Guest Cartoon: Colleen Dick

Bearman Guest Cartoon: Colleen Dick

Today’s homage to the gravatar that is known as Bearman comes from a recent commenter at Beartoons, Colleen Dick of Tix Comix.  Now I only have two problems with this image.  One is the beer gut.  She claims where she comes from anyone over 25 without a beer belly is considered a girly-man.  The other issue is that she thinks I would be drinking PBR.  Now my brand is Avalanche, Fat Tire, Smithwicks, Harp or even Miller Lite.  No Pabst Blue Ribbon, no Red White and Blue and no Natural Light.  Then again, if I wanted a cheap date, those might be OK.

I asked Colleen to explain what Tix Comix is for my readers and she says “Tix Comix chronicles the amazing semi autobiographical adventures of alterego Tix Branco, an introverted multicultural geek musician, as she and her friends confront the daily insanity of real life. Super powers occasionally come into play.” 

Thanks Colleen.  Next up is Ken Drab of Rick the Stick.

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  1. Bo Lumpkim says:

    That’s just the way I pictured you Bearman…only a lot older.

  2. DadaHyena says:

    I love how he’s referenced as “the Bearman”, just like the Detective Comics of the thirties called their hero “the Batman”.

    Adds a lot of drama, and what makes drama better than BEER?!

  3. nursemyra says:

    Your hair appears to be a deeper shade of green. Perhaps it’s the cheap beer.

    • Colleen Dick says:

      yeah I really have no business doing anything visual. I scored very badly on the online color test. I thought green hair was weird enough. Does it have to be the exact same friggin shade? No way anyone could have that hair color naturally, so let’s just agree that he got an off batch that day, OK?

  4. jammer5 says:

    Well, at least it’s not Falflat, possibly the worst beer in the world . . . except for maybe Prongy. BTW, you look good with green hair.

    • Colleen Dick says:

      I used to drink Smithwicks almost exclusively when I lived in Ireland, but now I find it a bit sweet. Totally with ya on the Fat Tire, though. Or if you can get it, any of the Rogue ales from around here. The chilpotle ale goes especially good with Mexican food. You can infer what you like because I chose PBR, but hint the logo is easy to represent.

    • Tony says:

      I was mowing the lawn a while back & my wife was going to the shops. She asked if there was anything I wanted while she was out to which I replied Beer. She came back with a can of Bodgington’s, a British beer. I put it in the fridge to chill even though it said “Serve at room temperature” Are they for real???
      It was the most awfully disgusting flavourless beer I have ever had the displeasure to try. I think Boddington’s is right up there as a “Worst Beer In The World” contender

  5. bschooled says:

    Haha! Besides the hair color (I think NM might be on to something), this is exactly how I always pictured you, Bearman!

    I think your beer belly is distinguished. Not to mention that it distracts people from your always protuding tongue.

  6. Ha ha, you look like you’ve already drank a crate.
    Serioously though, awesome cartoon

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  8. Tony says:

    Great cartoon Colleen.
    So if I understand this right a 6 pack of beer over-rides the “Go Away” doormat???
    Being one of Jehovah’s Witnesses maybe I should carry a 6 pack with me when I am participating in our door to door ministry…

    • Colleen Dick says:

      I got the “Go Away” doormat idea from my handy dandy uilleann pipes fabricator and repair guy. Yes, the Jehovah’s might get better results altogether if they travelled with six packs. But don’t come to my door if you want money.

    • Bearman says:

      That explains the whole Christmas thing.

  9. Sheila Deeth says:

    Once upon a time my son had green hair, or blue, or something. Then he grew older, or maybe he just changed his tastes in beer.

  10. That’s great guest cartoon and perfect for the holiday. I’d let you in as well but only if you brought a box of hookers as well.

    Happy New Year Bearman!!

  11. Lisa says:

    That’s hilarious and cute at the same time! Will definitely check out your site, Colleen!

  12. Mel says:

    It’s the BEERman!

    Somebody said something about It’s the Batman up top. When I read this I was thinking of Scare Crow from Batman Begins.

  13. George says:

    This is the way I imagine Bearman to look, only I envision him a tad bit shorter. Nice work, Colleen. I’d let him in if he had PBR too, even though I’m a Bud Light, Miller High Life fan myself (gotta save the big bucks for those thousands of energy drinks it takes to keep me going). 😀

  14. Binky says:

    Is that Bearaman or Beerman? It looks as if he might have already had a six pack before he showed up on your doorstep.

  15. Dan says:

    Nice comic, but Bearman is in Cincy so he should be carrying Hudepohl, not PBR! 🙂

  16. Duncanr says:

    Off topic, I know, but just want to say . . .

    Happy New Year Bearman – Hope 2011 is all you want it to be !!

  17. SpilledInkGuy says:

    Hahaha – love it! But do you think you could spare one? Maybe no one will notice if you go in with only five!

    Happy New Year, Bearman! Thanks for all the thought-provoking laughs this past year, sir! 🙂

  18. hey, that was pretty funny.

    bear, hope you had a great new year. i’m back from my unannounced sabbatical.




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