Ewww that Smell

5-15-13-Dialogue-Free-Comic Day Cartoon Car Farts by Bearman Cartoons

Today’s cartoon is in honor of Dialogue Free Comic Day, which actually is this Friday but I am early because I will be out of town.   Thanks to Noel Curry who started it and has kept it going.

This represents just another day in the Bearman Household.  The only thing different is that my wife doesn’t know how to use the the window lock.  So typically it is me driving, her releasing an SBD (Silent but Deadly for the uninformed) and waiting with a smirk on her face until the gas cloud wafts over to me.  Of course I begin choking.  My payback is in the winter when I roll her window down to release the fumes and lock it so she has to freeze.   Oh the fun we have in our house.

Ladies do you fart in front of your significant other?  Men does your woman fart in front of you??   We have friends who don’t fart in front of each other and we personally find that weird, so don’t judge..haha.

Midway point in the charity challenge and love all the new and old people that continue to step up.  Thanks and keep it coming.

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  1. Nef says:

    Look at that! I also did this(a Dialogue-Free Comic, not a Silent Butt Deadly, although…) I’m also looking into making you pay some more charity money, but I’m not 100% sure how I’ll get it done. It is not like a certain green-haired man has never been seen around our neighborhood before 😉

  2. Comedy Plus says:

    Bwahahahahahahahaha. I love your sense of humor. Both of you. We always just blame the dog and then laugh.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

  3. It’s a gas! I’m actually sad it didn’t work out time wise my Friday comic is silent.

  4. DadaHyena says:

    Damn it, Kathy Griffin, it’s bad enough your act stinks…!

  5. David Hurley says:

    No they don’t (at least they don’t want us to think that)! …..but on to the no dialogue day, cool!

  6. Binky says:

    How come I never hear about silent comic day?? Oh, never mind.

  7. Jim says:

    I usually blame her cat, but with friends I’d say, “Your voice has changed, but your breath still smells the same.”

  8. Bill Murphy says:

    Woman can’t fart. It’s a physiologically impossible!
    My mother told me so!

  9. That famous ‘ew’ car smell.
    Also I’m guessing you turn more of a green than a purple?

  10. lisleman says:

    Farts do much better in blogs than RL.
    My wife is very reluctant to admit any gaseous infraction against our breathing space.

  11. George says:

    my wife and I play the game of the SBD to see who will be the first one to notice. Of course, I cheat sometimes when I set one off by going, “What kind of popcorn is that”, ensuring that she takes a humongous whiff. 😀

  12. George says:

    And I’m also taking note that this is a 3 panel comic with recurring character art. It’s time for you to make another Guest Comic for me like you did in 2011.

  13. Jande says:

    Anyone who doesn’t fart has had an analrectomy and will explode forthwith! (technical jargon I just made up. I just pretend total innocence, or say something about the fridge needing cleaning out again. But then again, MY farts don’t stink.

  14. Tony McGurk says:

    Not farting in front of each other IS weird. Great comic & thanks for the insight into the Bearman & Bearwoman household.

  15. frigginloon says:

    No one ever owns up in my household but we al have our suspicions 🙂

  16. Julian says:

    This defines a couple I know.

  17. Chris K says:

    Trapped like a rat!

  18. Andro says:

    There is nothing like sharing Bearman,
    perhaps she was blowing you a big kiss? 🙂 lol

    Have fun today 🙂


  19. Dave says:

    Don’t judge me please… my wife and I release it in the other room. I don’t want to smell the poo of somebody I have sex with. 😉

  20. G.B. Miller says:

    Usually its the reverse, in which I unload some serious nuclear style F bombs within enclosed spaces at the wife.

  21. I love free comic day but I hate when my wife locks the window when she farts!

  22. Tim Green says:

    I always thought farting in front of your spouse could put things on the skids…

  23. Cha says:

    I saw this on Pinterest first. And it made me laugh so hard!!! lol Love it!!!

  24. Mark Stokes says:

    My eyes are burning!

  25. Lynn Vee says:

    No! I never do. I am, afterall a perfect asshole. :-/

  26. Your own farts always smell awesome, no matter how bad. But another person’s fart is just brutal.

  27. My Date opened her mouth wide open hahaha she thought thats how you kiss lol

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