If you missed the beginning of our story…go here first.
And the final episode of Celebrity Death Panel…
Originally I had in mind that Graham Reaper would be Sarah Palin trying to make money off “Death Panels” like Al Gore does off of Carbon Credits. But then I figured you all needed something to do for two weeks while I am gone. Just like the books when you were a kid where you chose the ending, I am asking the frequent commenters and lurkers of beartoons.com to comment on who they think the character should be and what he or she is saying.
So I am calling out those who I see coming here from other sites and especially those who don’t comment. Jeff Jena and his conservative friends at Big Hollywood. Rhino and his Libertarian friends at the DailyPaul. Jammer get the Prairie Progressives to chime in. Even the 2012 conspiracy news guys need to put down their Playboy Magazines and chime in.
It can either be someone you don’t like or someone you do…
Here is the only thing I ask. If you want to comment beyond offering up the suggestion of the identity of Graham Reaper and what he/she should be saying…BE CIVIL. This site is about the funny. I am leaving comments open while I am gone so let’s all get along.
Once I get back, I’ll pick the most popular or the one that I find funniest and draw it as the actual final panel of this series.
Note 1 – I haven’t left you completely without something new to look at while I am gone the next couple weeks. Thursday as I have a series of great toonists lined up to share with us either what they think they will look like or their cartoon character will look like at age 100. I’ll have a new one every two days.
Note 2 – Check out the story arc of the possible demise of the Frustrated Cartoonist as Nate Fakes hits the big time.
Note 3 – Congratulations to George Ford on his one year Anniversary of the online comic Addanac City. After doing six toons in a row, I have new respect for all of you who hold down a full time job and still can crank out 3-7 new cartoons every week.
I’ll be around to comment on Wednesday and Thursday morning but after that, you have to talk amongst yourselves.
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You know Bearman I am going to say Kim Jong Il (I can’t help myself!). But if I were to pick someone U.S. of A-ish I would have to look back to ghosts of politicians past and pick Dan Friggin Quayle, the phlebitis sufferer. He could even whip out his “poverty of values” speech, though this time I would skip the old Murphy Brown comments and maybe focus more on Will and Grace. Anywho I think he could well and truly ostracize half the population and deny them medical access on the grounds of ‘lifestyle choice.'”
That is the kind of out of the box thinking I like. Now I am not doing your work for you…what will Mr Q be saying.
Ah Bearman I had to look up some of Dan’s most memorable quotes…
“The future will be better tomorrow.”
“What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.”
“I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.”
So I guess along those lines I would put in the speech bubble ” It isn’t health care that is the problem, people just need to stop getting sick!”
Love it…keep em coming
i just came on today.. i promise i was going to say kim jong il until mr loon there beat me to it!! haha i still luv ya loony.
Thanks Susi Spice Kim Jong Il rocks….why am I so ronley …..
That’s Ms. Loon to you susi.
Is it….Mr. T?
Hey, that’s for the “Note 2” up there! Your flattery will get you somewhere! It could get ugly over at TFC, or maybe they’ll break out into a dance number?
You tell me.
Please..no dance numbers. Just kill him off softly.
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman»
– Arnold Schwarzenegger
See, I’m back already . . . again.
How is Arnold the host and the judge??
I was going to ask him that, but he threatened to make me stick around.
Arnie vs the Terminator ….now that would work. And anywho Jammers, what happened to Chuck for goodness sakes (turncoat!) !
Chuck evidently lost his mind awhile back: He’s now a birther. I think those round-house kicks finally got to his head.
Awwwnie: Sorry, terminator, the health care plan doesn’t include oil changes.
Terminator: I promise that I will not kill anyone.
Awwnie: The plan also doesn’t include a death panel.
Terminator: I’ll be back.
Awwwnie: Hasta la vista, baby.
No oil changes…my hair is going to go flat.
I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa. Do I look better bald, or without hair?
— Britney Spears
Love that line. Bald or without hair.
I think the host should be Elvis. He was a big celebrity, he is dead, and he has been seen more since he died than any other celebrity, plus He still has millions of fans.
I don’t know Bo. As I drew before, he might have some competition with Michael.
Now Bearman, Michael Jackson would be a great host, he knows where to get all the top shelf drugs under the counter. With him, who needs to pay for health care. MJ drug cartel!
Getting the drugs obviously wasn’t an issue. Getting a doctor who knew how to prescribe the drugs was.
Plus he’s dead….or is he? (cue eyebrow raise and some pantomime music!) 🙂
bloody hell friggin loon! stop reading my head! i was going to say michael jackson… except that his intro panel song would go something like…
“abc… who’ll join me?….abc you join me … 123 u get’da kindey”
That is way too funny….123 u get’da kidney blahahahaha and a nose!!!!
So which is it….Kim Jong or Michael Susi???
How about Little Bo Peep who lost her sheep and didn’t know where to find them!
Come in spinner!
I didn’t take em . . . honest!
Is that lamb noodle soup I smell on your breath ?
You two have your own language that I just don’t understand.
I woke up in the middle of the friggin night with this one Bearman. Little Bo Peep sheez! I must have been counting sheep or you are seriously messing with my unconscious thought, either way quit it!
With powered curry, Tabasco, and chinese five spice.
Bon appetite Jammers, watch out for the bones!
Oh, it has to be Sarah. “I’ll be back.”
Palin or Conner??
Slightly left of centre here, but could it be my old geography teacher? He reaped hours of my life I’ll never get back and hit my friend over the head with a tennis racket because she argued with him about the value of the American million.
For drawing purposes, he looked like a cross between Hitler and Gollum.
So a short balding guy with big eyes???
This one will be a toughy……
For starters, how bout Vince McMahon?
