Every once in a while I have to throw my many overseas fans a bone and do a cartoon that the Americans don’t get. It seems like former Princess and the original Fergie has gotten into hot water lately for trying to sell access to her ex husband in exchange for cash.
On the bright note there are things she won’t do for cash. Like sleep with a Saudi millionaire in exchange for $3 Million. The question is why come on Oprah for your mea culpa. True Oprah is the queen of tv but Americans really could care less. The people she needs to apologize to are the loyal subjects of her Majesty who help foot the bill for her alimony.
BTW…sorry for the terrible caricature of Fergie. Some people I just can’t do. But my Oprah ain’t bad.
I am guessing Prince Andrew didn’t like being pimped out by his ex-wife.
I wouldn’t mind being pimped out by my wife. (ok but not for sex)
Bahahahaha Bearman that was the first friggin thing I thought when I heard she was going on Oprah.
Psst Bearman, you made her way, way, way too thin … Fergie that is..wait, hang on..OK, both!!!!
Depends on when/if Jenny Craig is paying her.
I think Jenny gave her the flick years ago 🙁
I think your Ferg looks great—you nailed the jaw-line…Is Oprah struggling to cross her legs in this one?
Her cheeks make her look like Madame Flowers.
Ha,ha,ha. Funny stuff. I often wonder if the overseas readers understand my scribbles on certain subjects.
That’s why I always include links to articles if I am too lazy to explain it.
I can’t think of what Fergie even looks like these days, so to me it’s a good caricature!
So I am a great caricaturists for people that don’t watch tv or buy magazines. Now if I could only tap into that market.
Good one! I get the Royal Family jokes. Can’t believe Fergie did this…. the Royals must hate this!
The Queen is biting her tongue so much wanting to say “I told you so” to Andrew.
ha! there’s no tongue biting behind closed doors in that family
Probaby very true.
The question is, can Fergie get paid as much as Bristol?
She made $2million off her tell all book. Problem is she is a shopaholic according to some sources so I dont’ feel sorry for her.
Me neither, how can she justify the shit she wears? Everything looks shocking on her. Find a toyboy and be done with it 🙂
maybe it is back to Rubber lips.
No Bearman, your Oprah ain’t bad at all.
I think that Fergie should be court ordered to go on Big Brother UK for 3 months, that’ll set her straight!
Or at least the surreal life on VH1 in the US>
Your Oprah is darn near perfect.
I wonder what she would say though.
Now if Fergie would only get up and throw bits-o the set around Jerry Springer style, that would really be … something …
Those are some great likenesses once again, Bearman! 🙂
I always wanted to make up a story to get on Springer. Then I realized I might have to take my shirt off…
Ahhh the hazards of Springertainment! 🙂
He has an even better show on Game Show Network called Baggage.
IMHO you have fergie just right, the daft cow!
I used to think she got the short end of the stick…now…???
Fregis looks just right. She’s got them there six-pence and stuff crammed in her cheeks for when the bribes run out.
When I first saw it, I figured you were running a Palin toon. Same subject.
True. Pimpin aint easy.
Ya, if it was I’d be out there doing it.
Your Oprah is pretty spot-on but you forgot the huge piles of money surrounding her.
She has vaults for that.
I still fail to understand how she can give them access to Andrew. My ex could sell access to me for $5 but they still wouldn’t get the access. You can’t sell what you don’t own anymore. I for one do not welcome our British overlords as our supreme rulers over our nation. But they do make good TV shows. Not a very good likeness Bearman, you made her much prettier….
Is Tasmania a UK territory?
Unlike you she has a good relationship with her ex (well at least she did)
Yep, unfortunately we belong to the big north island that belongs to the pommys
Oh for goodness sakes Tony, your ex would be just as baffled as us to friggin find you 🙂
Hahaha! I saw this on TV the other day. At the risk of being beat up by the Brits, I don’t understand why they still even have a Royal Family. It’s like holding on to a tradition that nobody acknowledges anymore. Even the younger generation of Brits could care less.
ps. Your Oprah kicks ass!
Brits weigh in. I don’t know…tradition??
Agreed! That is a pretty dang good Oprah!
That’s about as good looking as Oprah gets.
Then again, I’d probably look awful in that dress, too.
I originally had her in pants and then I thought, I hardly ever see her in pants.
Bearman, you pimp!
Oh…because she wears dresses. Right, right.
