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Part two of my week showcasing the Seven Deadly Sins by Lust. It seems several of our regulars are guilty of this sin. (ahem Lynn, Myra, Dennis)
Speaking of Lust. The perfect story that ties into this idea happened just yesterday. While I was sitting in the car, my wife was outside pumping gas. (Now wait a minute before you say anything…it was her car so she should pump her own gas and it proves I am not a macho chauvinist that I would think women aren’t capable of pumping their own gas). Anyway this dude gets out of his car, sees my wife and says “Woo Wee, If the good Lord made you any finer he would have kept you for himself.”
Haha! Be careful Bearman.
It’s guys like that who end up with the women whose ex-husbands would make them pump the gas!
Well when you are loved as much as I am, there is no chance of there being any exes. Besides…he was a big ugly dude. So no threat to me. haha
uh huh.. she’s saving that opportunity for the better looking ones anyway. oooh, that had to hurt!
Nice.
c’mon, spar with me today. i’m feeling frisky.
OMG, I can’t believe I beat FL here…
Me neither…what the hell is going on here???????
Your slothness is taking over.
Did you deck him?
Nope. My wife said the older she gets the more flattered she is that guys are checking her out.
And I am confident in my manhood that the best retort is the guy knowing she is with me.
I totally agree with you and your wife!
See…somebody gets me.
I love your answer.
bschooles that makes two of us!
I told her some hot guy was asking after her so she still at the door ..waiting..told her hed be back… lol
cute little cartoon… haha
Huh…I didn’t get that.
What a … horny devil.
Ahh…you noticed his horns and his tail were “upright”
A lot of folks are guilty of this one. I’ll bet your wife was smilin’ and hummin’ all day after that.
You know it.
You should move to Jersey where you’re not allowed to pump your own gas – then your wife would be safe from the cat calls! Assuming, as Bo, etc. have pointed out, she doesn’t like the cat calls 🙂
Bo pointed out she doesn’t mind the cat calls. And she doesn’t..haha
Wow! It’s like looking in a mirror at myself from high school!
Horn dog.
Take away the horns and that cartoon is me! Especially the hands and tongue…
well hello ahmnodt, i don’t believe we’ve met. i’m new here. ♥
New here? Don’t try those blog pick up lines on my site..haha
Hi Lynn, welcome to Bearman’s blog!
She’s not new..don’t fall for that. She was just trying to get you to visit her blog.
You need to do something about that red blotchy skin and pointy ears then.
Remember: she did make you change the channel 🙁
Exactly!!!
I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Pleading the fifth when you know your guilty is actually the Eigth Deadly sin.
that fine looking wife of yours needs a visit with me! no… get your head out of the gutter now. i’d like to have a word with her about pumping her own gas when there’s a perfectly capable man in the car.
hey i can change my tire if i had to so pumping gas is no problem; but if he’s right there in the car his ass is getting out! so, who irons your clothes?
yes, this sin may definitely keep my out of heaven but at least i’ll be in good company, duncan and myra will be there too right?
I iron my clothes thank you very much. I do laundery. I am domesticated.
yeah yeah, you are woman, hear you roar! funny devil toon btw.
My Mum irons when she visits at Christmas. Not sure what that makes us. Un-ironed probably.
Maybe she is trying to tell you something.
Do I have to get my head out of the gutter? My head likes it there.
No room for the rest of your body down there?
I love Lusty’s tongue. That IS a tongue, right? 😀
What else could it be??
One look at that cartoon tongue, and I finally “get” the Rolling Stones’ cartoon tongue. They’re ALL about lust!
Which is amazing by their looks that any of them got women. Just shows money and power…money and power.
I was wondering where all the commenters were today. Looks like they are enjoying your little devilish post. Good story.
Could have been worst. Your wife could of had gas instead of getting gas. I think the brits are smart to use the word petrol.
My have does both…oops sorry honey.
So you will be putting this little devil in different poses for each sin. I’m waiting to see how you do the sin of pride.
He was tough but I think I got him.
Personally, I would go with Penguin Lust.
Say what??
Cue some theme music! *boom chicka bow bow …* 😉
Is that what you say every night?? haha
Aren’t we all guilty
Yes. haha
Blahahah be grateful that the guy wasn’t talking to you Bearman 🙂
I would have been just as flattered..haha
Some men might enjoy this older ditty?
ummmmmmmmm—is it wrong that this one makes me think of Ovaltine as well???
Only if your family catches you licking the open jar.
Licking? Was that a typo orrrrr…?
noooooooooo
wow. i TOTALLY deserve some extra credit for all this commenting at once. i never lust.
although i might be watching The Tudors for the sole purpose that King Henry is smoking hot.
whatever
Which season though. This last one he was pretty gross.
just started. i’m on season one. they are kinda disgusting.
that whole betrothing someone at the age of like 6 is kinda gross
Ok I won’t tell you how it ends..hahahahahah