The Cure for Baldness

10 17 13 Bearman Cartoons Castration is the Cure for BaldnessWhile reading a recent issue of Mental Floss Magazine, I came across a way to prevent men from losing their hair that has supposedly been known to work since the time of Aristotle. Β  CASTRATION. Β  So for those men who say they will do anything to keep their hair, how far will you really go?

And for those already bald, sorry it is too late for this method to work.


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  1. DadaHyena says:

    Aristotle was full of it; there was an early 20th century humorist named Will Cuppy who wrote some hilarious articles pointing out the old Greek’s insane “facts”.

    If you can dig up a book called ‘How to Become Extinct’ by Cuppy give it a read; really funny stuff.

  2. frigginloon says:

    Let the neutering begin ….. Sheez, Aristole had some balls suggesting that

  3. Lynn Vee says:

    It’s only hair dude- personally, hair makes no difference in the attractiveness of a man (to me). Now confidence and a tad bit of cocky- that could seal the deal in about 5 minutes!

  4. Dave says:

    DHT, testosterone, and testicles all go hand in hand… uh, that didn’t sound quite right (actually it sounded just like I wanted it to. I haven’t had breakfast yet and am having a Snickers moment).

    I read about this over 10 years ago when I was in the process of losing my hair. I have a 1 year old son, so needless to say I didn’t go through with it. πŸ™‚

  5. I prefer to keep being bald, thank you very much. 8)

  6. Julian says:

    That’s like making someone double bald – insult to injury.

  7. I think I’ll give Rogaine a solid run first.

  8. Bill Murphy says:

    I’ll bet transsexuals will be pleased to hear this. πŸ˜‰

  9. Cuz I'm Joe says:

    Given a choice, I would go for the Walter White look.

  10. Comedy Plus says:

    I’m not thinking any guy would do this to keep their hair.

    Have a terrific day. πŸ™‚

  11. benzeknees says:

    Too bad hubby didn’t know about this a few years ago!

  12. lisleman says:

    Nothing like a post to get us by the short hairs. Or how about – wow what a kick in the balls post.
    I don’t worry about it. I have balls and hair.

  13. Deb says:

    All I got to say is, “OUCH!”

  14. Binky says:

    It’s a little late (and drastic!) for someone I know.

  15. Joseph says:

    Not gonna do it! I’m happy with the way things are here!

  16. “How far will you really go?”
    Awesome cartoon.

  17. Gruhn says:

    It’s widely known that Aristotle invented the “comb over”.

  18. duncanr says:

    so the choice is between

    sex but no hair ?


    hair but no sex ?

    it’s a no-brainer really !

  19. jynksie says:

    It actually works. As a married man who carries his balls around in a jar, I can at least claim a full head of hair. It may be the color of a cloudy day, with a hint of snow in the air, but It’s all there. [grin]

  20. I knew there was a reason I’m not much of a philosopher.

  21. Chris K says:

    Uh.. No pain no gain? Although that pain may not quite be worth the gain.

  22. Would love to send this to the ex….
    The No Tipping line kills me.

  23. George Ford says:

    I think I would learn to embrace my impending baldness. I like my equipment just the way it is, barely working.

  24. Mark Stokes says:

    Take just a little off the top. And the bottom.

  25. Tony McGurk says:

    Too bad it’s too late for me to try this time tested method. Wish I’d tried it earlier. Although my kids are probably glad I didn’t.
    Dixie & all the other dogs dogs I’ve ever had were neutered & none of them lost their fur so it does work.!!!

  26. Andro says:

    The best way for me to cure baldness is to stop using my shaver, I do that myself every for to six weeks or so but I have never understood guys crying over the loss of their hair. I have had the same look for over fifteen years so I couldn’t care less about it, and castration is definitely out of the question so hard lines πŸ™ lmao

    Have a wicked Tuesday Bearman πŸ™‚

  27. Andro says:

    No idea where the ‘U’ disappeared to in Four πŸ™ Grrrrr

  28. Jason Salas says:

    A guy who would go that route has to have balls (ironically).

  29. Griffin says:

    Now that I am old enough that those bits don’t get used except to provide company for Excalibur, I am follockly challenged!

  30. Nate Fakes says:

    Ha. You’re probably like me. I signed up for my free issue of Mental Floss when I saw Calvin and Hobbes on the cover. Got it yesterday so I’ll have to check out that article when I get a second to sit down and read it (which is hard to come by these days).

  31. andy black says:

    I don’t worry about it. I have balls and hair.

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