Ewww that Smell

5-15-13-Dialogue-Free-Comic Day Cartoon Car Farts by Bearman Cartoons

Today’s cartoon is in honor of Dialogue Free Comic Day, which actually is this Friday but I am early because I will be out of town.   Thanks to Noel Curry who started it and has kept it going.

This represents just another day in the Bearman Household.  The only thing different is that my wife doesn’t know how to use the the window lock.  So typically it is me driving, her releasing an SBD (Silent but Deadly for the uninformed) and waiting with a smirk on her face until the gas cloud wafts over to me.  Of course I begin choking.  My payback is in the winter when I roll her window down to release the fumes and lock it so she has to freeze.   Oh the fun we have in our house.

Ladies do you fart in front of your significant other?  Men does your woman fart in front of you??   We have friends who don’t fart in front of each other and we personally find that weird, so don’t judge..haha.

Midway point in the charity challenge and love all the new and old people that continue to step up.  Thanks and keep it coming.

2013 Bearman Cartoons Charity Challenge

Comments

71 responses to “Ewww that Smell”

  1. Jason Salas Avatar
    1. Bearman Avatar
  2. Nef Avatar

    Look at that! I also did this(a Dialogue-Free Comic, not a Silent Butt Deadly, although…) I’m also looking into making you pay some more charity money, but I’m not 100% sure how I’ll get it done. It is not like a certain green-haired man has never been seen around our neighborhood before 😉

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Well if you can make room for George ford..OK if George is there, there is no room for me hahahahah

  3. Comedy Plus Avatar

    Bwahahahahahahahaha. I love your sense of humor. Both of you. We always just blame the dog and then laugh.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      We blame the dog too but we don’t have one

  4. Michael Corley Avatar

    It’s a gas! I’m actually sad it didn’t work out time wise my Friday comic is silent.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      That works. Friday is the actual day. Just let Noel know and he will add it to his list.

  5. DadaHyena Avatar

    Damn it, Kathy Griffin, it’s bad enough your act stinks…!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      lol At least you know enough to call her Griffin and not Griffith

  6. David Hurley Avatar

    No they don’t (at least they don’t want us to think that)! …..but on to the no dialogue day, cool!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      They do, they do

  7. Binky Avatar

    How come I never hear about silent comic day?? Oh, never mind.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Cuz you haven’t paid attention the last two years I was in it.

      That and you can’t keep your mouth shut anyway.

      1. George Avatar

        Where would I be without my beautiful, lengthy dialogue?!

        1. Bearman Avatar

          People would question your intelligence versus you proving it.

      2. Binky Avatar

        I, in fact, talk very sparingly. I believe you must be confusing me with the little one.

  8. Jim Avatar

    I usually blame her cat, but with friends I’d say, “Your voice has changed, but your breath still smells the same.”

    1. Bearman Avatar

      That’s gross. I am using it though

  9. Bill Murphy Avatar

    Woman can’t fart. It’s a physiologically impossible!
    My mother told me so!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      How old were you when you realized your mother was a liar

  10. SpilledInkGuy Avatar

    That famous ‘ew’ car smell.
    Also I’m guessing you turn more of a green than a purple?
    🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Yes but that would have been obvious

  11. lisleman Avatar

    Farts do much better in blogs than RL.
    My wife is very reluctant to admit any gaseous infraction against our breathing space.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      You are a lucky man then

  12. George Avatar

    my wife and I play the game of the SBD to see who will be the first one to notice. Of course, I cheat sometimes when I set one off by going, “What kind of popcorn is that”, ensuring that she takes a humongous whiff. 😀

    1. Bearman Avatar

      hahah…..It’s burnt popcorn!!!

    2. Tony McGurk Avatar

      Good notice on that point George. I hadn’t picked up on that. Maybe you could do a 3 or 4 episode storyline Bearman

      1. Bearman Avatar

        Like the world needs more fart cartoons

  13. George Avatar

    And I’m also taking note that this is a 3 panel comic with recurring character art. It’s time for you to make another Guest Comic for me like you did in 2011.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I am probably wayyyyy overdue

  14. Jande Avatar

    Anyone who doesn’t fart has had an analrectomy and will explode forthwith! (technical jargon I just made up. I just pretend total innocence, or say something about the fridge needing cleaning out again. But then again, MY farts don’t stink.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

      Actually my farts tend not to smell either but stay clear of the bathroom. haha

      1. Andro Avatar

        I have stink-free farts too 🙂 lol

        Andro

        1. Bearman Avatar

          I am not buyin it.

          1. Andro Avatar

            Yes I figured that you wouldn’t
            believe me but it was worth a try 🙂 lol

            Have a wicked one today Bearman 🙂

  15. Tony McGurk Avatar

    Not farting in front of each other IS weird. Great comic & thanks for the insight into the Bearman & Bearwoman household.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      She is my constant muse

  16. frigginloon Avatar

    No one ever owns up in my household but we al have our suspicions 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Isn’t it just you and the cats?

      1. Andro Avatar

        And another thing, the cats don’t fart
        so who is the one dropping ’em? 🙂 lmao

        Andro

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Depends on what she feeds them that day

          1. Andro Avatar

            Probably a smelly kipper
            combo or something 🙁 Eeeeuw

  17. Julian Avatar

    This defines a couple I know.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      you and???

  18. Chris K Avatar

    Trapped like a rat!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Sad isn’t it

  19. Andro Avatar

    There is nothing like sharing Bearman,
    perhaps she was blowing you a big kiss? 🙂 lol

    Have fun today 🙂

    Andro

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I tell her every time I fart it is my way of saying I love you

      1. Andro Avatar

        Yes and I bet she appreciates
        your stylish romantic offerings 🙂 lol

  20. Dave Avatar

    Don’t judge me please… my wife and I release it in the other room. I don’t want to smell the poo of somebody I have sex with. 😉

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Classic comment

  21. G.B. Miller Avatar

    Usually its the reverse, in which I unload some serious nuclear style F bombs within enclosed spaces at the wife.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      That is probably true of most couples

  22. Hjörtur Hjartarson Avatar

    I love free comic day but I hate when my wife locks the window when she farts!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Glad to know I am not alone.

  23. Tim Green Avatar

    I always thought farting in front of your spouse could put things on the skids…

    1. Bearman Avatar

      It could leave a mark

  24. Cha Avatar

    I saw this on Pinterest first. And it made me laugh so hard!!! lol Love it!!!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Good to know someone is using pinterest

  25. Mark Stokes Avatar

    My eyes are burning!

  26. Lynn Vee Avatar
    Lynn Vee

    No! I never do. I am, afterall a perfect asshole. :-/

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I am sure there are those who would agree. HOpe you are feeling better.

      1. Lynn Vee Avatar
        Lynn Vee

        LoL No doubt. Feeling fine again, thanks. 🙂

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Good to hear

  27. Jack of Gulls Comic Avatar

    Your own farts always smell awesome, no matter how bad. But another person’s fart is just brutal.

  28. horseback riding singapore Avatar

    My Date opened her mouth wide open hahaha she thought thats how you kiss lol