Bald Men – Hairy Backs

Bald Hairy Back Man Cartoon by Bearman Cartoons

Decided to change up some of my cartoons and experiment with different things.  Today’s cartoon was inspired by a friend of mine who is of course bald.  I don’t know if he has a hairy back or not but I can imagine.

It seems as I grow older thankfully I have not yet lost the hair on my head but I find these strange giant ear hairs or strangle long hairs coming out of my eyebrows.  As my wife calls them “crazy eyebrows”

Trying to work on some new shirt designs and some back-end website redesigns so I may post sporadically or not necessarily cartoons but I will try to still make my rounds as I can.

Comments

84 responses to “Bald Men – Hairy Backs”

  1. Jim Avatar

    Oy! The long ear n eyebrow hairs! Yep.

  2. Christina Avatar

    The older one gets, the more troll-like one becomes. It’s scary. Don’t get me started about eyebrows…

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I have a problem watching that show Dallas with my wife because Larry Hagman’s eyebrows are totally nuts.

  3. Colleen from Tix-Comix Avatar

    My theory is that men’s hair is different than women’s. The women’s hair just continues to grow away from the scalp, just like children’s. But men’s hair actually grows both directions, both in and out. And eventually these inward growing hairs have to come out somewhere, first on the chest, and later out the back, ears, etc. The rate of growth inward over time slowly supersedes the rate of growth of the outward ones, and, since all hairs eventually fall out, that is the cause of baldness. You’re right, the hair isn’t really gone, it’s just migrated south.

    1. lisleman Avatar

      that’s a strange theory.

      1. Bearman Avatar

        She didn’t say it was backed by any scientific proof..haha

        1. Bo Lumpkin Avatar

          It sounds perfectly reasonable to me.

          1. Bearman Avatar

            Of course it does..ha

  4. Androgoth Avatar

    I dread to think what his feet look like,
    probably resemble one of those Bigfoots or
    a Yeti 🙂

    Have a wicked one Bearman 🙂

    Androgoth

    1. Bearman Avatar

      As long as the hair stays on the top of his foot and not the bottom.

      1. Red Avatar

        Or his palms…

          1. Binky Avatar

            What’s wrong with palm hair??

  5. lisleman Avatar

    I’m very happy with my head of hair. My ears of hair – not so much.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I might have to get laser hair removal for my birthday one day.

  6. Deb Avatar

    Men with hair on their backs must really itch…just saying.
    Good one, bearman!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      It’s like your leg hair Deb….once it grows beyond a certain point you don’t notice it anymore.

      1. Deb Avatar

        Stop looking at my legs. 😆

        1. Bearman Avatar

          Start shaving them

          1. Deb Avatar

            Sorry, Bearman, but at my age the hair doesn’t grow on them anymore. 😉

  7. Michael Corley Avatar

    Nothing would give me greater pleasure than to say I have no idea what this comic is about.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      You will young man…you will.

  8. George Avatar

    And, at times, it travels even further south. Hair can be scary. 🙂

      1. Red Avatar

        That is when you braid it.

        1. Bearman Avatar

          If I ever see someone with braided butt hair I will gag.

  9. Laura Avatar
    Laura

    Ha, That should be my Uncle’s motto

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Heading to the beach with him anytime soon..haha

  10. Friggin Loon Avatar

    Growing old suck 🙁 Fortunately haven’t sprouted hair on my back!!!! Something to look forward to I guess 😯

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Can you cut the one on your chin though

      1. Friggin Loon Avatar

        No. That’s a keeper!!!

  11. J-Dotson Avatar

    I hate to admit it Bearman but I am finding the same hair issues as you plus nose hairs… Can we TALK!!! It has gotten so bad my wife is threatening to buy me a trimmer for it! Not aging gracefully that is for sure…

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Or you can be like my wife and love to grab the tweezers and inflict pain on me whenever an eyebrow is out of place.

  12. J-Dotson Avatar

    P.S. no back hair and not that hairy of a fellow… Never used to have to shave when I was a young man…

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Bet you were jealous of the rest of us.

  13. Bo Lumpkin Avatar

    I have hair everywhere but the top of my head, the soles of my feet, and the palms of my hands. What is tough is when I have to go and have ekg’s etc. and they put the tape on the little wires and then snatch it off. It will definitely bring tears to your eyes. Even when they put in an IV they tape it down and when they pull it off it pulls the hair out of my arms. They always look at me and say, “This is gonna hurt a little.” The smile they have doesn’t bother me as bad as the little twinkle in their eye. I really think some of them enjoy it. (The really nice ones that don’t want to hurt you ask you to pull off the tape yourself.)

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Top of your head. No wonder you always wear that hat.

      Isn’t it funny that when they pull the tape off it hurts more than sticking the needle in.

      1. Bo Lumpkin Avatar

        Yep, needles don’t really bother me but I am terribly afraid of tape.