Well you know me and the O got it going on.
Why does anyone go on Oprah these days other than for money and fame?
Great oprah man!
Did anyone ever go on Oprah (or any other talk show) for anything else???
I am late weighing in again… holidays do that to me. Your Oprah is right on and as far as Fergie I am not sure because I don’t really give a rip about the Royal Family and their Shennanigans. They kind of remind me of that old show Dallas. They have money but they sure don’t have any class.
I’ll have to try to find a poll to see what percent of Brits want to end the monarchy.
Can I vote more than once ??? 😆
Knowing you, you did.
Ugh, I only have to watch Oprah when forced to by my wife. Not you too, Bearman!
Your wife forces you to watch Oprah. Funny, mine forces me to watch American Idol.
i’d probably drop a dime on rip for the right price! 🙂
I suppose the price is negotiable though, right.
of course, any offer over $30 is seriously considered!
Drop a dime???? You mean give him drugs. Oh wait, you meant Drop THE dime. haha And why not use your cell phone.
yeah i suppose the days of pay phones that cost a dime are long gone.. i vaguely remember those..
Cool cartoons! I saw some babe with a sign last weekend on Clearwater Beach and thought I’d come check you out. I’ll be back!
Bill thanks for stopping by. Lynn you better tell Rip you got a “babe” reference.
That babe is also known to lurk at http://trippinwithrip.wordpress.com/
whoo-hoo, *laughing* a “babe” reference? well alrighty then, comments like this make it all worthwhile. i like that and you can bet i’ll let rip know the minute he walks in the door! 🙂
He’ll just puff his chest out and be proud.
maybe so but before he does you can bet he will go to the bathroom, he can’t do anything til then. why is that? when guys get in the house that’s the first thing they must do– before anything else. (or maybe that’s just him *awkward*) 😐
Maybe he is one of those people that hold his crap all day long b/c he doesn’t like to go in public bathrooms.
You are great!
Thanks…feel free to come back and revel in my greatness. haha j/k
Hey, thanks for tipping me off that the bint on the left was Fergie. I thought she looked familiar but couldn’t quite put a name to her – I guess it was the 3 fingers on her hands that threw me 😉
Or the fact that the only thing remotely resembling her is the hair.
Like I said… I recognized Oprah right away but at first I thought the other one was Richard Nixon in drag.
Is she eating gobstoppers ?
You were correct. I don’t get it. oh well, I like the way you drew Oprah though.
I am buying you a subscription to the New York Times and this blog. haha
Hey Bearman, seems it’s not just Fergie that’s strapped for cash. Now Liz wants a pay rise ‘cos she’s finding it hard to make ends meet on a measly £7.9 milion a year 🙄
Jeez, and I know who’s pocket it will be coming out of if she does get a raise !!! 👿
Is it any wonder I have to keep buying cheap booze ???
Hey Bearman, as an aside, I see that gobby bint Lynn is your top commentator so far this week
No surprise there then 😆
okay duncan, lay off the booze man. you’re making up words again…i googled “gobby bint” to no avail. c’om now, tell me you love me and say it like you mean it! (wink) 🙂
slang terms –
bint = woman
gobby = bigmouth
😆 😆 😆
P.S. Jeez, Lynn, will you shutup with that love me thing. FFS, I’ve seen pics of Rip. He’s bigger than me !!! And I don’t want him asking some of the ‘family’ to pay me a visit 🙁
Now now you two. I might have to put you two in a blog room for a while
I hope that room’s got a bar, a pool table, a darts board, and a 48″ TV Screen with the sports channels – to keep Lynn entertained
I’ll just sit quietly in the corner with a bottle of whisky 😆
No whiskey…no bar. Just the two of you and padded walls.
Oh and if you would quit drinking whiskey and send me a 125×125 banner ad already for Mad Hatters, I might actually have had it up on the home page at least once by now.
oh i can take rip.. he doesn’t scare me. now what about that room bearman wants to send us to? ~i wonder if there will be leather and whips in there? i’ll show you bit mouth!
*oohhh unfortunate choice of words*
Too many comments to search them all but I assume someone has stated that they’d pay $3M to avoid having to sleep with her? If not, consider it said
You of course are original Don.
Opera looks great.
And Fergie does need the cash.
It would be sad to see her wandering the streets.
That’s Fergie?! She actually looks slightly pretty here…