Marge Simpson Playboy Centerfold Pictorial

I am sure I am not the first to think about this cartoon idea when I heard that Marge Simpson is going to be the centerfold on an upcoming issue of Playboy Magazine. I guess the phrase does the carpet match the curtains is true in her case.

I hear there is a huge following for cartoon porn. Personally I don’t get it. On the bright side I guess I’ll get a lot of traffic from pervs.

10 12 09 Bearman Cartoon Marge Simpson Playboy

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73 responses to “Marge Simpson Playboy Centerfold Pictorial”

  1. John K Avatar

    yeah… I think that Playboy has totally jumped the shark with this…

    1. bearmancartoons Avatar

      Well they are getting a lot of publicity from it.

  2. Nate Fakes Avatar

    That is awesome! Lol. The funny thing is I could only imagine it being that way.

    1. bearmancartoons Avatar

      Your sick that way.

  3. Susi Spice Avatar

    looks like she has a blue hair covered peepee… or fireman if u will… i read ages ago that in Japan there was a man who launched an actual petition so that laws could be changed to include the ability to marry a cartoon character… and they say americans are weird… haha

    1. bearmancartoons Avatar

      that was the fear using that pose but I was trying NOT to be so graphic.

  4. spilledinkguy Avatar
    spilledinkguy

    D’oh! 🙂

    1. spilledinkguy Avatar
      spilledinkguy

      By the way, Mr. B – my curiosity has gotten the better of me – is your word press avatar a ‘toonified quasi self-portrait?!

      1. bearmancartoons Avatar

        No…I am much better looking.

          1. bearmancartoons Avatar

            What are you peeking in my window? Are you saying I can’t be better looking than a triangle faced green haired guy with his tongue out?

          2. Susi Spice Avatar

            i plead the 5th…PS u left your jar of mayonnaise without the lid on in your kitchen… ..i mean… I SENSE it….

          3. bearmancartoons Avatar

            Hate mayo. I use Miracle Whip. Wrong house..haha

  5. Jordasche Bledsoe Avatar

    LMFAO – that is great and so fitting Bear. I love it, I’ll post the link on my facebook pages.

    1. bearmancartoons Avatar

      Thanks Jo, Jor, Jordy.

      1. Jordasche Bledsoe Avatar

        You are more than welcome.

  6. bschooled Avatar

    Who knew she had such a kickin’ body under that non-descript tube dress?

    1. bearmancartoons Avatar

      She’s not bad…she’s just drawn that way.

  7. thedailyuplift Avatar

    Cartoon porn? Yeah I don’t get it either….but traffic is traffic. I have had some weird Google search hits from time to time. My personal ewwww fave is “Gay Indian Horse Sex”. Which of course is not on my site. LOL
    It will be funny to see how all the pervs get to your site.

    1. bearmancartoons Avatar

      Usually they have it bookmarked. As you can see I get the same perv commenters all the time.haha j/k

  8. AndyCarolan Avatar

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! her special place could do with a bit of a defrizz i think though 😀

    1. bearmancartoons Avatar

      Don’t worry…Playboy is known to Photoshop their pictures.

      1. frigginloon Avatar

        Oh so it hasn’t been photoshopped!!!! Ewh!

  9. tannerleah Avatar

    I would most definitely hit that.

    1. bearmancartoons Avatar

      The shorter list is the one that lists those you wouldn’t

  10. David Avatar

    HA! That’d be funny instead of pixelated or blacked-out parts there would be a giant blue beehive over the naughty bits in pictures.

    1. bearmancartoons Avatar

      Doesn’t Marge know she could end up with a roach infestation that will eat her brain sporting a beehive.

  11. Byron Avatar

    Now, am I going to be the only person to mention that Marge’s hair is done up in a ‘perm’ and who does the ‘perm job’ down ‘there’? Boggles the mind…

    Very cool comic and made me spit out my Mountain Dew… you bastard! 🙂

    1. bearmancartoons Avatar

      And how does she afford a perm all the time on Homer’s strategy. Now if I can only get you spit it out through your nose, I would be a happy man.

  12. George Avatar

    Hahaha! I hope that’s not a cozy she’s wearing! You got me with this one, B! 😀

    1. bearmancartoons Avatar

      No…where is Alan Truitt? For once I can say she might be wearing a Merkin.

