Klingon Cling-Ons

Star Trek Klingon Cling-Ons By Bearman Cartoons


Don’t ask me why Klingons as Cling-ons is funny to me but it is. Β  So I had to draw a Captain Kirk lookalike with his pants down around his ankles and Klingon Cling-ons coming out of his butt.

For those who haven’t heard “cling-on” here is the definition from Urban Dictionary:

Toilet Paper that gets stuck up your ass even after you wipe

Poster of this image is now available on my Society6 page.

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  1. I… I have no words… but “heeeee”.

  2. duncanr says:

    Are you bringing this one out on a T-Shirt or mug to flog at Star Trek Conventions? πŸ˜†

  3. frigginloon says:

    😯 That is not what I want to see on the Enterprise. I wonder if that funny little greeting is just their fingers sticking together after removing a Klingon?

  4. frigginloon says:

    Bearman you just went where no man has gone before πŸ™‚

  5. planetross says:

    There are Klingons stuck around Uranus! (not my joke … I just remember it)

    It gives new meaning to “Captain’s Log”.

    • tmcelmurry says:

      That joke went “What does Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common? They both circle around Uranus looking for Klingons.” πŸ™‚ Loved that joke as a kid, and love it even more now thanks to this great piece by Bearman. Awesome Job sir.

  6. Bill Murphy says:

    Those Klingons were always up his ass werren’t they? πŸ˜‰

  7. Comedy Plus says:

    I think it’s because you like bathroom humor. Good for you. I can’t stand William Shatner so this is even more funny to me.

    Have a fantastic day. πŸ™‚

  8. ltpen315,barb says:

    EWWWWW!! Gross! I’ll never be able to look at Worf without seeing this!!

  9. Binky says:

    So it’s come down to this, has it?

  10. George says:

    Really good toilet humor, huh? I knew you’d join me in the gutter sooner or later. The company is nice, and the design is grossly outstanding. πŸ™‚

  11. My face is set to ‘Stun.’ And then to ‘laugh’, good one.

  12. D**n it, Jim,… I’m a doctor, not a… um… whatever… you need… here…

  13. Hahaha! Now, that’s creative!
    Thank God for the Urban Dictionary. I’d be lost without it.
    Hey! I’m not getting your posts through email anymore. It stopped a few weeks ago.

  14. DrFaust says:

    surely there’s a uranus joke in here somewhere

  15. Tony McGurk says:

    If Kirk farts he could blow the Klingon into warp speed

  16. “Don’t ask me why Klingons as Cling-ons is funny to me but it is.”

    I think you meant:

    “Don’t ask me why Klingons as Cling-ons is funny to me butt it is.”


  17. Mark Stokes says:

    Star Trek: the Next Degeneration.

  18. Muahhahaahah
    thanks for these explanations.
    Actually without them it would have been difficult to understand immediately (because English’s not my mother tongue). But love the title now I get it. lol

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