Santa’s Home Security


Oh you better watch out!!!  Santa is coming!!  You know he sees you when you’re sleeping and he knows when you’re awake.  Sounds like the creepiest stalker I have ever heard of.  So what better way to commemorate the creepiest stalker in the world than put his cartoon image on a tshirt.  Who else would you trust with your Home Security System.  The man NEVER sleeps.  He watches you more than the government.  In fact he may be a government spy.

Well tell your friends to let him know you know by buying the shirt.

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  1. Bill Murphy says:

    Santa Clause is coming…
    FOR YOU!

  2. Red says:

    I always thought Santa was creepy for this exact reason. When I got older, I wondered if he edited the video for his own entertainment. *giggles*

  3. I try to leave nothing for him to track

  4. Binky says:

    And he’s got the videos to blackmail you with!

  5. Tony McGurk says:

    Creepy damn b%#@%$d!!! I need to get me some aluminium foil curtains.
    Or does that only work for aliens???

  6. I’d feel a lot safer!

  7. Comedy Plus says:

    Santa may be a government spy. Oh my. Kind of frightening. Funny, but frightening.

    Have a fabulous day. 🙂

  8. lisleman says:

    Good one. Even if the-be-good-or-else works once or twice it won’t be long before the kids catch on and probably use it against you. The new version of this is the Elf on the Shelf.

  9. Mark Stokes says:

    Ok, I’ll be good! For goodness sakes, I swear!

    Big Claus is watching you!

  10. Jason Salas says:

    Santa Claus is such a strange figure in our current culture. So many people scream “SCIENCE AND FACTS” yet, when it comes to Santa, they turn a blind eye.

  11. Scott says:

    Love it! And yes, I’ve always found that song bizarre too–to think some parents really use that to keep their kids in line!

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