Quote of the Week

There is a show in the States with third rate celebs called “I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here”.

First what qualifies Patti Blagojevich as a Celebrity? I mean that would be like having Matt Damon’s wife on some show. (See my take on Patti’s husband Rob)  I am sure she is a nice woman but come on.  Was some Rock of Love reject not available?

And no offense to the other people but what is Lou Diamond Philips doing on this show?  I am talking Golden Globe winner LDP.  My money is on him to go all the way just for the coolness factor.

But the greatest is that the douchebag Spencer Pratt (playing a character or not)  came and left the show several times.  I mean, this guy’s level of entitlement makes Janice Dickenson look like Mother Teresa.

But the classic is his tirade to NBC programming excecutive Ben Silverman before quitting for the 4th or 5th time. 

“I’m too rich and I’m too famous to be sitting with these people and cleaning up their shit in the jungle, my man. And this cast is devaluing our fame right now. I’m sitting next to VH1 comedians that I have never even seen before… I thought it was gonna be all celebrities,” Spencer told Ben. “Stars of shows get treated like stars, dude. I’m fucking supposed to be cleaning up John Salley’s shit  in a bucket? Dude! You’ve never cleaned up your own shit let alone taken John Salley’s shit to the creek, have you? Don’t throw me in the jungle and try and make me your little guinea pig torture act.”


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  1. George says:

    Wow! This sounds like a fun show. I love that guy’s tirade.

  2. nursemyra says:

    I haven’t seen Lou diamond Phillips in anything for ages. I guess by hollywood standards he’s considered second rate now regardless of any talent he has

  3. NobblySan says:

    We also have to put up with “I’m a nonentity, get me on television” over here in the UK as well.

    An endless string of Z-list morons and wives/husbands of morons.

    ….and to think that Johnny Rotten once lowered his standards to go on the show. What a sell out! – even worse than Iggy Pop selling car insurance.

  4. “I just wanna be your dodge…”

    Sorry, the tune’s stuck in my head now. I saw a few minutes of the show – I think every second rate reality show is now required to have a minimum of one Baldwin brother.

    Gripping stuff.

    Thanks bearman.

    p.s. great work on the challenge!

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