Category: Beartoons

  • Customer Service 5 Star Rating Cartoon

    Customer Service 5 Star Rating Cartoon

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    Gallup is in the news recently for issues surrounding their polling processes used during the election where they predicted a 1 point lead for Romney.  Interesting my beef is not only with Gallup but any company that is involved with corporate polling to survey customer experience at retail establishments (banks, car dealers, etc).

    You have all seen the signs:  “Strive for Five”, “Gimme 5”, or “High 5”.  I recently saw the strive for five sign at my local Kroger and reminded me of the incident above.   Of course I took artistic and creative license with it but the scenario was similar.   I went in for the second time for the same issue, had to wait longer than they told me to get my car and at the end the service manager practically begged me to give them fives.  He claimed they never got less than a 5 rating.  Thus is my problem with the way customer experience is tracked.

    As someone who is familiar with statistics and employee engagement, I find it embarrassing that so many companies rely on quantitative data only.   It is great that they get a five in different areas, but why?   I have a friend whose company started using this as a way to track their engagement because they felt the higher the engagement with customers, the better their sales results.    Which I agree with.   Low performing locations saw their sales increase as their customer service scores did.  Most  likely, they weren’t doing what they should have been in the first place.  So that is good.  However, locations that were high performing could have passing or failing customer engagement scores from month to month.   There was nothing being tracked to say WHY the customers rated lower.

    When I asked his opinion he said it was because the rating scale was outrageous.   Think about your own experiences recently at a restaurant, a store, etc.   On a five point scale, what would you rate it?   Normally if the service was good  I would give a four.  I tend to reserve fives for those that really “wow” me.   However, in some industries a 4.6 score is considered a failure.   REALLY?   You know how you get to a 4.6.  Ask ten customers to rate your company and have four of the ten give you a four rating and the rest give you a five.  Or have nine customers give you a five rating and one person who either had a bad experience or a chip on their shoulder give you a one.  Without additional information saying why you got the score you did, it is difficult to replicate the good behavior or check the bad.

    So why is the failing grade so high?   Because companies like in my example above have learned to manipulate your behavior rather than improving their customer service.   Now instead of a four, I am shamed into giving them a five.  When you are face to face with a person asking you to give them a five, you feel an obligation not to be the one person that kept them from getting a raise or other compensation.   So you give them a five.   OR, in my case when the service is less than ideal, I might do you a favor and not answer the phone when your company calls to rate your service.  All that skews the data even higher.

    So the top brass can brag about their high scores, but nothing really ever changes for the customer experience.   There are three questions that I learned in the beginning of my career that works well in both performance reviews and customer engagement.

    1. What would you like X to start doing?
    2. What would you like X to stop doing?
    3. What would you like X to continue doing?

    Those three questions will get you stronger information than quantitative data alone ever will.

    BTW, if any company that does this feels I am wrong in my analysis, I would love to talk to you about how your methodology works differently than described.

  • Arrested Development Ratings

    Arrested Development Ratings

    5-28-13-Bearman-Cartoon-Arrested Development Ratings Perception vs Reality

    So the new season of Arrested Development has finally streamed on Netflix to what appears to be heavy streaming of the new episodes, disappointment from critics, and a stock tumble because reception of the fourth season wasn’t as good as expected.  I will be honest, I remember when the show premiered on Fox, I wasn’t a fan.   I guess I wasn’t the only one because it peaked at about 6 million viewers and was about 120 on the ratings list.   Sure you can blame Fox for poor scheduling but it just never caught on during it’s run even though the critics lauded it.

    But unlike the Fox run, as my cartoon alludes to the poor ratings, those critics got the buzz continuing and it saw new life on streaming services such as Netflix and Hulu.   So the rabid fan base couldn’t wait till the new season.   Sadly the critics aren’t as giddy with Season 4 so we will see if there is a Season 5.

    Are you an Arrested Development fan?   What am I missing?

  • How the Environmentalists Screwed Us

    How the Environmentalists Screwed Us

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    Today’s cartoon is for the environmental movement and what I consider a failure of public opinion.   Many of my friends on social media are sharing this article which asks the question why people can’t believe in Global Warming if the majority of scientists do.  On one post by fellow Cincinnatian Craig Froehle I wrote the following:

    I think the Environmental movement made a grave mistake years ago when pushing the Global Warming agenda.  Not saying it is true but even those who believe in Global Warming will point to history of it happening on earth and question whether the current climate change is man made or natural.

    Pollution seemed to be something people could grasp as it was something visual they could see and see the effects of making better choices.   IMO many of the strides we made years ago to fight pollution are being stalled as people debate Global Warming.

    Pollution and the impact of it is a visible thing.   So when we clean our rivers or our air, we can see a visual impact of our efforts which in turn helps decrease issues with Global Warming.   But now we are hung up in a debate whether it is man-made or naturally occurring.

    What do you think?

     

    Charity Challenge Update:

    Thank you Thank you Thank you.  I once again stepped up the goal and you once again helped me deliver.

