Tag: cartoon

  • Seven Deadly Sins Cartoon: Gluttony

    Seven Deadly Sins Cartoon: Gluttony

    UPDATE:  GET THIS AND OTHER DEADLY SINS T-SHIRT, POSTERS ETC AT OUR STORE

    Part three of my week showcasing the Seven Deadly Sins focuses on Gluttony.  So far Dave has been the only one to fess up to this.

    Yet another sin of mine. I grew up in a house where you had to clean your plate.  That is great when you are a spastic kid who burns alot of calories but not so good when you become a sedentary adult.  And as opposed to the Friggin Loon’s constant betrayal that I have a blogger’s butt, I have to say my butt is quite fine.  And in other good news, I am down 14lbs in my quest to lose 24 to get back to my college weight.  Why not 25…well that has to do with Sloth which is another of my sins…

  • Seven Deadly Sins Cartoon: Lust

    Seven Deadly Sins Cartoon: Lust

    UPDATE:  GET THIS AND OTHER DEADLY SINS T-SHIRT, POSTERS ETC AT OUR STORE

    Part two of my week showcasing the Seven Deadly Sins by Lust.  It seems several of our regulars are guilty of this sin. (ahem Lynn, Myra, Dennis)

    Speaking of Lust.  The perfect story that ties into this idea happened just yesterday.  While I was sitting in the car, my wife was outside pumping gas.  (Now wait a minute before you say anything…it was her car so she should pump her own gas and it proves I am not a macho chauvinist that I would think women aren’t capable of pumping their own gas).  Anyway this dude gets out of his car, sees my wife and says “Woo Wee, If the good Lord made you any finer he would have kept you for himself.”

  • Seven Deadly Sins: Greed

    Seven Deadly Sins: Greed

    UPDATE:  GET THIS AND OTHER DEADLY SINS T-SHIRT, POSTERS ETC AT OUR STORE

    One of the projects I have been working on as of late is to add some things to my online store.   One idea I came up with was to do t-shirts and posters of the Seven Deadly Sins.  Rather than make them ominous characters, I went more for cute.  The Seven Deadly Sins are “a classification of the most objectionable vices that has been used since early Christian times to educate and instruct followers concerning (immoral) fallen humanity’s tendency to sin.”

    Given each sins call for very different personalities, I thought it would be a great challenge to myself to draw each of them.

    Every day this week, I will post a new Deadly Sin.  Today is Greed.    I find myself greedy with my time more than money.  I need to find more volunteer opportunities.

    Spill it…who out there is Greedy?

  • Bearman Cartoon: Wonder Woman’s New Costume

    Wonder Woman Naked

     The internet has been abuzz this past week with DC comics decision to revamp the Wonder Woman struggling franchise by giving her a makeover.  Personally I think the top they chose looks too much like Spiderman.

    But it got me thinking what would a comic book geek really want a redone Wonder Woman to wear.  Well that and my naked Marge Simpson did so well that I thought my stats were due for another titillating post.

    Thanks to Mack at Area 51 Comics for the idea as part of Twitter #TuesdaySketch.  The idea behind TuesdaySketch is that the moderator chooses a topic on Monday night and anyone that has a chance showcases their sketch.  Of course this week was on Wonder Woman’s new wardrobe.  Check out all the submissions for this week.

  • Editorial Cartoon: Mel Gibson loses it

    It seems Mel Gibson’s mouth is its own Lethal Weapon.  He played an incredibly convincing guy that was on the edge of sanity along with his cop partner played by Danny Glover.  But the real Gibson seems more off his rocker than the character Riggs.

    In 2006, an inebriated Mel went off on a cop in an antisemitic rant.  Gibson apologized and blamed alcoholism on the remarks.  The public forgave him and in a poll only 6% said they would not see him in a future movie.

    Well now it seems, he has done it again.  In taped conversations, Gibson is heard telling baby mama Oksana:

    “You look like a f—ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n—-rs, it will be your fault.”

    Will those who rushed to defend him three years ago be back?  Will other’s jump on the bandwagon to call for his excommunication from the Hollywood community?  Thoughts?

