Orgasm Emoticon

Animated Orgasm Emoticon

So Dave and Scott were lamenting the other day that there is no Orgasm Emoticon.  What purpose they may have for that in correspondence is between the two of them.   But they called me out (head down to comment 18) and even though I thought there already was some equivalent I figured I would oblige.  Besides anytime I post something remotely sounding potentially pornographic I get a spike in activity.

Want an even bigger laugh. Robert at Spilled Ink blogged about my charity challenge today.  Go check out the look on his cartoon face.  (I can’t figure out how to link to a particular post on his site so it is the 5/17 posting if you show up another day)  Check out the expression in the last panel.  Look familiar. Now there is a BEARMANiac…hahah

Don’t forget the charity challenge. Click link for how you can help at no cost to you.

Comments

61 responses to “Orgasm Emoticon”

  1. Friggin Loon Avatar

    WTF have you been smoking Bearman? Sheez, I get it, you’ve been over to Lynn’s blog haven’t you? Is that a single strand of hair that keeps appearing?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      What single strand of hair? We are all about fingers here.

      1. jammer5 Avatar

        Fingers? Did someone say fingers?

        1. Bearman Avatar

          About time someone noticed..haha

          1. jammer5 Avatar

            Personally, I prefer shoes, mainly left ones.

  2. Friggin Loon Avatar

    Am I the only one on your blog Bearman? Sheez, seems they are over at Scotty’s place trying to catch a viral infection, instead of getting an organism over here 🙁

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Organism??? Dunbo.

      1. Friggin Loon Avatar

        Yes I am 🙂

        1. susispice Avatar

          hahaha u got called dunbo ahah

  3. Scott Oglesby Avatar

    I love it! Is there a way for me to emulate this pure awesomness?

    How in the hell do you do this stuff?

    1. dave hambidge Avatar

      Berman that is excellent. For use I trust as I have rightclicked and saved the image on my desktop for future use. What do I owe you for this piece of brilliance?

      1. Bearman Avatar

        Just deep admiration and praise Dave.haha

        1. dave hambidge Avatar

          And a couple of plugs at HC on Tuesday…

        2. lynn Avatar

          deep admiration and praise? well i for one happen to think that is waay too much but that’s just me… 🙂

          1. Bearman Avatar

            Dave has deeper pockets

    2. Bearman Avatar

      Yes but you will have to ask your wife.

      If you are referring to using it elsewhere, just right click it and save it.

      It is an animated gif made in photoshop.

  4. danineteen Avatar

    I love the little eye-roll at the end 😛

    1. Bearman Avatar

      tried to make it faster but then my file would have been way too big.

      1. Friggin Loon Avatar

        Blahahaha boasting again Bearman?

  5. Brad Avatar

    Very nice! If I were to use it the emoticon would need to be crying at the end.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Funny you say that. I almost made it that way.

  6. SpilledInkGuy Avatar

    Hahaha … thanks much, Bearman!
    That was supposed to be my ‘I’m being chased down by a top-secret governmental agency of very angry emoticons’ face. I think. Then again my character’s character does have amnesia … 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Whatever you say RJ..haha

  7. Nate Fakes Avatar

    Lol. Next you need the cigarette smoking one for afterwords…..or the one of disbelief the next morning.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Or a sad one for premature…

      Maybe I need to do an entire poster.

      1. susispice Avatar

        bhahaha i like nate fakes latter one… the “OMG SHE/HE IS A MINGA!” i cant believe i did that next day face hahaha

          1. susispice Avatar

            yeah Minga:
            definition:
            1. someone who is unfortunate looking
            2. ugly
            3. unattractive in a common-consensus way

          2. Bearman Avatar

            “unfortunate looking” I think if someone called me that I would be more upset than if they just said I was ugly.

  8. MJ Avatar

    What a hoot! Ha,ha,ha.

  9. WriterDood Avatar

    I heard there was something remotely pornographic here, so I came running, and all I get is a big yellow head? Damn, dude!

    Hmm… okay, maybe his mouth should make a wiggling S shape right before he blows. Also, it’s too short when his eye rolls up there at the end. He should hold the pose for a bit (like Japanese anime where the eyes wiggle back and forth for two minutes).

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Problem is that the more frames you add in photoshop the smaller you have to make the image in order to animate.

  10. jynksie Avatar

    Is it mere coincidence that -THAT- is the same look I give whenever my laxative works?!? o.O

    1. Bearman Avatar

      It’s a release one way or the other…so no.

  11. lynn Avatar

    well, i’d say that the mouth on your emoticon definitely looks pornographic.. don’t ‘cha think? 8)

    1. Bearman Avatar

      YOu mean my gravatar or the yellow guy I made above?

      1. lynn Avatar

        oops, i meant the emoticon, sorry… well you have a tongue thing going on in your gravatar too! please tell me that is a tongue.. :-/

  12. Duncanr Avatar

    Love it, Bearman

    Are you planning to do another one showing a male experiencing an orgasm ? 😉 😆

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I don’t want to make this site TOO graphic. I already border the R side of PG-13. haha

    2. lynn Avatar

      gotta agree with duncan here.. ya gotta admit, it’d be funny.

      1. Bearman Avatar

        Nah…it’s too boring. Most of it entails begging.

  13. Tony Avatar

    Tastefully done
    But I can’t see any boobies, I clicked on a “big big mamas” porn link at Google & ended up here…

    1. Bearman Avatar

      LIar…I checked.

      But someone looking for “booger emoticon” ended up here.

      1. Tony Avatar

        You don’t need an emoticon for that, just pick one & scan it into your computer

  14. DadaHyena Avatar

    Now there’s something the whole family can enjoy!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      We are family friendly.

  15. mach3 Avatar

    Now is that how it is?!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Yes it is.

  16. Duncanr Avatar

    See, that’s what you look like girls when you’re faking it 😆

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Except the acting is worse.

  17. jammer5 Avatar

    Excellent, bearman, excellent. But you’re going to have to put up a seventeen or older banner now.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Why 13 year olds today know a hell of a lot more than I did at 17.

      1. jammer5 Avatar

        Good point. No one under the age of nine without parental permission 🙂

  18. Amy Avatar

    hmmm….that’s a familiar face, I think I did him once. Unless its a woman and then….oh $%#& where’d you get my picture?!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I thought you might say…”Unless its a woman and then…well I did her too”