think I like the ring of “Rusty Smallwood”, but there you have it. 🙁
Smallwood…hahahahhah
I prefer to go by Rusty, thank you.
Stumpy Smallwood more like it.
Spotty and Boo-Boo sound like they’d be great for “watersports” flicks.
ewwwwwwwww
“Eweww” is that you know what “watersports” flicks are. 😛
Willie Middleton
haha…another classic.
First, love the Jeremy cartoon. Spot on -grin-. Oh, and Spot On is not the name you’re looking for. It’s far far worse….
The porn name -eyes dart around room furtively- Stuffy Lakewood.
Oh dear god that may be a REAL porn name
You had a pet called Stuffy? Who would name…ah never mind 🙄
Loon: Blame my parents. I was a Navy brat, so cocktail parties were a part of the parental lives. Just know that one of their friends had a cat named Bourbon, so I can only guess that ‘Stuffy’ was short for some kind of alcohol popular in the early 60’s.
Maybe I should call mom…
Well I see you showed up here…you haven’t seen your pic on G+ stuffy..
Life rudely interrupted my web time. Hate when that happens 🙁
Oh. My. Miss R, I never would have guessed.
Red.
Spartacus Glebe
Hmm, that’s disappointing 🙁
How do you pronounce Glebe. as in Glebe or Glebee.
The first sounds like an STD
I’m kind of liking the Spartacus thing, Glad-he-ate-her (-to coin a 7th grade joke-)
If I was to use today’s pet and street, it would sound a little bit more like a porn star. Murray Keystone.
Keystone…as in beer?
More like as in the “Kops.”
Mine is Soda Pop Custis, LMAO
Soda Pop? That is a first.
Buddy Broadway
We need to feminize that for you.
Buddie Broadway?
better.
What’s the difference?
Buddy is a boys name Buddie is a girls duh..haha
Childhood dog was named Rusty so now that I’m over the hill it fits.
That makes 3 of us with a pet named Rusty at some point in our lives.
Hilarious!
And Queenie Springbrook.
Can I go with the second option, though… because I like ‘Jay Silverado’ quite a bit more…
🙂
Jay is much more fitting.
Did you include your name in this post, Bearman…
even the producer needs his name in the credits, you know….
🙂
Bozo Ellison hahah
I don’t know, SIG. You may make quite a splash as Queenie!
Red.
He makes a splash anyway. haha
Jay Silverado is SO porn! Dig that one SIG!
Funny enough, my first pet’s name was “Sarah”. I’m sure that would’ve confused quite a few people.
Haha! My name is no good.. “Hvera Vegghamrar”.
I like “Vegghamrar”
We’ll just make it Howard Vegemite
HAHA!
Vegghamrar = Wall Hammers
When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a wall. Or something like that.
Wall Hammers…haha Why didn’t you say that in the first place. Things are funnier in English.
Spot Fourth. Almost sounds dirty.
Another STD
I’ve done this before. Mine is pretty good: Barney Piper
hahah. If Barney Fife and Roddy Piper had a kid it would be you
pussin temple vale way
But Bschooled rolls off the tongue better…
Pussin B Schooled is even better.
Tussel Truesdale! Eew, I sound like an ol granny..granny porn star?
haha it does. But I am sure someone would be into that.
Brick 51st Street!
Darn… Mine doesn’t really work. Brick is good though.
I’d prefer Tiny Smalls!
Or better yet The Adult Space Adventures of Captain Tiny Smalls!
Not that I’ve thought about it at all.
I’m just kidding of course.
Tiny Smalls doesn’t sound so uh what is the word…appealing.
“Peppy High” would be my porn name based on your criteria. Sounds like a transsexual stripper name, no? [smirk]
Or an illegal narcotic.
Dork Rural Route 4. Ummmm… just doesn’t have that shine to it.
With a pet named “dork” I wouldnt know if my sisters were calling for the dog or for me.
Cash Redbud.
Yes, I am in it for the money and the drugs.
Red.
And therefore your nickname (it has nothing to do with your hair..haha)
No, no. RedBUD. Not RedBUSH. 😉 ROFL!
Red.
Red, where are you dancing these days?
Did you get the pole put up in your house?? *Wicked Evil Grin*
Red.
xxx
Pumpkin Balita…for the finale I carve a pumpkin with my teeth.
People use their pornstar names for security answers on websites? … that’s silly!
“Willy Jaynes” … the last name isn’t very exciting as it’s my real last name … but with a “y” in it.
so I’ll go with “Ed Corolla”