  • Editorial Cartoon: The Gore’s Divorce

    Bearman Cartoon - Al and Tipper Gore Divorce

    It was shocking last week to learn that after 40 years, former Vice President Al Gore and his wife Tipper were finally calling it quits.  It just goes to show, you never know what people are going through. 

    For the uninformed, since leaving office, Al has become the Poster Boy for Global Warming and back in the 80’s when Al was just a senator, his wife Tipper headed up the Parent’s Music Resource Center (PMRC).   Ultimately, their fight led to warning stickers on records and a Capitol Hill showdown with rockers including Dee Snyder of Twisted Sister.

  • Bearman Cartoon: Pacman turns 30

    Bearman Cartoon Pacman turns 30

    So I know it is out of character for me to do 2 posts in the same day or to post a cartoon on a Friday but given that today is the 30th anniversary of the launch of Pacman, I thought it shouldn’t wait. 

    My rendition of the guy pales in comparison (what do you bottom dwellers expect) to our friend Scott Hampson from Agent X whose Pacman Cartoon has been stolen all over the internet.  Yes bloggers, the least you can do when you steal an image is link back to the source and quit cutting out the guys URL from the picture.

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  • Bearman Cartoon: How Elvis Died

    Bearman Cartoon - How Elvis Died

    Along with Monday’s post, this makes my second entry into Dialogue Free Comics Day.  Check out some other entries.

    I was all excited when I heard this story last week and several days went by without the Loonpicking up on the story (cause the girl has every tabloid on her RSS reader).  But then friggin Duncan had to post it on Mad Hatters.   While it is old news that Elvis suffered from constipation, it has recently been openly discussed by his personal physician the issues he had with it.

    Seems it wasn’t the drugs or the peanut butter and fried chicken sandwiches that did him in, but rather constipation.  See Elvis couldn’t take a normal healthy constitution.  In fact he went days nay weeks without so much as a rabbit turd making its way to the sewers.  All that weight gain was caused by a failure to clean the bowels.  In fact pictures taken weeks apart would show Elvis looking like he either gained or lost 20 lbs depending on if he could relieve himself.

    Personally when I strain I think I am going to have a stroke…but lo and behold he went and strained so much for so long that his heart finally gave out.

    Back then I guess Immodium wasn’t so popular and he could have had a colostomy but he feared pooping himself onstage and unfortunately vanity did not serve him well.  His autopsy revealed his colon was way bigger than the norm and they found 4-5 month old feces still in him.  YUCK.

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  • Bearman Cartoon – Wind Farm

    Bearman Cartoon Wind Farm Hazard for Birds

    With the oil spill heading toward the coastline of Louisiana, the call for expansion of wind farms and the use of them as alternate energy streams already is getting loud.   Careful jumping in with both feet…especially if you are a bird.

     

    UPDATE:  Check out the guest cartoon I did for Carlo Jose San Juan at Callous Comics.  Story of Riann Nicah a newly practicing physician.  Some get guardian angels; well she ended up with Cal, a guardian duck who is as new to the guardian position as Riann is to the medical field.   Great thing is, Carlo’s day job is a real physician specializing in nuclear medicine.  So not only does he shame me in the drawing world, he shames me in the real world too. 

    And thank you Carlo for the mention of my charity challenge.  Want to get involved too?  Please click the pic below to find out how you can help with no cost to you.

  • Guest Cartoon Rick the Stick

    Rick the Stick Guest Cartoon

    Ken Drab of the famous Rick the Stick cartoon has been doing a series of Rick screwing up words and phrases (see here, here, here and here).   I thought what better than to have Rick perform some famously (and not so famously) misheard lyrics to songs.   Some are easier than others.   Can you figure out them all??

    Wake up I might sit on you.
    Wrapped up like a douche.
    Carry a laser down the road that I must travel.
    Let’s pee in the spotlight.
    Dirty deeds, done to sheep.
    My anus is the center hole.

     What is your favorite misheard lyrics??

    UPDATE  – The answers are in order Click through.