Happy Valentine’s Day Greeting Card

Zombie Valentines Day Greeting Card Cover

Zombie Valentine's Day Greeting Card Inside

Happy Valentine’s Day. Don’t let those Zombies eat your heart out. Does anyone celebrate Valentine’s Day outside the United States?

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  1. My wife is working on Valentine’s Day, so we’ll go out on a day close by. Perhaps it should be a Statutory Holiday…. Get paid to make love… Wait a sec! Isn’t that…

  2. Is that a newly evolved subspecies of zombie? I think the heart eaters might have a slight adaptation advantage over the traditional brain eaters (I was gonna say survival but that’s actually not quite the case is it?) because the heart is easier to get out. My one complaint: You didn’t make it gory enough!

  3. Chris K says:

    Zombie eating a heart? Hmmm, after they eat brains, I wonder if that is the next thing they go for.

  4. Comedy Plus says:

    Well she took that literally. Bwahahahahahaha.

    Have a terrific day and a happy Valentines day too. πŸ™‚

  5. George says:

    It’s good that she knows how to recycle what she steals. He’ll always be a part of her. πŸ™‚

  6. Deb says:

    Oh, she’s adorable!

  7. Tony McGurk says:

    Saw the cover & before I scrolled down I just expected a funny little verse. Zombie girl totally cracked me up.
    Zombie Girl…
    Sounds like you may have hit on a good idea for a regular comic series…

  8. lisleman says:

    Good zombie twist on V-day. The first drawing left me thinking it should read you stole my glasses but the inside makes more sense.

  9. Binky says:

    Those Zombies will eat steal.

  10. Bo Lumpkin says:

    Great card and no I don’t celebrate Valentines day outside the US.

  11. At least she didn’t take his brain :o)

  12. G says:

    Okay, that was simply brutal and yet, in a very strange way, spot on and enjoyable.

    Can’t begin to tell you how much I simply loathe Valentine’s day, and it’s not because I don’t love my wife (I do), but my wife’s b’day is today, the day before, which of course always makes it extremely difficult to do anything worthwhile/romantic with her.

  13. Friggin Loon says:

    Of course we celebrate Down Under πŸ™„

  14. Romances with zombies never last!

  15. MJ says:

    A very disheartening experience. Ha,ha,ha!

  16. Now this is the kind of card I can really get behind.

  17. Mark Stokes says:

    Tastiest Valentine’s Card ever!

  18. Jande says:

    Hahah! (I hate zombies so they won’t be getting MY heart tomorrow –besides which, I already gave it to Mal for safekeeping) ;`)

    Good cartoon!

  19. DadaHyena says:

    Because no one does romance like George A. Romero!

  20. Awesome card. I wish I had thought of it. Seriously – really clever and funny.

  21. Nate Fakes says:

    At least it didn’t like him for his brains. You should sell this!

  22. Friggin Loon says:

    Roses, dinner and champagne, oh yeah!

  23. bschooled says:

    At least she got a free meal out of it…

  24. Scholar Mel says:

    I’m usually outside the United States but will be in the States for a few months, so I have forgotten if they celebrate it in lederhosen land.

  25. Miss R says:

    You have captured BOTH of my ex-husbands -albeit in a feminine manner- in this wonderful V Day offering. Have you been snooping in the YoYo-Dyne files again??
    As always Bearman, you are the BRAAAAAAIIINS of the operation

  26. Red says:

    Instead of filling it with heart-shaped confetti, I would fill this with fleas…or maybe crabs. The gift which keeps on giving.
    PS Is there a case discount?

  27. starlaschat says:

    Eeew crabs a Valentines day favorite. Great Card stand aside Hallmark.

  28. James says:

    If you got involved in the greeting card business you would be rich my friend.

  29. Hahaha…
    I hope this isn’t one of those audio cards…
    (zombies are always chewing with their mouths open).

  30. Brandon says:

    Canada does celebrate Valentine’s…it just involves a lot of maple syrup and bacon.

  31. But that’s the only way to literally steal someone’s heart.

    • Bearman says:

      I was going to pull back and have him in a bathtub with the words call 911 or you will die but I figure losing a heart would be instantaneous.

  32. planetross says:

    Valentine’s Day is celebrated in Japan, but only women give chocolate to men.
    … and on March 14th, men give all the women who gave them chocolate on Valentine’s Day chocolate or more expensive stuff.

    note: it’s a total rip!

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