Ok…now finish that thought….
How about Brent Favre “Here I thought Playing for the Minnesota Vikings was hard enough first I Had to pass a Physical now I have to Pass the Death Panel, I’m too old for this stuff”..!!!
Maybe more like “I keep selling my sould to the devil to play as long as I have”
I was gunna say Michael Jackson making his big comeback but someone above beat me to it.
We don’t mind duplicates…it helps knowing what the fan base wants.
how about … Ryan Seacrest?
“and on tonight’s show we will see the two finalist … who will win? who will get to live?… lets find out tonight on….. AMERICAN …DEATH FANEL!”
Or Ellen Degeneres…
“i love you guys.. i love you guys so much …. surprise! you get a liver!!!!! kindly donated by the slumdog kids of India…now watch me dance…wooooo”
Or Mary Hart (ET)
“hi im Mary Hart and tonight on DP we find out the reasons for John-Nobody wanting to continue his miserable unentertaining life by getting a face transplant *insert insecere laugh* or shall we give it to my good friend Mickey Rourke who thinks I have the best legs of any DP presenter… ”
Or George Costanza
“this death panel… is making me thristy!!”
Someone watches too much American TV…haha
you bearmancartoons should have thought my suggestions were awesome! and I was trying to modify my answer to suit the majority of your audience and the purpose of the death panel since it wouldnt make sense for say… Mahmoud Armedinjahd to be the one since he would just sit back and refuse ALL of your people any treatment haha
that and americans have an international reputation (that you cant deny) and notorious for not really knowing anything outside of their little world so what would have been the point of not submitting american comments 😛
damn it i want some praise for my efforts! they were great!
Only if Miss Opinion = Susi Spice….then I’ll say your efforts were incredible.
yeah its me… haha oops signed in on my other alias which no one is supposed to know about…dammit!
I can’t think of anyone right now, Bear. But, wherever you’re going, have a great time!! We’ll miss you! 🙂
Great time is for vacation…not work.
George Hamilton – for no reason other than he seems to turn up everywhere and I’d like to see how you illustrate him.
Is his mole on the left or the right?
He’s gay, he doesn’t have a moll !
So that thing hanging off his face is what? A baby chicken? His doppelganger? Marty Feldman? A new universal power source? An Egg McMuffin? The birth of a new three wolf t-shirt? The left knuckle from Chuck Norris after he found out George was gay, and whacked him upside the head? An unopened can of beef enchiladas? Perspiring minds want to know.
Still don’t know what you two are talking about..haha
Neither do we 🙂
Bearman, get with the program….sorry we continue our conversations on other people’s blogs, threading the love! All you have to remember is Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, Snuggie Blanket, Chicken Soup (with 5 spices) and Pyongy beer and you should be right!
We are starting an “understanding class”. Attendance is mandatory; cost is substantial; you supply your own three wolf moon t-shirt, or snuggie blanket (choice is yours). Chicken soup w/Chinese five spice is optional. Class location will be at a place designated some time when we have time to figure it out. Maybe at Don’s house.
Don doesn’t like company..esp b/c he has to put the doilies out.
Doilies can be a bad thing in the wrong hands!!!!
i dunno i dunno—i cant think like you all do…i’m at a loss for words… it’s so much pressure. i got o think on it.
Its easy….Just put one foot in front of the other…and soon you’ll be walking cross the floor.
Lynn’s still trying to deal with Cellulite Monday, Bearman!!!
Timing is everything!
Not touching that comment.
neither am i ya frigginloon!! is there not anyplace i can go on this interweb thingy and not find you- damn, you’re everywhere! if you werent so darn adorable, i’d ring your neck! 🙂
i have some more! intenational flavour:
Austin Powers “YEAH BABY YEAH… Get that chemo…”
Queen ELizabeth “no……. i dont think we will be allowing that”
Gordon Ramsay “Are you F&*^%(g serious!? F&*&(&G joke I tell ya. No i wont F&*&*( **&^% **()**^&^& &&***… yeah?”
Nicolas Sarcozy “oh.. oui oui..baby… per’aps we should a… go to my office and discuss sis oveh a glass of wine…”
Love the Sarcozy line…too funny.
thank you thank u! next show is at nine! hehe
I have three new nominees, Ruth Bader-Ginsberg, Dr. Kevorkian, or possibly Judge Judy. I think any of them would work out.
Could judge judy stand being on the sidelines as a host and not yelling at someone as a judge though? Dr Kevorkian…now that’s a thought.
Dr Kevorkian: “Bend over . . . next.”
Scuse me ya’ll, but I just had a brain spasm. There are a lot underused characters out there (I have a few in Gatorhead) that need a good gig. Maybe Bear ought to be taking resume’s.
Oh yes, Dan Quayle would be great! haha
What about Ronald Reagan
“Hi Ummm… I am sure I was on this show for some reason… Ummm… If only I could remember… Nancy!!! Nancy!!!”
Gatorhead exists mostly in my mind but the characters are on my blog.
This whole death panel thing has messed up my thinkin’. I can’t concentrate on my own stuff because I keep thinkin’ about the celebrety host. Maybe you ought to have a game show to select the host but then you would have to have someone to host the game show and you would have to decide who that would be. There are plenty of candidates for that. Regis Philbin, Bob Barker, Howie Mandel, Pee Wee Herman (just threw him in) or Drew Carey who doesn’t seem to care if the price is right or not. Maybe you could use the panel from American Idol to select the celebrity host.
After many years entertianing young children, MICKEY MOUSE had reached his breaking point. HE is the cornerstone and chief executioner on the board of death. Taking out his pent up hatred with mankind on the Senior Citizens. His darkness grows with each soul he sentences to death with an evil high pitched laugh.