      1. jammer5 Avatar

        I’m thinking it’s a sheep. Hey, if yer gonna create cartoon porn, might as well be cartoon bestiality porn. Homer’d probably dig it.

        1. Susi Spice Avatar

          oh jammer… eeewwwwwwwwwwwwww

          1. bearmancartoons Avatar

            Double ewww…or ewe in Jammers case.

        2. George Avatar

          I can see Homer now. “Mmmm….bestiality.” 🙂

      2. frigginloon Avatar

        Merkin….that was my line….damn….waiting. waiting, waiting and then I am late to the friggin party!

        1. bearmancartoons Avatar

          I don’t remember hearing you ever use that.

          1. frigginloon Avatar

            I was keeping it under wraps for the appropriate timing 🙂

  13. Donald Mills Avatar

    A blue merkin!?!?!??!

    I will alert Mr. Truit at once.

    thanks Bearman.

    1. bearmancartoons Avatar

      Thanks Donald. I figured he had an alert anytime that came up on the web much like Jammer does with finger.

  14. Susi Spice Avatar

    i have acustomed…to her comments… where is frigginloon!? 🙁
    im going to be really sick and say…. imagine that homer would have to go through all that hair on her taco to get to the good bit……it would be like trying to break through jungle

    1. bearmancartoons Avatar

      I am trying to think of something to respond to that but suddenly I am hungry for mexican food.

      1. Susi Spice Avatar

        mmmm wouldnt mind some mole… yummm

    2. frigginloon Avatar

      I’m here, I’m here waving Susi Spice! Geez and here I was thinking Marge is a lesbian!

  15. Danica Avatar

    OMG THAT is gross! >_<

  16. Corve DaCosta Avatar

    I am not a fan of cartoons nor cartoon porn. What should that blue thing between her legs represent? Come on…enlighten me please.

    This isn’t sexy or appealing – maybe her hands covering her boobs was a good idea.

    Not a good thing to continue.

    1. bearmancartoons Avatar

      Marge is known for her beehive hairdo. I imagined if she is posing for playboy her lower hair would sport the same.

  17. Claire Collins Avatar

    You could draw for the Simpsons anytime. Yours may be better than what ends up in Playboy. I can’t believe what’s in your mind.. wait.. yeah I can.

  18. George Avatar

    Man, look at those silk sheets. I love your fabric skills, B!

    1. bearmancartoons Avatar

      All about the fabric.

  19. Lynn Avatar

    okay, i’m kinda shy but i’m just gonna put this out there…. initially i thought you had depicted marge as a tranny and one of those golf club covers over the boner. i’m serious bearman. look at it again! now that i think about it, playboy doesn’t go that far!

    1. bearmancartoons Avatar

      First…you shy?? bwahahahah

      Well I figured it looked kind of looked phallic when I drew it and some people might mistake hair for something else but to make it more obvious would mean I would have had to make it more graphic which I wasn’t going to do.

      1. Lynn Avatar

        yeah it’s graphic enough–funny any way you look at it!

  20. yorksnbeans Avatar

    there’s something strangely disturbing about this….I agree with Lynn.

    1. bearmancartoons Avatar

      Is the picture disturbing or the fact that you agree with Lynn?

      1. yorksnbeans Avatar

        the cartoon…the second blue-do!

      2. Lynn Avatar

        i can read this comment ya know.

        1. bearmancartoons Avatar

          You were supposed to…haha

  21. G Avatar

    Ummmm….I don’t think you want to know what my first impression was of this.

    1. Lynn Avatar

      G~ great minds think alike. (wink)

  22. Tony Avatar

    I agree with Lynn, I thought Tranny for a moment till I made the hair connection

  23. Tony Avatar

    I wonder if Homer will join her for a few couples shots

    1. bearmancartoons Avatar

      It’s not Hustler. Come on Tony..haha

  24. alantru Avatar

    Nice merkin, Marge. It looks very dildo-esque. )( know, I know, I was requested not to leave a comment, but, well, what can I say? I’m a rebel in a suit and tie.)

    1. bearmancartoons Avatar

      Who is requestiing that you stop commenting. That is like trying to stuff diarhea back inside.

  25. fundamentaljelly Avatar

    Great Simpson drawing. I didn’t think Marge’s rack would be that big though.

    1. bearmancartoons Avatar

      It’s that binding clothing.

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