So the story I am told is that there was a Kangaroo farmer in Australia. Of course you could find use for Kangaroo pelt and meat but what about all the by product? So he decided to take the kangaroo balls and make Kangaroo Scrotum Bottle Openers. Now he is a multimillionaire.
Don’t believe they exist? Well my friends take a gander.
Imagine if this guy got rich off this what the rest of us might come up with to give new “life” to typically discarded things. Ideas?
I would shake my head, but I know ppl who would buy something like that. o.O And no, I am not talking about Loon.
Me I bought the shit out of them. They make great gag gifts.
Tsk, Tsk Red, I have more class than that. I have a Kangaroo Scrotom purse.
Oddly enough, I would buy a pair myself. They’d make for some strange collectibles.
Not odd for YOU
So you’re calling me an odd-balls, Mr. Bearman?
Just one…ball. There was that industrial accident…
Doesn’t Versace produce a line?!
🙂
Yes but charge $3500
That’s a big kangaroo to carry all the crap you take with you.
That’s nuts
It’s the nutty ones that come up with the million dollar ideas
Gives new meaning to Wack Sack, doesn’t it? 🙂
You are the only one to get that joke.
I guess if I can get appendicitis, I can get anything.
I’ll pass on having one of these. Bwahahahahahahaha. I’m just saying.
Have a terrific day. 🙂
Ask your husband. Bet he wants one for the bar
What a load of bollocks Bearman 🙂
Nooooooooo not your posting, I
meant these Kangaroo Scrotums…
I wonder what they do with
tourists when they catch them? 🙁 lol
Another superb cartoon my fine friend…
It is quite the load isn’t it?
It’s a genuine souvenir by definition, as soon as some tourist buys it! Presumably it’s meant to look dessicated, otherwise it would smell. Dessicated objects are about 1/4 the size of the hydrated original. Just ask the homemade beet chips I just made in the oven. So imagine the size of those bad boys on the original owner, if in fact it were truly genuine.
And I am the sucker that did. I am happy they were freeze dried. I don’t want them jiggling when I open a beer.
And being that they’re freeze-dried, you don’t have to worry about constantly refrigerating them to cut down on the weird smell.
true..smegma smell is bad
OUCH !!! It still looks painful even if it is from a Kangaroo real or not. Make any guy cringe… LOL…
G’day Mate.
I figured this would be a cringe-worthy post
Genuine Ohio Bearman Balls has a nice ring to it?
That was a great movie!
Maybe they should make rings too
Tie me kangaroo down boy, tie me kangaroo down – whenever I hear that tune now, I’ll think of this toon
Great now whenever I see this toon I’ll think of that song
I think it might be time to recycle a certain kangaroo farmer.
Wombat Scrotum Bottle openers would not be the seller as roo ones. too small.
Roos are five times bigger than us.
…and.. haha
Now that you have the kangaroo by the balls what are you going do with him?
They look fuzzy. Are they?
Hairy but soft
I would have bought a pair for myself. Being married and all, I’d need a secret stash for when I want to assert myself, without having to fight the wife for the jar that contains mine! [grin]
Does she only take them out of the jar for holidays and birthdays?
Ha Ha!!! I thought the cartoon was hilarious.
Then I saw the real thing…
Good grief I never knew about those!!!
Now that’s just disturbing…
Especially for the Roo.
(Better watch out Binky Wombats may be next on the list)
I’d like to see anyone try! I carry rockets!
Rockets are a pretty good deterrent
As I stated above…no one wants that. Too small.
My rockets are bigger than yours!
But your rocket goes off too early
Awwwww nuts!
Yes…yes they are
Ouchies?
Indeed
I’m guessing you’d have to be a millionaire to pay for all those kangaroo-sized bandages!
🙂
Nothing a little duct tape can’t solve
Poor Kangaroos
No one says that about the cows
Just wonderin’ why anyone would need a bottle opener…everything has twist caps.
No wonder I’m not rich. I don’t aim low enough.
For the beer you buy, it is twist. For the beer I buy….
I haven’t bought a beer in over 30 years. I try to never put anything in my mouth that will take away my mind.
That is probably sound advice
And I thought I’d seen everything…Ha!
Stick around…there is more
Oh nooooooo. That’s aweful…
Love the caricature though!!!
Happy New Year, Bearman. 🙂
Thanks Cha…Happy New Year
I had to check for myself and even Amazon has started carrying Kangaroo balls! http://amzn.to/Uj8You
haha. i think I have seen those to play 4square
I dont get it…its kind of like monty python humor…..zman sends
It’s OK…you fit in then. Most people here don’t get my humor
Right now I hear a collective “owwww”!
You don’t feel it?
EGAD…
Wow..surprising you takes effort
Yikes!!
Keep calm…you are safe
Now that just isn’t right.
sure it is
Bottom’s Up. Oops!
cheers… “NOT” said the roo.
Balls to the wall is more like it.
Maybe the roos will get their revenge–make the farmer rue the day, and market souvenirs of their own.
ouch
man i now times are tough, but com on. they can’t be that tough. lol
Actually it seems they are quite lucrative