55 Responses to “Bearman Ponders: Get Rich Quick Schemes”

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  1. Comedy Plus says:

    I’ve wondered that too.

    Have a terrific day. ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. Deb says:

    The world may never know.

  3. Don’t muddle my get rich scheme with facts!

  4. lisleman says:

    You are not a good candidate for them since you gave it even a second thought. They are looking for non-thinkers. Why do comment spammers keep adding stupid comments on my blog that get filtered out only for me to delete?

  5. Bo LUMPKIN says:

    I love the ones where they say they can get you 10, 000 Twitter followers and they only have a couple of dozen.

  6. duncanr says:

    Get rich quick scheme

    Step One – Minimize expenditure. Pay sweeties to 5yr old for website design
    Step Two – Maximise income. Find a load of suckers to exploit

  7. Binky says:

    Because they don’t have the money to hire a professional web designer?

  8. Tony McGurk says:

    I guess that’s why they get rich quick because they save big dollars on web design professionals by getting their toddler to do it for them..

  9. DrFaust says:

    5year olds…..pfft. I can’t even afford a caged chimp, I’ve got a rhesus monkey making my next website.

  10. frigginloon says:

    I have the same pondering thoughts about spammers. Dear god, who the hell clicks on penis enlargement, viagra and testosterone?

  11. If it looks like a million dollars couldn’t fix it you might be looking at my ‘work’.

  12. That sometimes makes me wonder too. lol

  13. Maybe it’s a 5 year old who’s a millionaire.

  14. lol now that is a great question and there are so many out who want me to become millionare and slim and fit and enlarged everything…

  15. Gray Dawster says:

    It is probably a booby trap Bearman, don’t walk
    into it, unless you like boobies of course? ๐Ÿ˜‰ lmao

  16. Gruhn says:

    For the same reason that these phishing emails always have the same bad grammar and spelling errors.

  17. Miss R says:

    They’re spending their millions on yachts of course. yachts and yachts of Ponzi schemes…

  18. DadaHyena says:

    I’m always reluctant to do business with a website that looks like it was made by a grade-schooler back in the 90’s.

  19. planetross says:

    I wonder if there is a guy called Rich who has one of those sites:
    “Send me money and I’ll come to you as quick as I can!”

  20. George says:

    I guess you have to cut corners SOMEWHERE! ๐Ÿ™‚

  21. Mark Stokes says:

    Those who can get rich, do. Those who can’t get rich charging for the dream.

  22. Nate Fakes says:

    I still get quite a few emails from a Muhammad Alabajar saying that he has millions of dollars for me waiting. He just wants all my contact info and bank account information. I can’t wait! Maybe then I can update MY website.

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