Archie Andrews Arrested for Polygamy

Archie Andrews Arrested for Polygamy Cartoon

My writing partner Dan Soto was MIA this week so if he comes up for air, I will add the story.  I always was suspect of Archie Andrews never deciding if he wanted to date Betty or Veronica.  I could see him growing up to be a huge polygamist.

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Comments

57 responses to “Archie Andrews Arrested for Polygamy”

  1. DadaHyena Avatar

    He’s also been impersonating a high school student for, what, seventy years?

    1. Jenn Avatar

      Bahah so true, and how come Veronica and Betty still haven’t figured it out?!

      1. Bearman Avatar

        I know really. They seem smarter than that.

        1. nursemyra Avatar

          Maybe both of them together……

  2. Bo Lumpkin Avatar

    At least the comic has been pretty consistant…unlike some of the others that have been around for awhile.
    I wonder if he is in one of those strange cults that have more than one wife.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      That’s what I am thinking. Reggie is feeling left out.

      1. Bo Lumpkim Avatar

        Last time I saw Reggie he was occupying Wall Street I think.

        1. Bearman Avatar

          I figured he would be a broker or something.

  3. SpilledInkGuy Avatar

    Ha!
    Big Love. Riverdale.
    Meant to have my post for your challenge ready today (but I’m trying to pull together a very abstract image to go along with it and I’m still a prop short).
    I’ll do my best to have it up and running for Monday, Bearman… fingers crossed…
    🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      You got all month so take your time.

  4. Friggin Loon Avatar

    Wow, Archie’s tall!!!! I always thought he was gay…not that there is anything wrong with that!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      You think anyone that doesn’t hit on you is gay.

      1. Friggin Loon Avatar

        Pretty much 🙂

      2. Red Avatar

        Aren’t they?
        Red.

  5. Deb Avatar

    Ah, so he’s gone Mormon has he.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Not Mitt Romney Mormon but Warren Jeffs.

  6. Ahmnodt Heare Avatar

    He cheated on his wives with Sabrina. Al least that is what Mr. Weatherbee is telling everybody.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      haha…I forgot about Mr Weatherbee

    2. Bo Lumpkim Avatar

      Thanks I was trying to remember his name.

      1. Bearman Avatar

        I have to look him up. Can’t remember what he looks like.

  7. Comedy Plus Avatar

    Makes perfect sense to me too. I’ve always wondered about this as well. Oh wait, we are talking about a cartoon character aren’t we? Bwahahahahaha.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Yes…but even the toons in cartoonland have real life problems.

  8. Jack of Gulls Comic Avatar

    Gotta get to Jughead as well. He’s the brains of the operation!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      That is a sad state of affairs if that is correct.

    2. Bo Lumpkim Avatar

      His brain could probably use an operation

  9. JerryBenedict Avatar

    His wives would probably be upset to find out that he has also been a groupie for Josie and the Pussycats!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Josie left the Pussycats for the Pussycat dolls

  10. Young American Wisdom Avatar

    Maybe now he’ll get a reality show.

  11. Bearman Avatar

    Throw it on MTV and it will be a hit.

  12. Rent Textbooks Avatar

    I wondered the same myself, I think you are right.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Of course I am right

  13. Chris K Avatar

    What is really amazing is who long it is taking him to graduate high school.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      He is probably hot for teacher too.

  14. DrFaust Avatar

    haha! awesome

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Thanks Doc

  15. Binky Avatar

    Anyone who can afford two wives (or husbands) probably deserves them.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      From a monetary standpoint or the pressure.

      1. Red Avatar

        Yes.
        Red.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Well why didn’t you tell me?

  16. Scott Avatar

    Love it–highly original and very clever!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Thanks Scott

  17. itravel81 Avatar

    I’ve lost touch with Archie since 1995.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      He is on the run. You probably lost his number.

  18. Tony McGurk Avatar

    I never got why he was so smitten with Veronica, she seemed too snobby to me. I was a Betty fan.

    1. Bearman Avatar
  19. Mark Stokes Avatar

    My favorite part is the hair mussed up in the back. Isn’t that always the giveaway for a polygamist, something not quite right with the hair…? Sad to see Archie in such dire straits, but a funny cartoon anyway.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      More like someone taken down hard by the cops as he is still in bed.

  20. david baldacci books Avatar

    Maybe now he’ll get a reality show 😀

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I would watch it.

  21. writedood Avatar

    I’d love to see the episode where the police bust him for this. And being immortal too. “Archie Anderews, you’re guilty of being an immoral immortal.” Maybe Conner McLeod can be called in to cut his head off.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Sadly I forgot who Conner was until I looked him up. Been a long time since I saw Highlander.

  22. George Avatar

    I just wonder how nobody ended up pregnant after 75 years. The Chok’lit Shoppe sells the world’s best rubbers. They NEVER break. 😀

    1. Bearman Avatar

      You are just an encyclopedia of inane comic trivia. Who the heck remembers the name of that place?

      1. George Avatar

        I thought everyone knew about good ol’ Pop Tate and the Chok’lit Shoppe? 🙂

  23. Frank M Hansen Avatar

    Very funny idea. Keep them coming.