  14. SpilledInkGuy Avatar

    So… you’re off waxing your code?
    RIP!
    🙂

    1. SpilledInkGuy Avatar

      Okay… that didn’t work… let’s try that a different way…
      (open triangle – wax – close triangle) RIP! (open triangle – backslash – wax – close triangle)

      1. Bearman Avatar

        What????

        And I only wax poetic

        1. Bo Lumpkin Avatar

          Sometimes you wax elequent too! Or wax elephants, I forget which.

          1. Bearman Avatar

            You wax elephants, i don’t want to be around for the stampede

      2. SpilledInkGuy Avatar

        Sorry… that really doesn’t make sense, does it, Bearman?
        I was trying to write the word ‘wax’ as if it had some translation into html…
        (there’s so much hair around here I thought there might be some growing on your code)!
        🙂

  15. jynksie Avatar

    I think your “friend” is more a reflection of a “personal experience”, now Isn’t BackHairMan?!? [smirk] *see what I did there?

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I knew you would accuse me of improper hair follicles.

  16. writerdood Avatar

    Nice. I wasn’t sure what you meant until I read the explanation, but then I don’t have a hairy back. It’s really too bad he can’t transplant that crop. I mean, I think they can do that, but not without leaving little scars all over. You can imagine all the poc-marks.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Better yet just wear high collared shirts and brush your back hair up and over your head.

      1. Red Avatar

        The penultimate in comb-over.

  17. JerryBenedict Avatar

    Ha ha! That gave me a good chuckle!

  18. Comedy Plus Avatar

    Getting old isn’t for sissies. I’ve figured that out.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I’m up for the challenge

  19. Mark Stokes Avatar

    It’s a curse! No hair where you want it, too much hair where you don’t!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Do zombies worry about hair loss?

  20. HairyBackedMan Avatar
    HairyBackedMan

    It’s true — my back got hairier as my head got balder. Actually, my chest hair grew over my shoulders and then down my back. Just normal part of being male, I guess.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Interesting though for me, I don’t have really hair underarms. Must be my guns rubbing against my sides..hahah

  21. DadaHyena Avatar

    An outbreak of “Bearmanitis” begins to sweep the nation!
    Fur is everywhere!

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Bearmania…but when you are screaming…who cares?

  22. Nate Fakes Avatar

    Or (for one with a hairy ass) – I sat on it.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      All that sitting should have rubbed the hair away.

  23. dave Avatar
    dave

    I’m not quite that fat.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      I said inspired by you…not you!

  24. Tony Mcgurk Avatar

    Hey you forgot my moustache. My back hair ain’t quite that bad though & I have morte hair on my head. I do really I do!!! I often get the odd rogue eyebrow hair. Michelle always wants to pull them out. Call me a rebel but I kinda like to let them roam free & wild.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      My wife doesn’t give me a choice. I try to get away with licking my fingers and patting them down but she doesn’t go for that.

  25. Binky Avatar

    As you get older, you hair follicles go insane and don’t know what they’re supposed to do.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Where else does a wombat have to grow hair??

      1. Binky Avatar

        I was speaking for my human friends. Wombies don’t have such problems.

  26. strala Avatar
    strala

    funny cartoon! Navar went to a new barber recently and she asked ” would you like me to trim your eyebrows.” He said “sure” she brought out the electric razor zip she cut them very close. He was horrified for days. Now he just says that he will take care of triming his eyebrows. :+) He enjoyed your cartoon as well today.
    It must be strange not to have to pump out cartoons for the contest. That was a whirlwind. Funny what you can do when you have a deadline to meet.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Well as I said, I am busy working on some backend stuff and I have several tshirt designs I want to crank out.

      Navar should never let a razor or wax near his eyebrows…

  27. Japanese Ghost Avatar

    Do you already have a hairy back? I don’t have a hairy back but I also don’t have hair on top of my head. Started losing it when I was 17. I’ve lived over half my life with MPB… I feel bad for men that this will happen too because of the depression it can cause.

    I’m at the point now that I couldn’t care less. Bonus: I never have a bad hair day! 🙂

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Not really. Not like the men you see at the beach anyway. Though my neck can get pretty damn hairy.

  28. jenygoth666 Avatar

    havent you heard of the miricle nono its supposed to make you smooth as a baby why cant you take the nose and ear hair and replant on head lol xjen

    1. Bearman Avatar

      Miracle nono? hahah

      I never understood why they couldn’t move hair but what do I know.

      And no manscaping…that is cheating.

  29. jb Avatar

    Sometimes it’s good venture out. I mean I tried it when I combined my two cartoons. Bobby and Robby and Red Clay Hills.

  30. Rent Textbooks Avatar

    ewwww. Im not a fan of harry backs or harry men.

    1. Bearman Avatar

      What about hairy ones?? haha