    Include Bearman in a webcomic – $10

    Blog about the Challenge – $10

    Adding Beartoons.com to Blog Roll or Banner Ad Addition – $5

    New Followers on Google Plus – $1

    450 new followers – $450

    Giving us a weekly total of $555 and a month to date total of hitting the $1500.  Thanks to all

    For the remainder of the month I am still counting new google plus users and donating that money to the Red Cross.

     

  • Ewww that Smell

    Ewww that Smell

    5-15-13-Dialogue-Free-Comic Day Cartoon Car Farts by Bearman Cartoons

    Today’s cartoon is in honor of Dialogue Free Comic Day, which actually is this Friday but I am early because I will be out of town.   Thanks to Noel Curry who started it and has kept it going.

    This represents just another day in the Bearman Household.  The only thing different is that my wife doesn’t know how to use the the window lock.  So typically it is me driving, her releasing an SBD (Silent but Deadly for the uninformed) and waiting with a smirk on her face until the gas cloud wafts over to me.  Of course I begin choking.  My payback is in the winter when I roll her window down to release the fumes and lock it so she has to freeze.   Oh the fun we have in our house.

    Ladies do you fart in front of your significant other?  Men does your woman fart in front of you??   We have friends who don’t fart in front of each other and we personally find that weird, so don’t judge..haha.

    Midway point in the charity challenge and love all the new and old people that continue to step up.  Thanks and keep it coming.

    2013 Bearman Cartoons Charity Challenge

  • Bill Cosby as Doctor Who

    Bill Cosby as Doctor Who

    Bill Cosby as Doctor Who

    Bill Cosby was one of the first actors considered to play the part of Doctor Who in a Warner Brothers film based on the famous BBC television series.

    Prior to any trip via car/plane I need reading material.  So for this trip I picked up the 25th anniversary edition of Uncle Johns Bathroom Reader.  One of the stories talked about how during the dead times of the Doctor Who franchise, the BBC sold the film rights to Warner Brothers.   In the late 80’s/early 90’s, Bill Cosby was Americas favorite dad and doctor.  So WB supposedly approached Bill who turned it down.  The film was eventually made in 1996 but not by WB and it starred Paul McGann.

    I tried to find some additional evidence but so far only thing I could find was an obscure reference to an Entertainment Weekly tidbit from an edition prior to them posting anything on the web.   Either way, Doctor Who fans would probably be up in arms.

    Love the book though.  It is like my on the go edition of the Friggin Loon and Madhatters ie information that is interesting but really doesn’t make you any smarter haha.  Check out their website at http://bathroomreader.com or buy the book.
    Uncle John’s Fully Loaded 25th Anniversary Bathroom Reader (Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader)

     

    Don’t forget, the Charity Challenge continues through May.  Thanks for all that have participated so far.

    2013 Bearman Cartoons Charity Challenge

  • Tyrion Lannister Game of Thrones

    Tyrion Lannister Game of Thrones

    Tyrion Lannister Caricature Bearman Cartoons Peter Dinklage

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    So here is my continuing efforts at trying new things related to drawing. This is my caricature version of Peter Dinklage, known to Game of Thrones Fans as Tyrion Lannister. You can see the beginnings as a simple pencil sketch, then I added watercolor and ink to the image and finally pulled it all into Photoshop to color it.

    This is probably the longest I have ever worked on one image, only because I am learning some new techniques as I go. Might tweak the color some more but here is where it stands now.

  • Love Bug

    Love Bug

    Love Bug by Bearman Cartoons

    Just experimenting with line work other than black.   The “Love Bug”

  • Project Blue Collar – Daddy Issues Cartoon

    Project Blue Collar Doggy Daddy Issues

    Today’s cartoon was done for another friend who started Project Blue Collar that raises awareness and encourages people to adopt rescue dogs.  Might have a few more coming soon.

  • Grumpy Cat vs Grumpy Cat

    Grumpy Cat vs Grumpy Cat

    Garfield Vs. Grumpy Cat

    I’d be surprised if this cartoon hasn’t been done by someone but I purposefully didn’t look so it wouldn’t impact my vision.  For the unaware, the “grumpy cat” on the left is the original grumpy one – Garfield the Cat.   The unsuspecting feline is the internet meme sensation Grumpy Cat.

    I would think I might have issues with someone else taking my gig too.  Now I need to figure out what that gig is.

  • Takei – Definition

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    Seems actor George Takei isn’t just famous for his stellar acting on Star Trek.   He has parlayed his celebrity into appearances on the Howard Stern show and is something of a Social Media icon – especially on Facebook.   And several times from an unmentioned cartoonist friend of ours.   As you all know I am a big proponent of those who share other’s work to provide credit where you found it.   It isn’t too hard even if you found the picture/cartoon on google because many artists, including yours truly, puts their URL on the image.

    George, or whomever is posting for him, doesn’t seem to always have the time for that so he just takes it and posts it as is.  Interesting that someone who is in the intellectual property business seems to miss that courtesy.

    Any other celebrities that I should spoof their social media habits into a future definition?

    NOTE:  For those who were here yesterday I didn’t like my caricature of George Takei so I updated it.